Untitled III

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

ayup.bacon is tasty.

[Kruelaid]

ayup

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

boah. wah yew say "abalt" so funnah?

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Celestial Healer]

Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

Whalp light the wicker man and start the chantin'!

Choking on my bagel... Did not see that coming.

Anyoyall know some good songs?

*starts rocking out on the banjo*

[zylphryx]

How's 'bout we git goin' with Pretty Polly or Tennessee Stud?

An' pass thet jug on over. Imma bit parched.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Who's bogarting them thar corn squeezins? Ol' Sqiddley Diddlee needs a good swaller!

Starts giggling, the sound causing many Sanity checks in nearby areas

Hot today!

Starts damncing around

[Celestial Healer]

Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

Who's bogarting them thar corn squeezins? Ol' Sqiddley Diddlee needs a good swaller!

Starts giggling, the sound causing many Sanity checks in nearby areas

Hot today!

Starts damncing around

Seems lahk a good day fer summonin' an Old One.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Seems lahk a good day fer summonin' an Old One.

The stars align and thar's hippeh on the grill. What othar excuse yewwins need to invite ovah some of the Elder Ones? Mebbe Nyarlathotep will bring ovah some-a those sanity-check hot wings he makes.

Smacks big fishy lips

[zylphryx]

Hey Mammy, you gots any o' them hippehs not on th' gril yet? I got me a cravin' fer som hippeh brain on the half shell ... course some of Nyarly's hot sauce would be raight nice fer thet ...

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Gary Teter]

We had a great time camping in the wilderness. Nothing like fair trade hand roasted fresh ground coffee, hand pressed and filtered into a high tech non stick insulated mug, made with filtered water heated to just before boiling in an ultralite stove powered by a precise mix of isobutane and clean burning propane. Might you have any chai? My supermodel wife, often seen on the cover of Mother Jones and the Whole Earth Catalog, would really appreciate it.

[zylphryx]

Tarnation! He done becomed hippehfied!!! Pour some 'shine down his gullet 'fore it spreads!!

[Kruelaid]

Sometin smells lahk granola hereabout.

[Aberzombie]

Gotta shoot thet hippeh sumb$$@+! SHOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

[Kruelaid]

*BLAM*

Sheeeeeiiiit!

Sorry bout that zylfux... err... howver you says that.

[Celestial Healer]

*tranquilizes Gary with a blow dart*

phhhhhhhhht!

We gots ta figur out howta de-hippehfy Gareh! Someone forcefeed em some moonshine!

[zylphryx]

<picks up a tentacle that was shot off and tosses it into the stewpot>

Ain't nuthin' t' worry fir, it'll grow back ... hellfire, I might git two mahr tenterlces fir te one ya done shot off thar Kreul.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Looks like we'uns got some alphabet soup naow!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Holtdang!

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Let's git some hooten and nannyin' goin' The Old Ones surface in Puget Sound! Ia! Ia!

[Celestial Healer]

Sounds raht fahn, Mammeh!

*starts playing blasphemous harmonies upon the banjo*

[Kruelaid]

dang

[zylphryx]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Sounds raht fahn, Mammeh!

*starts playing blasphemous harmonies upon the banjo*

<Starts playing a discordant rhythm on the washtub bass>

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Begins slapping spoons against a thigh of Brobdingnagian proportions

Ia ia! Call to the corners! Shoggoth will hunt!

[Bugbear Grillz]

*makes a homemade moonshine enema from a piece of hose, a plastic bottle, and a bit of string*

What? It gets in the system quicker like this!

[Crimson Jester]

Wat eva floats ya.

[Aberzombie]

Yew reckin?

[Crimson Jester]

Aberzombie wrote:

Yew reckin?

Wreckin wat?

[Celestial Healer]

This Old One should be roun' in no tahm!

*plays pitches on the banjo that have no right to exist in this dimension*

[Aberzombie]

Eggzacklee.

[Aberzombie]

Whar'd evybuddy go?

[zylphryx]

<crawls out of Cthulhu's belly>

Yew done missed a helluva shindig! Them deep ones know how ta throw down and they like thet bluegrass somethin awful.

[Puddle]

Hay three chilluns!

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs.

[Puddle]

Hwuht's kukkin?

[Miss Kitty]

Puddle wrote:

Hwuht's kukkin?

I think the poodle has been drinking the antifreeze again.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup. Dang poodles.

[Puddle]

Hy ave ont!

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Ayup.I needs a vacation after that shindig. I'll catch yewwins later.

Mammy piles a large hat with stufed vulture on her immense head and grabs a moth-eaten suitcase. She walks off down the road

[Kruelaid]

Ayup

[Aberzombie]

Yew reckun?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Kruelaid wrote:

Ayup

Eh? yup.

[Aberzombie]

Dang skippeh.

[Puddle]

Aberzombie wrote:

Dang skippeh.

Hu?

[Aberzombie]

Dang hippehs. Sumbuddy awtuh shoot 'em.

[Puddle]

Aberzombie wrote:

Dang hippehs. Sumbuddy awtuh shoot 'em.

Am tain noo hippeh!

[Celestial Healer]

Hippehs?! WHAR?!!!

[Aberzombie]

Ah'm purty shor thet thar fansified doggeh's uh goddang hippeh. Probleh best tuh jest shoot the sumb@@#+.

[Crimson Jester]

yar.