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Did someone call for me?

Jack IT!

I say, dear chap, please don't go about stealing my good name.

>threadjack<

Did someone call for me, citizen?

Evil Lincoln wrote:

I believe that my statement is covered under "hit points".

My group found them a little squishy for huge (gargantuan?) critters.

Well, they are hollow shells, aren't they?

Wouldn't that make them crunchy instead of squishy?

I'm spoilering this, though, because I feel bad about the threadjack.

** spoiler omitted **

Hello citizens, did someone call for me?

Threadjack wrote:

*swings in on a rope*

Good day citizens! Did someone call for me?

*yoinks hat!*

Careful! You''ll mess up the feather, I spent all morning ironing it!

*swings in on a rope*

Good day citizens! Did someone call for me?

Stumbles into thread, begins surveying the scene while a look of abject horror spreads across his face.

Oh dear god! It's a thread jacking massacre in here!

Fumbles for his radio and begins shouting at the top of his lungs.

Code 30! Code 30! I repeat Code 30! Send everything you have! I need back-up!

Fear not, citizen! I'm here to save the day!

There's something going on here that I can't quite figure out...

Sorry to threadjack now back to your regular transmission.

*swings in on a rope*

[threadjack sort of]

Yes?

[Thread Jack]

*Swings in on a rope*

I am the terror that eats your posts!

Away with you, evil-doer!

Since Threadjack is already in here...

*Heroic pose*

[threadjack]I can't believe that out of all thegreat musicals and comedis that were nominated, the voters chose "The Hangover."[/threadjack]

Did you summon me? What ails you, citizen?

Threadjack!

*heroic pose followed by twirling moustache*

The Phantom Post Strikes!

You cad!

In my angst I think I've derailed my own thread.

Anything I can help you with?

[threadjack]People routinely steal lunches out of the break room where I work. Particularly popular are Lean Cuisines and other frozen entrees. My approach to it involves guilt - I put personal little notes on all of my stuff with things like "If you eat this, I'm going to be hungry all afternoon" and "Please don't steal my creamer - I don't make very much money". Surprisingly, it seems to help.[/threadjack]

I'll protect your lunch, good sir!

Threadjack wrote:

Do you need help with something that my dashing good looks and witty repartee can solve?

*smoothes pencil mustache*

Why yes! I need... a distraction!

*ganks Nurn's +5 chaotic shortsword and runs*

Uh, wait, I don't do... er... criminal acts. I'm a hero, y'see?

Threadjack wrote:

Orthos wrote:

[/threadjack]

*heroic pose*

Yes? Is someone in need?

Hi! Jack!

Do you need help with something that my dashing good looks and witty repartee can solve?

*smoothes pencil mustache*

Threadjack wrote:

Orthos wrote:

[/threadjack]

*heroic pose*

Yes? Is someone in need?

Wordism thread, stat! :)

Wordism? Where?

[/threadjack]

*heroic pose*

Yes? Is someone in need?

[threadjack]

*heroic pose*

Did someone call for me?

[threadjack][/threadjack]

Did someone call for me?

Urizen wrote:

Nice. Subtle.

How's the OT progress going anyway?

NO THREADJACK!!!! NO THREADJACK!!!! LOL!!!

*hangs head and cries*

Threadjack wrote:

Dragonborn3 wrote:

[/massive threadjack]

Did someone call for me?

No, they called for massive threadjack, not flamboyant and inadequate threadjack.

*hangs head and exits stage right*

[/massive threadjack]

Did someone call for me?

Okay, I guess I missed the link. How did we go from stupid pre-holiday commercialism to armed forces jokes?

Did someone call for me?

Without reading 350 plus posts -- how in the world did this thread go from Obama and the Nobel Peace Prize to Buddhists breaking bars with their head?

Did someone call for me?

Did someone call for me?

Away I go!

*twirls moustache and leaps out a window*

(No, this is NOT a threadjack. This conversation is about apple cheeked cherubs, right?)

Did someone call for me?