Infernal Bulmahnaut #666's page

Tempting....

WOULD I HAVE A REASON TO LIE? MY MASTER IS SYNONYMOUS WITH BEER PILLAGING.

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WHAT THE.....?....HE LIVES!

RAMPAGE ALL THE COASTLINES!

DRINK ALL THE BEER!

BREAK ALL THE CHINA!

RAVISH ALL THE WOMEN!

I corrupt Paladins. With hellfire. And gas fissures. After a fifth of the finest barrel of scotch.

Infernal Bulmahnaut #666 wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

TAIG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

** spoiler omitted **

I'm glad you enjoyed that. I do fear reprisal, though. I'm tampering in God's domain.

Nah...I'd know if you were tampering in God's domain. You might, however, be tempting the devil.

YES?

Hit the bricks, demon. I'm working this side of the block.

I'M INFERNAL; NOT ABYSSAL! UNLESS YOU CONFUSE ME WITH SOME 4TH EDITION MALARKEY AND WHAT THEY DONE WITH SUCCUBUSES!?!

taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

TAIG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

** spoiler omitted **

I'm glad you enjoyed that. I do fear reprisal, though. I'm tampering in God's domain.

Nah...I'd know if you were tampering in God's domain. You might, however, be tempting the devil.

YES?

BURP

CAN SOMEONE RE-HOIST THOSE SAILS SO I CAN BLOW A MIGHTY WIND AND GET THIS VESSEL MOVIN'? THERE ARE WENCHES TO BE WENCHED AND DROUGHTS TO BE DRUNK! AHOY!

YOU BUY SHINERS? I USUALLY DELIVER THEM. BOTH EYES.

NO IT'S MY PAGE! MINE! MNARRRRRROWWWWL!

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Mmmm mixnuts.

OMG NAKKID TOP OF THE PAGE.....666?!!!!!!!!

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY BEBBEE! I'M PRIME FOR OPTIMAL FUN! MNARRR!

I CLAIM THIS TERRITORY IN THE NAME OF MY DARK LORD JASON. PILLAGE SHALL COMMENCE! YOUR CHINA SHOP IS OURS TO TERRORIZE! ALL YOUR BOOZE ARE BELONG TO US!

HOW MANY KEGS DO WE HAVE LEFT, ANYWAY? #5?

INFERNAL LANGUAGE FONT.

WHOAH! FROM ONE TO CHARLIE SHEEN, HOW TRASHED DID LORD JASON GET LAST NIGHT?

{squats over and lets out a couple ripe ones with flames blowing out}

IT'S GOING TO TAKE AWHILE, BUT I'M DOING MY PART. DON'T GRUMBLE AT ME IF THE BOAT CHANGES DIRECTION, THOUGH! BESIDES, WE'RE GETTING RESTLESS AND BEHIND ON THE PILLAGING AND BREAKING STUFF OUTRIGHT. GRWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRLLLLLLLLMMNNNAAARRRR!

You should see the schadenfreude from the result of an erroneous planar shift to the First World.

Carpooling? What's that? We don't have no carpooling in Hell.

THAT'S NO water...

I HAVE AN UNHOLY KEGGER +5, ULTIMATE QUENCHER! DRIIIIIINK!

Infernal Bulmahnaut #666 wrote:

ALTERNATE SCHMALTERNATES! WE SHOULD BE A BASE CLASS, MEN! GRRROOWWWLLLL!

Brother, we are totally RACE AS CLASS. Or perhaps, race as PRESTIGE class!

PRESTIGIOUS!

ALTERNATE SCHMALTERNATES! WE SHOULD BE A BASE CLASS, MEN! GRRROOWWWLLLL!

*Flies through, flinging Jeremy's Tiamat minis at Urizen*

MOAR!

NO!

zzzzzz...zz....WHAT THE....?

Urizen wrote:

Agreed. Bookstores are a slice of heaven laid on earth.

Bookstores are creations of Satan. Designed to deplete an intelligent person's hard earned money. Especially used book stores.

Evil, evil places.

<-- (no self control)

My plan is near completion. I am He who separates you from your hard earned dollars. You are those which fuel my consumption for beer, gaming supplies, and tasty pork tenderloins. *smack lips*

Resistance is futile. Just write out the check and no-one gets hurt.

Urizen wrote:

Agreed. Bookstores are a slice of heaven laid on earth.

Bookstores are creations of Satan. Designed to deplete an intelligent person's hard earned money. Especially used book stores.

Evil, evil places.

<-- (no self control)

My work is never done. Wait until you see what I'm crunching up next. You will pay. All of you. Will pay. My rent. My booze. And my pork tenderloins.

A man's work and his debauchery is never done.

I can burst into flames even when not in his presence. Which reminds me ... all this time I've been on this boat ... I haven't even had the chance to be in his presence. Grrrrrr!

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*YAWN*

<stretches>

Wha' I missed?

BURRRRRRRPPPPP

SOMEONE GET A DOCTO...

oh wait....

Nevermind.

<stomach rumbles>

(stomach rumbles)

Ouch, watch where you swing that thing! drops a line over the side and begins fisting.

No...You watch it!

HOS? WHERE?!? ME HUNGRAY!

There's that damned Lucifer! He's making this Hide and Seek gaming such a @@#^$#@!%!

RAWR!

Uh-oh...my plans to replace the barrel I emptied with something else that made it appear full ... may have run into a hitch.

Whoops...hic...see!

<dreams of burning and pillaging>

*snorts*

Whazzat?

Jack Chick wrote:

The Jade wrote:

I studied that at Harvarti

Forget D&D. You're going to hell for THAT.

There's no arguing it. I definitely am. A bottle of SPF 666 in my pocket. No worries.

*POOF*

Here's your lotion, sir. Rub it on the skin. PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN!

*POOF*

[Diamond Head] Am I Evil? Yes I am! [/Diamond Head]

growing restless

How could Lord Jason be drawn into an epic battle if he's over there in the cabin? I didn't see him come out. Did you? Are we wandering aimlessly? We really need an agenda because complacency isn't good for my psyche. I get really ... destructive.

Hey! Are we pillaging this thread now?

We should expand beyond the boat. After all, there's poodles swarming all over the place and the OT Army just doesn't cut the mustard. We should pillage and trample with iron hooves!

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Well since you are atheist you are entitled to that point of view. I just don't know how to properly reply to it.

TAD, Urizen's religious beliefs are of no bearing here. You guys play nice now.

Urizen. He is in League. With Us. <devilish laughter>

Jason and the Buhlmanauts Do Freeport

On behalf of the Bulmahnauts, we approve of this title.

RAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!

Oh, we will get SKR. Don't you worry.

Pssst. This guy gets around. Best translation I can offer is Community Concubine Sheath.

*POP*

RAAAAWWRRR! Must be # 666!

*POP*

<STOMACH GROWLS>

I'd like to d'oeuvers me some Hors. Can't we make this vessel move any faster? What's a Bulmahnaut to do here?