The CORBOSSY -or- Jason and the Bulmahnauts


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Huzzah! Something to rampage through!!!

Dark Archive

Do Buhlmanauts say huzzah?


Why not? It's not like some Huzzah-Nazi will come and smack us on the wrist. At least, not without a fight.....

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Well then, HUZZAH!


Could you keep it down, Lord Jason and I are trying to...sleep, that it.


I'm beginning to think the Lord Jason doesn't care about us anymore. He hasn't joined us for a good pillaging in a long time.

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We haven't seen him since we hired the intern.


I checked. He's been in the cabin since December. Right after he ordered us to Romania.


::Returning from the head::

Connection?


Between you and the head? None that I can see.....


Do you see connections between the data you've gathered to explain our current situation, ADHD Bulmahnaut?


I've gathered data? You mean, like these empty beer bottles?


Exactly.

Now, I suggest you use them to build an elaborate maze on the next island where we land to take supplies.


BURRRRRRRPPPPP


I like mazes. It's always fun when other folks get lost in them.

Dark Archive

I like swords, when I'm the one holding them.


And booze. I like booze. And pillaging. And defeating monsters. And bacon. And....

Mmmmmm....bacon.

Dark Archive

What about baby back ribs?


Hey, are you guys looking for a guide through this area?


Bulmahnaut #5 wrote:
Huzzah! Something to rampage through!!!

*sits there looking inviting*


Stands outside the Gazebo to increase the appeal. Come on boys, All the china you could want inside.


Uh... guys?

Is it just me or is there a gazebo full of China with a hooker outside suddenly manifesting off the port bow?

What is that, a small island?

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This world is a great place isn't it?


Nobody seems to like me anymore.


It's our lot in life.


We were made to suffer.


WTF? I go away for a few hours and we get invaded! Aren't we the ones who usually invade?


Sorry, I was on my way to a summer blockbuster and got stuck on this island instead.


What a strange island. To bad there are no murderous smoke monsters around. We Bulmahnauts could use a monster to slay.

Dark Archive

Let's push inland and see what we can find.


*chomps down on first Bulmahnaut to come ashore*

BEWARE, I LIVE! RUN COWARDS, I HUNGER!

RUN RUN RUN!! GWOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!

Dark Archive

Good thing we sent #59 first.


Booyah!!! Time for the old China Shop maneuver!

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Grabs an axe. Let's Do This. THIS IS BUHLMANIA!


Bulmahnaut #3 wrote:
Good thing we sent #59 first.

#59?

Aw, s+#%. That's the guy who darned by night booties... now my hooves with get cold from the night sea air.

Now, IT'S PERSONAL!!!


I HUNGER!! RUN COWARDS!! RUN RUN RUN!!

GOWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

*Bursts from its foundations and charges the crew, crushing or devouring everything in its path!*


rampages across the gazebo thing like a bull in a china shop

FOR #59!!!!

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Smashes the gazebo monster in the face. This is how we rampage, old school.


Flies into a rage as he smashes lattice work to shivers and china to bits.

Rally, Bulmahnauts! Bulmahnauts to me! Unleash your bovinic hurricane of destruction!


farts in the general direction of the gazebo

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Pummels decorative rose bushes with his fists. FOR 59!


Soars over head and smiles at the destruction.


Hey, man! Did you see the size of that chicken?

The Exchange

Chicken? Where?

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Chicken? Where?

Did you hear that, Gazebo? Crimson Jester called you chicken!

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Infernal Healer wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Chicken? Where?
Did you hear that, Crimson Jester? Gazebo called you chicken!

You are what you eat. :)


Bulmahnaut #3 wrote:
Infernal Healer wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Chicken? Where?
Did you hear that, Crimson Jester? Gazebo called you chicken!
You are what you eat. :)

I HUNGER!!!

*thrashes, crashing into trees and boulders and Bulmahnauts, throwing aside splintered beams and broken lattice and shattered china, an axe stuck in a sundered railing and part of its roof on fire*

*suddenly POUNCES! Charges forward in a rampaging frenzy of architectural destruction!*

GOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!

*barrels into the pile of Bulmahnauts and resumes DEVOURING!*

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Chew on this!! shoves a barrel of alchemist fire down the Gazebo's throat.


begins gnawing on the gazebo


I think I understand now. This is a GLABZEBRO -- the spawn of a Gazebo and a Glabrezu. It can only be fully destroyed with cold iron!

*Grabs a large cold iron tire iron someone left laying around, and goes to it with a will.*

DIE, you nightmare of landscaping MOFO! DIE!!!

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