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My local rock station on the radio switched formats in the middle of the day on Friday. They are right now playing christmas music with an add on the station to join us after the holiday season for our new easy listening format. They have no Dj's right now. Just music and a few adds. Christmas music duiring the day and hard rock at night. No Alice Cooper, No Bob & Tom.That sucks. It should happen next week for us.
I cussed like a sailor.
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It's like calling McDonalds MickeyDees and smugly thinking to yourself how hip and irreverent you are.I'm personally sick of the "clever" alternate names like Burger Thing and Taco Hell that people like to use. Yeah, it was kinda funny 10 years ago!
And yet some, like FedEx or IHOP became so popular that they suplanted the actual names of the buisnesses. In the case of the two I mentioned, the companies even apropriated the names for themselves.
A sailor and a marine walk into the head. After relieving themselves, the sailor walks over and starts washing his hands. The marine heads for the door.
The sailor lets out a sigh of disgust and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after using the head."
The marine smirks and replies over his shoulder, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee all over our hands."
A sailor and a marine walk into the head. After relieving themselves, the sailor walks over and starts washing his hands. The marine heads for the door.
The sailor lets out a sigh of disgust and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after using the head."
The marine smirks and replies over his shoulder, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee all over our hands."
Huh, I was in the Navy, but I guess I shoulda been a Marine...
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Of course, put your pagan religious symbols (Christmas Tree) during on All Hallows Eve...Worship your trees and return to nature...
(How does a Christmas tree at all relate to Christ? Decorating a tree, that's nature worship.)
Christmas trees are obviously religious - they have "Christ" right in their name.
Duh.
stuff
BTW, I noticed in your postings today that you relocated. I like your new geography!
Ok, no one steal this idea.
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Pitch it to Rockstar Games.
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Of course, put your pagan religious symbols (Christmas Tree) during on All Hallows Eve...Worship your trees and return to nature...
(How does a Christmas tree at all relate to Christ? Decorating a tree, that's nature worship.)
But, but, but...I was positive there were fir trees in the desert outside of Bethlehem!
;)
A sailor and a marine walk into the head. After relieving themselves, the sailor walks over and starts washing his hands. The marine heads for the door.
The sailor lets out a sigh of disgust and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after using the head."
The marine smirks and replies over his shoulder, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee all over our hands."
This is the same marine core that stands for.
Muscles
Are
Required
Intell
Not
Expected or my fav.
My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment.
Question for you CF.
Whats the diffrence between a gay marine or a straight marine?
about half a 6pack.
Understand I have nothign but respect for all our armed services as I have served in the NAVY myself but for every navy joke I have some good marine comebacks. Dont even get me started on the ch/air force.
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A sailor and a marine walk into the head. After relieving themselves, the sailor walks over and starts washing his hands. The marine heads for the door.
The sailor lets out a sigh of disgust and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after using the head."
The marine smirks and replies over his shoulder, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee all over our hands."
An admiral, a marine general and an Air Force general were arguing over who had the bravest troops. Finally the admiral decides to settle this so he calls a sailor over. " I want you to climb to the top of the base flagpole and then jump off," the admiral says. The sailor salutes and they all watch as he climbs to the top of the flagpole and jumps off. "That's nothing," the Marine general says, "watch this." He calls a a Marine over and says, "I want you to climb to the top of the flight tower and jump off." The Marine salutes and is soon falling off the control tower. The Air Force general just smiles. "That's nothing," he says as he waves an airman over. "I want you to climb to the top of the radio tower over there and jump off," the general says. The airman salutes and says "with all due respect sir, go to hell." Th general dismeisses tha airman and says "gentlemen, that is real courage."
Okay, I guess I missed the link. How did we go from stupid pre-holiday commercialism to armed forces jokes?
Did someone call for me?
Okay, I guess I missed the link. How did we go from stupid pre-holiday commercialism to armed forces jokes?
Poodles.
Definitely the poodles.
Poodles is the new Sebastian.
Rone, where ya been? Good last show.
Rone, where ya been? Good last show.He's been busy adding all the posters in the anti-vegan thread to his Nixonian list of bloody reprisals.
LOL, Jack. I've been doing my best to avoid any writing weighed down by its own fear and ignorance. Thus I haven't read any of my own lately.
Mairkurion, Thanks for the kind words. :) Ed's getting over a really lousy case of flu and I have a rotator cuff torn every which way. That's what I get for saving orphans in my down time. Superheroism just doesn't seem worth it since the spandex stopped fitting right. People just laugh when they see me leap into danger. You won't have Superfluous Man to kick around anymore.
I hope no one takes my teasing as anti-vegan posts. I'm just glad all the fruits and nuts of the world are leaving many more innocent creatures for me to chew on before we make all their habitats uninhabitable and then I have to sit with Rone on Tofu Day.
Seriously though, Rone, sorry to hear about the injury. Dang. Double dang. :(
Seriously though, Rone, sorry to hear about the injury. Dang. Double dang. :(
Thanks. I've always bounced back from injuries. This one? No such luck.
I mentioned awhile ago getting a case of podcaster shoulder almost in jest, but just such a repetitive stress injury may be partially to blame. That and a lot of irresponsibly heavy lifting past the initial signs I was damaged. What an anemic way to hurt oneself. <G>
I hope no one takes my teasing as anti-vegan posts.
I can't believe you hate vegans so much! You're gonna make me cry.
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Of course, put your pagan religious symbols (Christmas Tree) during on All Hallows Eve...Worship your trees and return to nature...
(How does a Christmas tree at all relate to Christ? Decorating a tree, that's nature worship.)
But, but, but...I was positive there were fir trees in the desert outside of Bethlehem!
;)
And the wise men brought gold tinsel, wreaths and fruit cake?
Has anyone actually ever eaten a fruit cake? Or, at least witnessed one being eaten?
I have. I actually like fruit cake. Really. I honestly do like it.
(Nobody ever believes me about that for some reason.)
Has anyone actually ever eaten a fruit cake? Or, at least witnessed one being eaten?I have. I actually like fruit cake. Really. I honestly do like it.
(Nobody ever believes me about that for some reason.)
I don't believe you! Everyone knows that there's only one fruit cake per country, and it keeps getting passed around from family to family.
I don't believe you! Everyone knows that there's only one fruit cake per country, and it keeps getting passed around from family to family.Has anyone actually ever eaten a fruit cake? Or, at least witnessed one being eaten?I have. I actually like fruit cake. Really. I honestly do like it.
(Nobody ever believes me about that for some reason.)
But that can't be true! I ate one just last year. I swear, I did. And it was delicious. :)
But that can't be true! I ate one just last year. I swear, I did. And it was delicious. :)I don't believe you! Everyone knows that there's only one fruit cake per country, and it keeps getting passed around from family to family.Has anyone actually ever eaten a fruit cake? Or, at least witnessed one being eaten?I have. I actually like fruit cake. Really. I honestly do like it.
(Nobody ever believes me about that for some reason.)
Lies! DAMNED LIES!!!
Lies! DAMNED LIES!!!But that can't be true! I ate one just last year. I swear, I did. And it was delicious. :)I don't believe you! Everyone knows that there's only one fruit cake per country, and it keeps getting passed around from family to family.Has anyone actually ever eaten a fruit cake? Or, at least witnessed one being eaten?I have. I actually like fruit cake. Really. I honestly do like it.
(Nobody ever believes me about that for some reason.)
Usually I prefer to make my own. But the storebought ones aren't bad. :)
Here in Texas, we actually have great (yes, actually edible) fruitcake. They are DeLuxe fruitcakes form the Collin Street Bakery in Corsicana. Yall come on down!
I don't see why so many people dislike it, I love fruitcake...
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Probably why I like em too. :)
Here in Texas, we actually have great (yes, actually edible) fruitcake. They are DeLuxe fruitcakes form the Collin Street Bakery in Corsicana. Yall come on down!
Sounds yummy!
It sho is, sista-woman!
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Finally, some truthful advertising.Pizza Slut.I liked that place.
of course we are the home of the fast food joint
Dead Cow
so go figure.
Yes and they had the best Hamburgers to. Sorta Really large White Castle Hamburgers.
Wait a minute White Castle was from Wichita.
So is Taco Bell
And Pizza Hut.
Damn we are the fats um Fast food capital.