The Sacred Followers of the Lovely Lynora


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"No, not at present. Please feel free to go back to 'caring' for Mr. Craig. You do such an excellent job of it." ;)


"And another interesting day unfolds," Devlyn chuckles to himself.

"So Lynora, any other major events planned for the temple house today, or just another day of sedate debauchery?" he asks with a smile as he hangs up the banner before it gets stepped on. ;P


Sedate debauchery is as per the norm around here. Just watch out for the MoB with the knitting needles, she pops up at the strangest times and in the most painful of places.


*emerges from the shadows and stabs Steven Tindall in the buttocks with a knitting needle before vanishing in a puff of smoke*


SON-OF-A ****!!! That hurt. crap now the old bat has ninja levels or something.

*rubs buttocks*
I think I'm gonna go lay down, on my stomach.


"Ouch - I see what you mean. Healing potion?"


Steven Tindall wrote:
Sedate debauchery is as per the norm around here. Just watch out for the MoB with the knitting needles, she pops up at the strangest times and in the most painful of places.
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
*emerges from the shadows and stabs Steven Tindall in the buttocks with a knitting needle before vanishing in a puff of smoke*

"Ouch - I see what you mean. Healing potion?"


*Opens a cupboard and pulls out a potion bottle* "Here, there's plenty. I stocked up. Sometimes it's useful having a cleric as your alter ego."

"Hmmmm.....we could do with a bit more debauchery around here...."

The Exchange

Posting Blitz!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Posting Blitz!

:)


*peeks in*

*apologizes for stealing HP of Lynora avatar*

*blushes furiously and steps away*


*relaxing while being massaged by a naked daniel craig*

Dev, buddy, I have a suggestion. Maybe she wouldn't be such a miserable ol biddy if she had a hot boy toy such as yourself throw her a bone so to speak. Think of it as a community service.

I'll even make you a deal, if you ever need a cover to get a guy off of you I'll be right there.

If you film it then you can show her lovelyness and ambrosia and say "see I can do good deeds that doesn't involve slaying dragons" I'm thinking it's a win/win here dude.


lynora wrote:

*Opens a cupboard and pulls out a potion bottle* "Here, there's plenty. I stocked up. Sometimes it's useful having a cleric as your alter ego."

"Hmmmm.....we could do with a bit more debauchery around here...."

"I was about to say that it's been a bit too long since the last good party. I'm sure we could drum up some support for the idea!" :D


Steven Tindall wrote:

*relaxing while being massaged by a naked daniel craig*

Dev, buddy, I have a suggestion. Maybe she wouldn't be such a miserable ol biddy if she had a hot boy toy such as yourself throw her a bone so to speak. Think of it as a community service.

I'll even make you a deal, if you ever need a cover to get a guy off of you I'll be right there.

If you film it then you can show her lovelyness and ambrosia and say "see I can do good deeds that doesn't involve slaying dragons" I'm thinking it's a win/win here dude.

Hmmm - Post eaten. Grumble...

"You make it sound like I don't do anything good beside trounce the bad guys. That's just a hurtful thing to say to any Dalesman - almost as hurtful as trying to throw me to MoB!" ;P

"What did you do to hack her off so much, by the way?"


lynora wrote:
"Hmmmm.....we could do with a bit more debauchery around here...."

Then you need to bring down your Goddess alter-ego


Steven Tindall wrote:

*relaxing while being massaged by a naked daniel craig*

Dev, buddy, I have a suggestion. Maybe she wouldn't be such a miserable ol biddy if she had a hot boy toy such as yourself throw her a bone so to speak. Think of it as a community service.

I'll even make you a deal, if you ever need a cover to get a guy off of you I'll be right there.

If you film it then you can show her lovelyness and ambrosia and say "see I can do good deeds that doesn't involve slaying dragons" I'm thinking it's a win/win here dude.

Nobody's dared to "throw me a bone" since the McKinley administration!

Filthy!

*jabs Steven Tindall with a knitting needle*


Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
Steven Tindall wrote:

*relaxing while being massaged by a naked daniel craig*

Dev, buddy, I have a suggestion. Maybe she wouldn't be such a miserable ol biddy if she had a hot boy toy such as yourself throw her a bone so to speak. Think of it as a community service.

I'll even make you a deal, if you ever need a cover to get a guy off of you I'll be right there.

If you film it then you can show her lovelyness and ambrosia and say "see I can do good deeds that doesn't involve slaying dragons" I'm thinking it's a win/win here dude.

Nobody's dared to "throw me a bone" since the McKinley administration!

Filthy!

*jabs Steven Tindall with a knitting needle*

"Oh for Tymora's sake..."

Deftly snatches the knitting needle out of Bitty's hand.

"And I don't want to hear about 'filthy' from you - I've seen some of the stuff that goes on at your friends' tea parties! You've got no leg to stand on with that argument." :D


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
Steven Tindall wrote:

*relaxing while being massaged by a naked daniel craig*

Dev, buddy, I have a suggestion. Maybe she wouldn't be such a miserable ol biddy if she had a hot boy toy such as yourself throw her a bone so to speak. Think of it as a community service.

I'll even make you a deal, if you ever need a cover to get a guy off of you I'll be right there.

If you film it then you can show her lovelyness and ambrosia and say "see I can do good deeds that doesn't involve slaying dragons" I'm thinking it's a win/win here dude.

Nobody's dared to "throw me a bone" since the McKinley administration!

Filthy!

*jabs Steven Tindall with a knitting needle*

"Oh for Tymora's sake..."

Deftly snatches the knitting needle out of Bitty's hand.

"And I don't want to hear about 'filthy' from you - I've seen some of the stuff that goes on at your friends' tea parties! You've got no leg to stand on with that argument." :D

*pulls out another knitting needle that she had palmed*

And now you have no leg to stand on either, you pervert!

*stabs Devlyn in the kneecap with a knitting needle*


If you prick him does he not bleed?


Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

*pulls out another knitting needle that she had palmed*

And now you have no leg to stand on either, you pervert!

*stabs Devlyn in the kneecap with a knitting needle*

Runs over to Devlyn, and kisses his boo-boo.

Her borg nano-probes enter his body and repair the damage ...
... and then return to her
... without attempting to assimilate him.

Turns arround, and says to the Old Bitty: That was rude!

Raises her Borg Shields Between herself and the Old Bitty.

And you won't do that again.


Jack Hammer wrote:
If you prick him does he not bleed?

Yep - pure Freedom and Justice. :D


SD 7-of-9 wrote:
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

*pulls out another knitting needle that she had palmed*

And now you have no leg to stand on either, you pervert!

*stabs Devlyn in the kneecap with a knitting needle*

Runs over to Devlyn, and kisses his boo-boo.

Her borg nano-probes enter his body and repair the damage ...
... and then return to her
... without attempting to assimilate him.

Turns arround, and says to the Old Bitty: That was rude!

Raises her Borg Shields Between herself and the Old Bitty.

And you won't do that again.

"Thanks 7 - I heal pretty quick on my own, but I'm much obliged for you looking out for me," he says with a smile.

"I don't want to know how many of those blasted needles you've got hidden on you," he says to Bitty.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"Thanks 7 - I heal pretty quick on my own, but I'm much obliged for you looking out for me," he says with a smile.

"I don't want to know how many of those blasted needles you've got hidden on you," he says to Bitty.

My scanner reads 34.


Eric Swanson wrote:

*peeks in*

*apologizes for stealing HP of Lynora avatar*

*blushes furiously and steps away*

No need to apologize. And you're welcome to come join the debauchery anytime. :)


S***fette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:
lynora wrote:
"Hmmmm.....we could do with a bit more debauchery around here...."

Then you need to bring down your Goddess alter-ego

The good one or the evil one?


lynora wrote:
S***fette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:
lynora wrote:
"Hmmmm.....we could do with a bit more debauchery around here...."

Then you need to bring down your Goddess alter-ego

The good one or the evil one?

Yes!


Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
Steven Tindall wrote:

*relaxing while being massaged by a naked daniel craig*

Dev, buddy, I have a suggestion. Maybe she wouldn't be such a miserable ol biddy if she had a hot boy toy such as yourself throw her a bone so to speak. Think of it as a community service.

I'll even make you a deal, if you ever need a cover to get a guy off of you I'll be right there.

If you film it then you can show her lovelyness and ambrosia and say "see I can do good deeds that doesn't involve slaying dragons" I'm thinking it's a win/win here dude.

Nobody's dared to "throw me a bone" since the McKinley administration!

Filthy!

*jabs Steven Tindall with a knitting needle*

"Oh for Tymora's sake..."

Deftly snatches the knitting needle out of Bitty's hand.

"And I don't want to hear about 'filthy' from you - I've seen some of the stuff that goes on at your friends' tea parties! You've got no leg to stand on with that argument." :D

*pulls out another knitting needle that she had palmed*

And now you have no leg to stand on either, you pervert!

*stabs Devlyn in the kneecap with a knitting needle*

Now really, that was just uncalled for. Besides, most people like 'filthy'. ;) But stabbing people with a knitting needle is just a little too kinky. Ever though about trying out a whip?;)


S***fette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:
lynora wrote:
S***fette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:
lynora wrote:
"Hmmmm.....we could do with a bit more debauchery around here...."

Then you need to bring down your Goddess alter-ego

The good one or the evil one?
Yes!

Well, since you asked nicely....


S***fette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:
lynora wrote:
S***fette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:
lynora wrote:
"Hmmmm.....we could do with a bit more debauchery around here...."

Then you need to bring down your Goddess alter-ego

The good one or the evil one?
Yes!

Yeah, well, even though you asked nicely....what can I say? I've been bored since my last blow up the universe scheme didn't work out. Oh, come on, you invited her too?!


Yes, and we have this large pit of mud here too ...

Beams down a mud wrestling arena.


lynora wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:

*peeks in*

*apologizes for stealing HP of Lynora avatar*

*blushes furiously and steps away*

No need to apologize. And you're welcome to come join the debauchery anytime. :)

Ooooh...if I partake of the debauchery, will it leave any lasting scars, either physical or mental, he he?

If no, then sign me up, he he!


Eric Swanson wrote:
lynora wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:

*peeks in*

*apologizes for stealing HP of Lynora avatar*

*blushes furiously and steps away*

No need to apologize. And you're welcome to come join the debauchery anytime. :)

Ooooh...if I partake of the debauchery, will it leave any lasting scars, either physical or mental, he he?

If no, then sign me up, he he!

We have healers standing by to make sure that there won't be any scars. Come on, you know you want to. ;)


S***fette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:

Yes, and we have this large pit of mud here too ...

Beams down a mud wrestling arena.

Well, that's convenient...

*Tackles lynora-Jill into the mud pit and tries to drown her, but only succeeds in pulling out some feather*

Why won't you just die? Slippery little wench...


SD 7-of-9 wrote:

Yes, and we have this large pit of mud here too ...

Beams down a mud wrestling arena.

On top of Bitty? Now that wasn't very nice either.... ;P (just kidding guys)

"Ummm - well, this could get rather dramatic in a hurry," Devlyn says with a grin even though he is shaking his head slightly. :D


*punches GDK*

Funny. I thought I already killed you. Twice. Speaking of someone who won't stay dead.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
SD 7-of-9 wrote:

Yes, and we have this large pit of mud here too ...

Beams down a mud wrestling arena.

On top of Bitty? Now that wasn't very nice either.... ;P (just kidding guys)

"Ummm - well, this could get rather dramatic in a hurry," Devlyn says with a grin even though he is shaking his head slightly. :D

Oh no! Of course not.

Pushes the Old Bitty in.

See?


Goddess of Dangerous Knowledge wrote:
S***fette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:

Yes, and we have this large pit of mud here too ...

Beams down a mud wrestling arena.

Well, that's convenient...

*Tackles lynora-Jill into the mud pit and tries to drown her, but only succeeds in pulling out some feather*

Why won't you just die? Slippery little wench...

Be careful there. Her Bikini is indestructable. We, er I, know this.

But ... your's isn't. Heh, heh, heh ...


SD 7-of-9 wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
SD 7-of-9 wrote:

Yes, and we have this large pit of mud here too ...

Beams down a mud wrestling arena.

On top of Bitty? Now that wasn't very nice either.... ;P (just kidding guys)

"Ummm - well, this could get rather dramatic in a hurry," Devlyn says with a grin even though he is shaking his head slightly. :D

Oh no! Of course not.

Pushes the Old Bitty in.

See?

"I see we have been wearing off on you a bit, haven't we 7?" he says with a laugh. "We may still need to get her out of there before she ruins the spectacle though...."


Nice a mud wrestling arena.

OK who wants to see Dev go up agaisnt mmmm maybe 4 or 5 lovely ladies. Winner is determined by pins and nudity. You cant win if you have any clothes on.
I like those rules. What'da ya say Dev?

And just for the record kitting needles do NOT count as pins MoB.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"I see we have been wearing off on you a bit, haven't we 7?" he says with a laugh. "We may still need to get her out of there before she ruins the spectacle though...."

What? How can the normal human aging process be unattractive?


SD 7-of-9 wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"I see we have been wearing off on you a bit, haven't we 7?" he says with a laugh. "We may still need to get her out of there before she ruins the spectacle though...."

What? How can the normal human aging process be unattractive?

Devlyn looks thoughtful for a moment, blocking a bit of mud with his hand before it can hit his face.

"You know, there's wisdom in that. Well said, 7. My mistake," he says with a chuckle.

Steven Tindall wrote:

Nice a mud wrestling arena.

OK who wants to see Dev go up agaisnt mmmm maybe 4 or 5 lovely ladies. Winner is determined by pins and nudity. You cant win if you have any clothes on.
I like those rules. What'da ya say Dev?

And just for the record kitting needles do NOT count as pins MoB.

"Um....what? No - absolutely no knitting needles allowed if I go in there!!" ;D


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
SD 7-of-9 wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"I see we have been wearing off on you a bit, haven't we 7?" he says with a laugh. "We may still need to get her out of there before she ruins the spectacle though...."

What? How can the normal human aging process be unattractive?

Devlyn looks thoughtful for a moment, blocking a bit of mud with his hand before it can hit his face.

"You know, there's wisdom in that. Well said, 7. My mistake," he says with a chuckle.

Or to put it another way.

Jane Seymour
Jennifer Tilly
Susan Sarandon
Helen Mirren
Kim Cattrall

... need we go on?


SD 7-of-9 wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
SD 7-of-9 wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"I see we have been wearing off on you a bit, haven't we 7?" he says with a laugh. "We may still need to get her out of there before she ruins the spectacle though...."

What? How can the normal human aging process be unattractive?

Devlyn looks thoughtful for a moment, blocking a bit of mud with his hand before it can hit his face.

"You know, there's wisdom in that. Well said, 7. My mistake," he says with a chuckle.

Or to put it another way.

Jane Seymour
Jennifer Tilly
Susan Sarandon
Helen Mirren
Kim Cattrall

... need we go on?

"No ma'am - all solid, valid points there. No arguments from me whatsoever regarding them!" :)


lynora wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
lynora wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:

*peeks in*

*apologizes for stealing HP of Lynora avatar*

*blushes furiously and steps away*

No need to apologize. And you're welcome to come join the debauchery anytime. :)

Ooooh...if I partake of the debauchery, will it leave any lasting scars, either physical or mental, he he?

If no, then sign me up, he he!

We have healers standing by to make sure that there won't be any scars. Come on, you know you want to. ;)

I *like* full body massages...


Steven Tindall wrote:

Nice a mud wrestling arena.

OK who wants to see Dev go up agaisnt mmmm maybe 4 or 5 lovely ladies. Winner is determined by pins and nudity. You cant win if you have any clothes on.
I like those rules. What'da ya say Dev?

And just for the record kitting needles do NOT count as pins MoB.

This sounds like a good plan. :)


*Holds GDK up by her top to get another punch in, but misses when the shirt tears*


Steven Tindall wrote:

Nice a mud wrestling arena.

OK who wants to see Dev go up agaisnt mmmm maybe 4 or 5 lovely ladies. Winner is determined by pins and nudity. You cant win if you have any clothes on.
I like those rules. What'da ya say Dev?

And just for the record kitting needles do NOT count as pins MoB.

*is snoring in the corner*


*kicks an overbalanced LJ into the mud*

Take that, you goody-two-shoes


Eric Swanson wrote:
lynora wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
lynora wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:

*peeks in*

*apologizes for stealing HP of Lynora avatar*

*blushes furiously and steps away*

No need to apologize. And you're welcome to come join the debauchery anytime. :)

Ooooh...if I partake of the debauchery, will it leave any lasting scars, either physical or mental, he he?

If no, then sign me up, he he!

We have healers standing by to make sure that there won't be any scars. Come on, you know you want to. ;)
I *like* full body massages...

Well then, you just come right this way, and we'll have one of our expert masseuses tend to your every need. :)


lynora wrote:
Well then, you just come right this way, and we'll have one of our expert masseuses tend to your every need. :)

oooh yeah, can I get the red head over there please, pretty please with sugar on top?

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