
The Vicar of Vomit |

Reckless wrote:
Did you know they're making candy corn M&Ms and candy corn laced Hershey bars now?
BAAAAAAAAAAAAARF!
All I needed was a little inspiration!

Vomit Guy |
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The porcelain glows white on the throne tonight
Not a pee stain to be seen
A kingdom of excess spewage
And my face is pretty green
My stomach’s howling, it’s a swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried
Let it hurl forth, let it heave free
Get good distance, a low arc is the key
Expel that bile, so all will know
Yeah, now they know
Let it flow, let it flow
Won't hold back on my bile
Let it flow, let it flow
Wow, that smell is pretty vile
I don't care what they're going to say
Let my belly heave on
Retching never bothered me anyway
HUUUUUURRRRRLLLLL!
BLAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!
SPLOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!!!