Be on the look-out.
This will not end well.
This will not end well.
You must choose a side:
People against For
- or -
People for Against
I choose pie.
Choose wisely.
NB Obi-Jack was an ancient knight of the BotCS in a previous life.
Fool is part of my name. Do you honestly think I do anything wisely?
Maybe you're a sophmore?
Maybe you have too many aliases on your hands.
That or time.
Not much of a difference, really.
I choose pie.
Ah, comrade... {reports CourtFool as card-carrying member of the "Pie Against Babies and Cookies" party}
What we NEED. Is to take those Nazi scalps!
French Commies wouldn't disagree with that^. But they'd be against pie.
Are you trying to redistribute my pie?
You know, people wouldn't be pieless if they would go out and make some pie instead of trying to take mine away from me.
French Commies wouldn't disagree with that^. But they'd be against pie.
Yes, yes... {reports Mairkurion as card-carrying member of the "Innocent Spiders Against Kobolds" party}
** spoiler omitted **
Un-American? HA! I can't even find that on a map!
{reports Mairkurion as card-carrying member of the "People's Front of Pazonia"... or was it the "Paizoian People's Front"?}
Welcome comrades. Enjoy the cheese.
** spoiler omitted **Un-American? HA! I can't even find that on a map!
{reports Mairkurion as card-carrying member of the "People's Front of Pazonia"... or was it the "Paizoian People's Front"?}
You'd be better off reporting me as a pie-eating, ale-quaffing monarchist and fanatical mythopoet.
Ni-Hao comrades.
It's north of America, but south of Mexico.
{unroll's map stolen from Craig Ferguson} Is that near the Gulf of Borat? Or here by Narnia? Hmmmm...
{picks random spot in the ocean, uses crayon to crudely scribble a donut-ish shape, labels it "Um-Mare-Rika"} Hah, foiled you again! I'll just stay out of your watery kingdom; your laws have no bearing here, in... Lower Carrot-Topia! Go home to your King Aquaman and Queen Angela Landsbury, or I shall taunt you a second time.
You'd be better off reporting me as a pie-eating, ale-quaffing monarchist and fanatical mythopoet.
Why would I do that? Described that way, they might actually take an interest and round you up. Nope, nope, I just like filling out forms in triplicate and generating copious paperwork faster than it can be filed.
Communists? It would be easier if you just accepted me as your king. Do not touch the royal feet.
Welcome comrades. Enjoy the cheese.
Welcome comrades. Enjoy the cheese.
I assure you that Mac has done nothing out of the ordinary except for be a GOOD AMERICAN!
The only parts of France I'm interested in are the parts that rightfully belong to me.
Oh... clever... get it now...
{places Abbigail on a large balance. Unfortunately, she does not weight the same as a duck or very small rocks, so he lets her go} Sorry citizen, can't be too careful. {offers her one of Azhagal's bear claws as compensation}
{reports self for addiction to Scooby snacks and Sin-a-Men rolls}
Wait! The french are planning on invading us? Or is that the french canadians... sneak little buggers just waiting up there with their maple trees and hockey.. and mounties... and health care....
HEY!!!! Don't mock the Hockey!!!! It's all us Michigan people have!!!!
Wait! The french are planning on invading us? Or is that the french canadians... sneak little buggers just waiting up there with their maple trees and hockey.. and mounties... and health care....
The French? I heard it was the Duchy of Grand Fenwick. I've heard that they are so tough, even their mice roar!
{reports self for late DVD rentals}
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unroll's map stolen from Craig Ferguson} Is that near the Gulf of Borat? Or here by Narnia? Hmmmm...
{picks random spot in the ocean, uses crayon to crudely scribble a donut-ish shape, labels it "Um-Mare-Rika"} Hah, foiled you again! I'll just stay out of your watery kingdom; your laws have no bearing here, in... Lower Carrot-Topia! Go home to your King Aquaman and Queen Angela Landsbury, or I shall taunt you a second time.
Hey I'm being placed on scales and reported... that's not nice...
I can't read numbers so I don't know what you weigh. I was only checking if you were a witch. And I did give you a mighty tasty bearclaw.
Besides, my walnut-sized brain is half-Poodle, half-Slaad. I'm doing the best that I can with what I got.
{DretchEx's off a form to requisition more forms}
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Hey I'm being placed on scales and reported... that's not nice...I can't read numbers so I don't know what you weigh. And I did give you a mighty tasty bearclaw.
Besides, my walnut-sized brain is half-Poodle, half-Slaad. I'm doing the best that I can with what I got.
{DretchEx's off a form to requisition more forms}
Just imagine if you were full Poodle!!!!!
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Hey I'm being placed on scales and reported... that's not nice...I can't read numbers so I don't know what you weigh. And I did give you a mighty tasty bearclaw.
Besides, my walnut-sized brain is half-Poodle, half-Slaad. I'm doing the best that I can with what I got.
{DretchEx's off a form to requisition more forms}
Ok... I forgive you guys...
Just imagine if you were full Poodle!!!!!
{gets big watery puppy-dog eyes} You meanie, don't tease me with what can never be... {cries melodramatically}
Just imagine if you were full Poodle!!!!!{gets big watery puppy-dog eyes} You meanie, don't tease me with what can never be... {cries melodramatically}
*passes you a beer*