Watch out, The Jade!


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RPG Superstar 2012

It's legal to hunt you now.

-->as reported here

You won't have to worry about that Dick Cheney fella, because he's more of a danger to his hunting partners.


Cheney doesn't hunt anything that isn't released on cue from a cage anyway...

The wolf issue is a tough one. Given their natural range of habitat, there are inevitable issues like the ones plaguing the ranchers. Human claim on their habitat equals a lack of wild game, and the sheep make tempting targets.

Sovereign Court

Wabbit season!

RPG Superstar 2012

Shadowborn wrote:

Cheney doesn't hunt anything that isn't released on cue from a cage anyway...

The wolf issue is a tough one. Given their natural range of habitat, there are inevitable issues like the ones plaguing the ranchers. Human claim on their habitat equals a lack of wild game, and the sheep make tempting targets.

I agree that the issue is a tough one, and, since I don't make my living raising sheep, I can only imagine the impact wolves have on a sheep rancher's livelihood.


::slow motion leap to take a bullet for The Jade:


Wild wolves rarely attack livestock and when they do it is the elderly, injured and sick wolves that attack. These wolves are easy to track, trap and kill.
The times when healthy wolves kill livestock is when ranchers are using national park land to graze their livestock. If the livestock was keep in fenced in land the amounts of attacks would be reduced below the level of natural occurring deaths of the livestock to begin with.
The ranches are to blame, to save money on feed they use public lands to graze their livestock introducing the livestock to the wolves. The ranchers then get upset and demand to be able to kill wolves because the wolves eat the livestock that the ranchers brought into the their hunting area.
It’s like a parent suing to ban cars because their children are playing in traffic.


Shadowborn wrote:

Cheney doesn't hunt anything that isn't released on cue from a cage anyway...

I'll show you, dragonboy!

*shoots Taig in the face*

Oops, I missed.

The next one is for you, Shadowborn!


Callous Jack wrote:
Wabbit season!

Duck season!


Dick Cheney wrote:
Shadowborn wrote:

Cheney doesn't hunt anything that isn't released on cue from a cage anyway...

I'll show you, dragonboy!

*shoots Taig in the face*

Oops, I missed.

The next one is for you, Shadowborn!

You won't bypass my DR unless that buckshot is magical, old man. Plus, I'm an umbral dragon in case you haven't noticed. I don't think your ticker can handle that many negative levels.


Shadowborn wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
Shadowborn wrote:

Cheney doesn't hunt anything that isn't released on cue from a cage anyway...

I'll show you, dragonboy!

*shoots Taig in the face*

Oops, I missed.

The next one is for you, Shadowborn!

You won't bypass my DR unless that buckshot is magical, old man. Plus, I'm an umbral dragon in case you haven't noticed. I don't think your ticker can handle that many negative levels.

I'm a frickin demon! I have all the gear I need, buddy.

Eat magically enhanced lead, b&&&~!

*shoots Bill Lumberg in the face*

Damn!


Shadowborn wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
Shadowborn wrote:

Cheney doesn't hunt anything that isn't released on cue from a cage anyway...

I'll show you, dragonboy!

*shoots Taig in the face*

Oops, I missed.

The next one is for you, Shadowborn!

You won't bypass my DR unless that buckshot is magical, old man. Plus, I'm an umbral dragon in case you haven't noticed. I don't think your ticker can handle that many negative levels.

Dick had himself lichafied after his 4th heart attack, negitive levels just make him stronger.


Well I suppose I should just count myself lucky he's such a bad shot. He should animate Charlton Heston to take to the range and give him a few lessons.


Shadowborn wrote:
Well I suppose I should just count myself lucky he's such a bad shot. He should animate Charlton Heston to take to the range and give him a few lessons.

My aim is just fine, damn it!

*shoots Dub'ya in the face*

Crap...


Dick Cheney wrote:
Shadowborn wrote:
Well I suppose I should just count myself lucky he's such a bad shot. He should animate Charlton Heston to take to the range and give him a few lessons.

My aim is just fine, damn it!

*shoots Dub'ya in the face*

Crap...

Dick shooting me In the face was entirly my fault and I pray that this unfortunate event has not left Dick any emotional scars. To help dick get over the trama the US goverment should find a small weak nation he can invade.


Sweep the leg!


Dick Cheney wrote:
Shadowborn wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
Shadowborn wrote:

Cheney doesn't hunt anything that isn't released on cue from a cage anyway...

I'll show you, dragonboy!

*shoots Taig in the face*

Oops, I missed.

The next one is for you, Shadowborn!

You won't bypass my DR unless that buckshot is magical, old man. Plus, I'm an umbral dragon in case you haven't noticed. I don't think your ticker can handle that many negative levels.

I'm a frickin demon! I have all the gear I need, buddy.

Eat magically enhanced lead, b!&@%!

*shoots Bill Lumberg in the face*

Damn!

No, I'm bleeding on my TPS reports!

Dark Archive

Ooh! Ooh! Can I play?

Silver Crusade

Bill Lumberg wrote:


No, I'm bleeding on my TPS reports!

Would you believe that in the position I had before my current one (at the same company I am still working for) I had to process a weekly TPS report? I am convinced somebody had a sense of humor when they picked the name "Third-Party Substantiation" for that report.


Joe Biden wrote:
Ooh! Ooh! Can I play?

Sure, old boy!

Eat lead!!!

*shoots Nasty Pajamas in the face*

Damn it again!!!

Dark Archive

I'm participating!!


I'm just glad no one is hunting badgers, or clones thereof.


taig's clone wrote:
I'm just glad no one is hunting badgers, or clones thereof.

Didn't I shoot you upthread?


Dick Cheney wrote:
taig's clone wrote:
I'm just glad no one is hunting badgers, or clones thereof.
Didn't I shoot you upthread?

That was the OT. I think he's over in that corner, crying. Poor guy.


taig's clone wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
taig's clone wrote:
I'm just glad no one is hunting badgers, or clones thereof.
Didn't I shoot you upthread?
That was the OT. I think he's over in that corner, crying. Poor guy.

You look like good hunting.

*aims at taig's clone*

*shoots Shadowborn in the face*

Damn!

Ooh, but I finally got that dragon!


Freehold DM wrote:
::slow motion leap to take a bullet for The Jade:

You're always there for me, Freehold. Each and every time someone takes a shot.

Why do so many guns get aimed at me on internet forum?


The Jade wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
::slow motion leap to take a bullet for The Jade:

You're always there for me, Freehold. Each and every time someone takes a shot.

Why do so many guns get aimed at me on internet forum?

There's that wolf!

Take that!

*shoots Biden in the face*

Damn!


The Jade wrote:

You're always there for me, Freehold. Each and every time someone takes a shot.

Why do so many guns get aimed at me on internet forum?

"Bummer of a birthmark, Jade."


Dick Cheney wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
::slow motion leap to take a bullet for The Jade:

You're always there for me, Freehold. Each and every time someone takes a shot.

Why do so many guns get aimed at me on internet forum?

There's that wolf!

Take that!

*shoots Biden in the face*

Damn!

Put down that gun before you kill us all you fascist! Hope....Change....


Dick Cheney wrote:

*aims at taig's clone*

*shoots Shadowborn in the face*

Damn!

Ooh, but I finally got that dragon!

Ow. That stung.

Now if you think I'm going to apologize to you for you accidentally shooting me in the face, you've got another think coming.


Shadowborn wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:

*aims at taig's clone*

*shoots Shadowborn in the face*

Damn!

Ooh, but I finally got that dragon!

Ow. That stung.

Now if you think I'm going to apologize to you for you accidentally shooting me in the face, you've got another think coming.

That's courageous.

I had to apologize to him for the time he dunked my head in a toilet.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Bill Lumberg wrote:


No, I'm bleeding on my TPS reports!
Would you believe that in the position I had before my current one (at the same company I am still working for) I had to process a weekly TPS report? I am convinced somebody had a sense of humor when they picked the name "Third-Party Substantiation" for that report.

Coughing blood, blinded in one eye and ducking under a hail of buckshot, I crawl toward Celestial Healer to hand him a memo remining him that the cover goes on top of the report.

"Hm, does my employer-paid medical insurance cover clerical healing? I should start a thread about such questions."


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
The Jade wrote:

You're always there for me, Freehold. Each and every time someone takes a shot.

Why do so many guns get aimed at me on internet forum?

"Bummer of a birthmark, Jade."

LOL Nice!


The Jade wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
"Bummer of a birthmark, Jade."
LOL Nice!

At a former workplace, that was our standard comment to another co-worker when crap rolled/flowed downhill and nailed the poor guy.

I also got a very dirty look when I asked a manager: "Hey, I'm documenting my time spent this week, but there's no category for 'CYA'."


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I also got a very dirty look when I asked a manager: "Hey, I'm documenting my time spent this week, but there's no category for 'CYA'."

I like it! I like it a lot!


The Jade wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
::slow motion leap to take a bullet for The Jade:

You're always there for me, Freehold. Each and every time someone takes a shot.

Why do so many guns get aimed at me on internet forum?

You have a nice fur...

*pets with greedy eyes*

Liberty's Edge

Xabulba wrote:

Wild wolves rarely attack livestock and when they do it is the elderly, injured and sick wolves that attack. These wolves are easy to track, trap and kill.

The times when healthy wolves kill livestock is when ranchers are using national park land to graze their livestock. If the livestock was keep in fenced in land the amounts of attacks would be reduced below the level of natural occurring deaths of the livestock to begin with.
The ranches are to blame, to save money on feed they use public lands to graze their livestock introducing the livestock to the wolves. The ranchers then get upset and demand to be able to kill wolves because the wolves eat the livestock that the ranchers brought into the their hunting area.
It’s like a parent suing to ban cars because their children are playing in traffic.

As a sheep owner myself (raised for fun, not meat), I've gotta say that if ranchers aren't smart enough to look after their sheep then they deserve to lose them (although preferably in a manner that doesn't kill the sheep; I realize this is kinda impossible, though).

It looks like once again wolves are being killed as a "nuisance."

Liberty's Edge

Cultist of Obama wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
::slow motion leap to take a bullet for The Jade:

You're always there for me, Freehold. Each and every time someone takes a shot.

Why do so many guns get aimed at me on internet forum?

There's that wolf!

Take that!

*shoots Biden in the face*

Damn!

Put down that gun before you kill us all you fascist! Hope....Change....

Cheney, please shoot me!


President of the USA, B. Obama wrote:
Cultist of Obama wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
::slow motion leap to take a bullet for The Jade:

You're always there for me, Freehold. Each and every time someone takes a shot.

Why do so many guns get aimed at me on internet forum?

There's that wolf!

Take that!

*shoots Biden in the face*

Damn!

Put down that gun before you kill us all you fascist! Hope....Change....
Cheney, please shoot me!

It's on!

*shoots Hugo Solis in the face*

I f%&&ing suck.


Dick Cheney wrote:
President of the USA, B. Obama wrote:
Cultist of Obama wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
::slow motion leap to take a bullet for The Jade:

You're always there for me, Freehold. Each and every time someone takes a shot.

Why do so many guns get aimed at me on internet forum?

There's that wolf!

Take that!

*shoots Biden in the face*

Damn!

Put down that gun before you kill us all you fascist! Hope....Change....
Cheney, please shoot me!

It's on!

*shoots Hugo Solis in the face*

I f!&@ing suck.

You do suck. I know you can't hit me! *stands next to Dub'Ya*


...hoooooooope.....chaaaaaaange......

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