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Tiny hippies live right next door to smurfs.

BY ALL THAT IS UNHOLY, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME?!??!


Bran McChomperface wrote:

BY ALL THAT IS UNHOLY, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME?!??!

Mmmm little blue-brain hors d'oeuvres.

*lipsmack*


I'm back to normal, now.

Must have been some sort of curse...

The Exchange

get back in my pockets!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Grue in the Attic wrote:
*still holding FEED ME sign*
Throws the Grue a Hippeh

*Swallow Whole*

*holds up sign again*

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I'm thinking of getting one of these for my daughter. Anyone ever try one? Do they deliver?

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Tarren Dei wrote:
I'm thinking of getting one of these for my daughter. Anyone ever try one? Do they deliver?

Personally I kind of liked this.

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
I'm thinking of getting one of these for my daughter. Anyone ever try one? Do they deliver?
Personally I kind of liked this.

Yes, but she's only four. I'm not sure that she can really guarantee a headshot every time. But with the chainsaw across the kneecaps, she can bring them down to her level and really make a contribution. It's really important for the young ones to participate in wholesome activities with the rest of the family.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
I'm thinking of getting one of these for my daughter. Anyone ever try one? Do they deliver?
Personally I kind of liked this.

~laughter~ OMG!!! I love it!

Scarab Sages

All this talk of violence against the heartbeat challenged is very disturbing.


Aberzombie wrote:
All this talk of violence against the heartbeat challenged is very disturbing.

We face bigotry at every turn don't we?

Scarab Sages

Dread Lord Zombie wrote:


We face bigotry at every turn don't we?

Sad, but true. The prejudice and hate expressed by the living is a terrible thing. Let's hope that, one day, they crow beyond such behavior.


Aberzombie wrote:
Dread Lord Zombie wrote:


We face bigotry at every turn don't we?
Sad, but true. The prejudice and hate expressed by the living is a terrible thing. Let's hope that, one day, they crow beyond such behavior.

Unfortunately, I don't see that happening. Movies that glorify killing zombies, like Zombieland, continue to be popular and show our kind to be inhuman monsters. *looks at a child going by and starts to chase him* BRRRRRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS!!!

Scarab Sages

Mmmm.....brainnnssss

The Exchange

Well a recurring character in the show Demons is one of your brethren. He seemed a nice guy.

Scarab Sages

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Dread Lord Zombie wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Dread Lord Zombie wrote:


We face bigotry at every turn don't we?
Sad, but true. The prejudice and hate expressed by the living is a terrible thing. Let's hope that, one day, they crow beyond such behavior.
Unfortunately, I don't see that happening. Movies that glorify killing zombies, like Zombieland, continue to be popular and show our kind to be inhuman monsters. *looks at a child going by and starts to chase him* BRRRRRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS!!!

Perhaps once we've recruited them all...

Crimson Jester wrote:

Well a recurring character in the show Demons is one of your brethren. He seemed a nice guy.

It's always nice to see some positive portrayals out there.

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Well a recurring character in the show Demons is one of your brethren. He seemed a nice guy.

Don't fall for this ruse! It's all part of the zombie agenda. They're taking over Hollywood.


*takes aim at Aberzombie with RPG, fires*

A bunch of people, in tights, running up and down a field tackling eachother while chasing balls. And for what? A friggin ring.

It's like Nascar, I just can't see the attraction.

Scarab Sages

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

*takes aim at Aberzombie with RPG, fires*

Sir, I am deeply disappointed by the violence you are directing at my person. Please, reconsider the hate you feel for the heart beat challenged. That kind of hate can poison your soul.

Feel the love man! Feel the love!


Aberzombie wrote:
Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

*takes aim at Aberzombie with RPG, fires*

Sir, I am deeply disappointed by the violence you are directing at my person. Please, reconsider the hate you feel for the heart beat challenged. That kind of hate can poison your soul.

Feel the love man! Feel the love!

I feel no hate for the heart beat challenged, for I am a vampire. The only think I don't like about the heart beat challenged is the lack of fresh blood.

*fires again*

Scarab Sages

Dragonborn3 wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

*takes aim at Aberzombie with RPG, fires*

Sir, I am deeply disappointed by the violence you are directing at my person. Please, reconsider the hate you feel for the heart beat challenged. That kind of hate can poison your soul.

Feel the love man! Feel the love!

I feel no hate for the heart beat challenged, for I am a vampire. The only think I don't like about the heart beat challenged is the lack of fresh blood.

*fires again*

Vampire, or dragon?


Dragonborn3 wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

*takes aim at Aberzombie with RPG, fires*

Sir, I am deeply disappointed by the violence you are directing at my person. Please, reconsider the hate you feel for the heart beat challenged. That kind of hate can poison your soul.

Feel the love man! Feel the love!

I feel no hate for the heart beat challenged, for I am a vampire. The only think I don't like about the heart beat challenged is the lack of fresh blood.

*fires again*

Hey, I'm a vampire too!

Want to sext?


Aberzombie wrote:
Dragonborn3 wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

*takes aim at Aberzombie with RPG, fires*

Sir, I am deeply disappointed by the violence you are directing at my person. Please, reconsider the hate you feel for the heart beat challenged. That kind of hate can poison your soul.

Feel the love man! Feel the love!

I feel no hate for the heart beat challenged, for I am a vampire. The only think I don't like about the heart beat challenged is the lack of fresh blood.

*fires again*

Vampire, or dragon?

Maybe a vampiric dragon?


Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:
Dragonborn3 wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

*takes aim at Aberzombie with RPG, fires*

Sir, I am deeply disappointed by the violence you are directing at my person. Please, reconsider the hate you feel for the heart beat challenged. That kind of hate can poison your soul.

Feel the love man! Feel the love!

I feel no hate for the heart beat challenged, for I am a vampire. The only think I don't like about the heart beat challenged is the lack of fresh blood.

*fires again*

Hey, I'm a vampire too!

Want to sext?

*gets the stake ready*


Dread Lord Zombie wrote:
Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:
Dragonborn3 wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Keaton Bloodfang wrote:

*takes aim at Aberzombie with RPG, fires*

Sir, I am deeply disappointed by the violence you are directing at my person. Please, reconsider the hate you feel for the heart beat challenged. That kind of hate can poison your soul.

Feel the love man! Feel the love!

I feel no hate for the heart beat challenged, for I am a vampire. The only think I don't like about the heart beat challenged is the lack of fresh blood.

*fires again*

Hey, I'm a vampire too!

Want to sext?

*gets the stake ready*

Hey, lay off the violence against the heartbeat challenged.


Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:


Hey, lay off the violence against the heartbeat challenged.

Being heartbeat challenged myself, that's not the problem. I'm betting most of the other vampires would like to see you staked as well.


Dread Lord Zombie wrote:
Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:


Hey, lay off the violence against the heartbeat challenged.

Being heartbeat challenged myself, that's not the problem. I'm betting most of the other vampires would like to see you staked as well.

Is that a sexual metaphor, or do they want to kill me?

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

Rise of the Zombies -- Day 100

Damn prancing, preening vampires. Even the zombies can't stand them. Heck, even the non-sparkling vampires can't stand them.


Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:
Dread Lord Zombie wrote:
Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:


Hey, lay off the violence against the heartbeat challenged.

Being heartbeat challenged myself, that's not the problem. I'm betting most of the other vampires would like to see you staked as well.
Is that a sexual metaphor, or do they want to kill me?

*facepalm* Trust me. Most of them would like to see you turned into dust. Of course there is time to change before somebody stakes you. First, you have to quit sparkling. The undead do not "sparkle". Second, quit whining about your condition. You're an immortal. Take unlife by the horns.


Dread Lord Zombie wrote:
Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:
Dread Lord Zombie wrote:
Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:


Hey, lay off the violence against the heartbeat challenged.

Being heartbeat challenged myself, that's not the problem. I'm betting most of the other vampires would like to see you staked as well.
Is that a sexual metaphor, or do they want to kill me?
*facepalm* Trust me. Most of them would like to see you turned into dust. Of course there is time to change before somebody stakes you. First, you have to quit sparkling. The undead do not "sparkle". Second, quit whining about your condition. You're an immortal. Take unlife by the horns.

Don't tell me how to live my life, man.

Now if you'll excuse me, I think there's a high school student I have to stalk.


Tarren Dei wrote:

Rise of the Zombies -- Day 100

Damn prancing, preening vampires. Even the zombies can't stand them. Heck, even the non-sparkling vampires can't stand them.

Actually, I can. Good book series.

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Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:
Dread Lord Zombie wrote:
Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:
Dread Lord Zombie wrote:
Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:


Hey, lay off the violence against the heartbeat challenged.

Being heartbeat challenged myself, that's not the problem. I'm betting most of the other vampires would like to see you staked as well.
Is that a sexual metaphor, or do they want to kill me?
*facepalm* Trust me. Most of them would like to see you turned into dust. Of course there is time to change before somebody stakes you. First, you have to quit sparkling. The undead do not "sparkle". Second, quit whining about your condition. You're an immortal. Take unlife by the horns.

Don't tell me how to live my life, man.

Now if you'll excuse me, I think there's a high school student I have to stake.

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SWF looking for Canadian.

Sovereign Court

RRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!

*stomps into thread, squashing sparkly vampires as she goes*

The Exchange

Tarren Dei wrote:
SWF looking for Canadian.

That is so full of win. Is she Palin's little sister?


Sue The Zombie T-Rex wrote:

RRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!

*stomps into thread, squashing sparkly vampires as she goes*

*rips zombie flesh away until only skeleton remains*

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
SWF looking for Canadian.
That is so full of win. Is she Palin's little sister?

Definitely NOT my type!

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
SWF looking for Canadian.
That is so full of win. Is she Palin's little sister?
Definitely NOT my type!

What she is alive?

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
SWF looking for Canadian.
That is so full of win. Is she Palin's little sister?
Definitely NOT my type!
What she is alive?

And prepping to fight back against the inevitable zombie onslaught.

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
SWF looking for Canadian.
That is so full of win. Is she Palin's little sister?
Definitely NOT my type!
What she is alive?
And prepping to fight back against the inevitable zombie onslaught.

Oh yeah that and here I thought it was the liberal leanings.

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
SWF looking for Canadian.
That is so full of win. Is she Palin's little sister?
Definitely NOT my type!
What she is alive?
And prepping to fight back against the inevitable zombie onslaught.
Oh yeah that and here I thought it was the liberal leanings.

Naah, she supports some conservative stuff, so there's hope for her.

Sovereign Court

Keaton Bloodfang wrote:
Sue The Zombie T-Rex wrote:

RRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!

*stomps into thread, squashing sparkly vampires as she goes*

*rips zombie flesh away until only skeleton remains*

*thanks to the power of necromancy, keeps on stomping*


Raise of the zombie poodle lords!

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