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[facepalm] ;P
I'm at the point where I would gladly maim someone for a diet coke :/
*Eyes grow wide*
*slowly hides diet coke behind back*
I'm at the point where I would gladly maim someone for a diet coke :/*Eyes grow wide*
*slowly hides diet coke behind back*
I saw that! Give it here! Give it! I wants it!
I saw that! Give it here! Give it! I wants it!I'm at the point where I would gladly maim someone for a diet coke :/*Eyes grow wide*
*slowly hides diet coke behind back*
*tosses diet pepsi decoy, slides away*
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Step away from the Coke, mistress. It's for your own good. That's right, back away slowly......you will feel so much better without the horrible chemicals and fake sugars coursing through you. Here, some freshly squeezed organic lemons, filtered water and some nice blue agave nectar in a tall glass of ice....isn't that much better?
but....but.... <whimpers>
Okay.
*sips the lemonade*
That is pretty good....not diet coke, but I like it. Thanks.
Well, we've got the real one locked up in an undisclosed location, but this will do for when we don't have the time I suppose ;)There needs to be more naughtiness in this temple. ;)I have an inflatable Daniel Craig "real life-size" doll here for a...Lynora and Solnes. It was mistakenly sent here.I was wondering where he had disappered to.
I would like to offer my service to help watch over the very handsome and virule mr. craig.
I understand that as a lady with her own temple you must be very pressed for time so anything I can do to help in his care I would be delighted to do. I already have an excersie prgram lined up for him to keep him in top shape.Ooh, that sounds delightful! You're hired. Here you go, sweetie, this piece of paper has the directions you need to find him. Oops, almost forgot.
*takes out a hypodermic and injects something into Steven*
No worries, dear. It's just a microchip. In case you get any ideas about absconding with the prisoner. It's standard procedure around here. :)
*after following directions* I must say Lady Lynora I do believe I am going to be very happy with this job. I must convey my appreciation of your treatment of the prisoner, he was allowed to roam within certain boundries and if he strayed the shock"collar" made him not want to do it again. Techincally would it still be collar if it's just a ring and not around his throat but once again the fact he is kept undressed makes it very easy for me to run my hands all over his firm body, after all I had to do a through once over just to be sure he was ok. I take my charges very seriously. Dont worry about him unless you need him for something I plan on being with him 24/7 to ensure his proper care. I can watch him do nude wide legged push-ups all day. hhhmmm I may just do that.
Hey, who slipped catnip into my Captain and Coke? Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
*after following directions* I must say Lady Lynora I do believe I am going to be very happy with this job. I must convey my appreciation of your treatment of the prisoner, he was allowed to roam within certain boundries and if he strayed the shock"collar" made him not want to do it again. Techincally would it still be collar if it's just a ring and not around his throat but once again the fact he is kept undressed makes it very easy for me to run my hands all over his firm body, after all I had to do a through once over just to be sure he was ok. I take my charges very seriously. Dont worry about him unless you need him for something I plan on being with him 24/7 to ensure his proper care. I can watch him do nude wide legged push-ups all day. hhhmmm I may just do that.
So glad to hear it. I'm afraid I've been much too busy to give him the proper attention lately. I'm sure you'll do an excellent job of keeping him in shape and not let him get too lonely. ;)
That's just wrong, even for you boss.
Don't knock it. There is still a free leg.
That's just wrong, even for you boss.
It's okay. That one is actually the blow up doll. The real one is elsewhere. Very lifelike, isn't it? ;)
SQWACK!
*flies in wearing heraldic clothing*
The Herald of your alter-ego LJ has arrived Lynora. I have to say this seems a step up from the Jack threads,
*flies in wearing heraldic clothing*
The Herald of your alter-ego LJ has arrived Lynora. I have to say this seems a step up from the Jack threads,
Why thank you :)
We do try.
So glad to hear it. I'm afraid I've been much too busy to give him the proper attention lately. I'm sure you'll do an excellent job of keeping him in shape and not let him get too lonely. ;)
You bet I will.
Why is everyone here and not at my cult.
Your cult is boring.
Your cult is boring.
Don't edit yourself. Tell him how you really feel.
I cleaned up a couple posts in this thread. Name calling is bad, m'kay?
Has anyone seen my boss?
Here you go, sweetie, this piece of paper has the directions you need to find him.
{calls out from kitchen:} Sorry, I've got him in the kitchen. He just needed a spongebath, and I was about to start his massage.
Edit: Argh, ninja'd by Tindall.
MMMMMMPH! MMM-MMM MH MMMPH!
Anyways, I'm feeling a little silly. It's day two of no diet coke. The silliness keeps me from going totally over the edge. hopefully I'll actually catch up on my posting today.
Oopsie. {looks down at cola and honey she was generously basting on Mr. Craig}
Anyways, I'm feeling a little silly. It's day two of no diet coke. The silliness keeps me from going totally over the edge. hopefully I'll actually catch up on my posting today.Oopsie. {looks down at cola and honey she was generously basting on Mr. Craig}
"Y'see - on the one hand, I'm jealous, but on the other hand, not so much. Gotta love that inner conflict," Devlyn says with a grin as he pokes his head in the kitchen.
"Y'see - on the one hand, I'm jealous, but on the other hand, not so much. Gotta love that inner conflict," Devlyn says with a grin as he pokes his head in the kitchen.
I need to test these things before I try them on you. Your taut muscular body is so tender in certain spots... {eyes glaze over and she smiles, lost in thought}
Also, it's great for NaNoPr0nMo!
"Y'see - on the one hand, I'm jealous, but on the other hand, not so much. Gotta love that inner conflict," Devlyn says with a grin as he pokes his head in the kitchen.I need to test these things before I try them on you. Your taut muscular body is so tender in certain spots... {eyes glaze over and she smiles, lost in thought}
Also, it's great for NaNoPr0nMo!
"Aww sweets, you know I always appreciate you looking out for my tender spots," he says, planting a wet one on her.
"Carry on then - I'm sure I can amuse myself until you get the results. Hope he doesn't scar too badly!" he says with a wicked laugh.
Anyways, I'm feeling a little silly. It's day two of no diet coke. The silliness keeps me from going totally over the edge. hopefully I'll actually catch up on my posting today.Oopsie. {looks down at cola and honey she was generously basting on Mr. Craig}
Aw, man, that's just not right. I mean, I thought he looked delicious before. That's just not fair :/
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Oopsie. {looks down at cola and honey she was generously basting on Mr. Craig}Aw, man, that's just not right. I mean, I thought he looked delicious before. That's just not fair :/
I think I'm starting to have trouble determining the difference between food and sex.
OK, Craigee, bath time again, then back into the dungeon for a nap. Mistress Lynora will be by later and you need to be fully rested.
I think I'm starting to have trouble determining the difference between food and sex.
Gulp!
OK, Craigee, bath time again, then back into the dungeon for a nap. Mistress Lynora will be by later and you need to be fully rested.
Whew!
"Carry on then - I'm sure I can amuse myself until you get the results. Hope he doesn't scar too badly!" he says with a wicked laugh.
SCAR?! He better not, Mistress Lynora would flog me.
Hmmm...
That doesn't sound so bad actually. :)
"Carry on then - I'm sure I can amuse myself until you get the results. Hope he doesn't scar too badly!" he says with a wicked laugh.
SCAR?! He better not, Mistress Lynora would flog me.
Hmmm...
That doesn't sound so bad actually. :)
*cracks whip*
Now, now, there's no need to go damaging my favorite toy. If you want to be flogged, that can be arranged ;)
SCAR?! He better not, Mistress Lynora would flog me.
Hmmm...
That doesn't sound so bad actually. :)
*cracks whip*
Now, now, there's no need to go damaging my favorite toy. If you want to be flogged, that can be arranged ;)
SQUEE!- er, um, ok. {tries hard not to do happy dance}
Mr. Craig is squeaky clean of marinade, dried off, and strapped comfortably to his bed in the dungeon. Will there be anything else, Celestial Mistress?
SCAR?! He better not, Mistress Lynora would flog me.
Hmmm...
That doesn't sound so bad actually. :)
*cracks whip*
Now, now, there's no need to go damaging my favorite toy. If you want to be flogged, that can be arranged ;)
SQUEE!- er, um, ok. {tries hard not to do happy dance}
Mr. Craig is squeaky clean of marinade, dried off, and strapped comfortably to his bed in the dungeon. Will there be anything else, Celestial Mistress?
Sounds like you've finished your chores. And now you can have your dessert. ;)
If you'll just step into my room here, we can get started with that ;)
Sounds like you've finished your chores. And now you can have your dessert. ;)
If you'll just step into my room here, we can get started with that ;)
{tries not to dance into room} Yes, Celestial Mistress.
Ya'll need a real man around here. Ah guess I'll volunteer.
Mmmmm. You look yummy ;)
Babe, ya'll have no ideah.
Why don't we find out?
*wicked smile*
Another filthy thread...
Ya'll need a real man around here. Ah guess I'll volunteer.
welcome to the party jack. I see plenty of real men around here but theres always room for another. Besides if you are busy with the ladies I dont mind playing through. They get the front I'll take the back.
Babe, ya'll have no ideah.Why don't we find out?
*wicked smile*
if jack dosent want to play with anyone else but you thats cool but how about some deatils and photoes please.