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Ma, did I sleep through the alarm again? This is the last time I mix Dark and Stormy's with allergy pills.

Hey, the ARG is out today. Now we can become a player race and share our glory with others.

Then we must rampage to show off our awesomeness!

I cannot believe we did not get our own section in the Advance Race Guide. We need to go rampage somewhere to protest.

YAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! grabs an axe and begins cleaving mid-terms.

Is it that time of year again already? Looks like I will be stuck guarding the boat again this year.

And chick thighs, I mean pizza.

Row quickly, We must find a sports bar to watch the Super Bowl!

Did anyone get the name of that Italian cruise shipe we hit?

We could invent seagull volleyball. The regular volleyball keeps getting stuck on my horn.

Is that what those things are? I have been using it to bean seagulls.

So THAT'S why all the rum is gone.

[SMACK!] Ouch, save that smack for after the rum wears off.

Let light it on fire and play dodgeball with it. :)

Looks like. Maybe we can play football with it.

Fire, I figured our acid words would be enough.

Man, that was a long nap. Where are we?

Hey, I here there is some rampaging going on in New York, we should go check it out.

Go figure.

Then lets head to Australia and hit the rum jungle. Maybe we could take out that annoying golden dog down there too.

Stupid doctor put me on a low carb diabetic diet. And told me to lay off the rum.

Brings a new meaning to break dancing.

Serving wenches are awesome. And they love my....horns.

That's what he said.

Yeah, but how are the wenches and booze?

We just need to find the right spot to rampage through.

Aye lad, now let's find some scallywags and gut them like a codfish!

Have we made it to Greece yet? Methinks we've been becalmed.

We may have gotten lost. There were some side trips there awhile back.

Maybe the Lord Jason will make an appearance sometime soon. I'd really like him to lead us in some pillaging.

Yes, it has been a long time since we pillaged anything.

I can only hope he had lots of ale and wenches.

Wow, talk about a hangover, I completely slept through Lord Jason's birthday. Happy late birthday big guy.

Then we would know our venture was truly blessed.

Sounds like a great place to pillage and plunder.

Okay, so where is the nearest island of naked chicks?

Silly me. I vote we get a seagull drunk, follow it, and see where that leads us.

I think we may be off course.

Sure is quiet tonight, I hope we don't run into any mermaids. Or zombies. Or zombie mermaids.

Just watch out for the chocolate pudding.

I hear they taste like chicken.

Bless you, poodle soup?

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet! That must have been a sight to see.

Woooooow, that was quite a party last night. What did I miss?

Must be all the cold air we've run into.

So we are right on course.

Where are we anyway?

Dude, stop harshing my mellow.

I believe I hear some ninjas and pirates fighting. Does anyone want to go watch?

Is it a never ending keg?

I always thought we were a classy race.

Would you pay $200 to stand outside Cowboy Stadium to watch the Super Bowl on television?

Rampages through the thread