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I hate Gaddafi. He has made everyone stop talking about me.


Id Vicious wrote:
General Zod! wrote:
There's only one way to solve this travesty. And it won't be done by winning the Internet.
Yeah, we should totally go kill Alec Baldwin and Kim Jong Il, all the while making it look like a horrible Jell-O factory tour gone wrong. That's what you were thinking, right?

What did I ever do you you, American brain dog?


I like the sound of these Clans.


Slick Willy is my friend.


DM Wellard wrote:
Sarah Palin..and Kim Jong Il

Why, I'm a lovable little fuzzball.


Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Obama wrote:
The True Joe Wilson wrote:
Bush Lied!
...and people died. Freaking Nazi! I'm glad the Anointed one is our president now. Hope....Change....
Great, now all we need is for Cheney and Lieberman to show up and we'll have political debates here. Now where's my gun...?

You do not need guns. I have something better you can buy.


Looks up as the bunker door opens. Hi there.


The French created Dr. Double Honors Ph.D. to destroy the world economy.


I can't believe that I missed this thread. How did I not know people were talking about me?


I would prefer if the Koreans conquered the world.


Hey, what about me? Fires off some missiles Did that get you attention?


I'm not mad, just slighty annoyed.


Crazy Amercans, you rush and rush and then, nothing. You sould learn from us North Koreans, we take our time when we are "conversing." It makes the whole experience more pleasurable.


You Americans are so funny, I could listen to you all day. HoweverI have a meeting with the Iranians at noon to discuss the missiles we are sending to them. Perhaps after I can return and watch this soap opera some more.


Celestial Healer wrote:
I find it an exercise in self-control. I look in, decide that a thread is nothing I want to do with, and force myself to never look at it again.

I'm Kim Jung-Il and I approve this message.


Ah, a movie type. I will have my army kidnap you so that you can get my studio off the ground.


I know not what you speak of. Those weapons were strictly to be used for internal security purposes...I mean planted by the imperialist lapdogs in the United Arab Emirates.


They do not talk about me either. Time for another missile test.


Attention capitalist pigs, this is not a serious thread. Any serious discussion of issues relating to France or communism will result in you being processed for "re-education." You have been warned.


Ni-Hao comrades.


Everyone else has stopped posting which means, I win!


Get to work ya lazy bums.


You American pigs are lucky Bll Clinton offered to open the first club in North Korea. But why would he want a club in a strip mall?


Your mother was a test tube, and your father was a herring. You must give Hillary Clinton a better budget so she can buy some more clothes.


You forgot about me.


and me.


Just outlaw religion, like I did. It saves you so many headaches.


Are you Americans still at it? Well keep it up, nothing to see here.


Are you Americans still at it? Well carry on, nothing to see here.


Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Kim Jung-Il wrote:
You Americans are so funny. Please continue to fight amonst yourselves while I perfect my missile technology and take out Hollywood, so you will all be forced to watch my movies. I will pay you top dollar Michael, I have all your films on DVD and Blu-Ray.
Hey I own a KIA, I'm not worried about your missles, ya' can't even get a stinkin' car right how ya expact to launch a frikkin' warhead ya funny little gnome!

Meh, Kia is built by those decadent pigs in South Korea. We have no need of cars here in the socialist utopia that is North Korea, powered by China.


President of the USA, B. Obama wrote:
Kim Jung-Il wrote:
President of the USA, B. Obama wrote:
Kim Jung-Il, if you don't stop threatening us we will be forced to take action against your dictatorship. We support any UN sanctions.
As one dictator to another Presidnt Obama, sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words will never hurt me. Please continue your "sanctions" and I will cntinue building my missiles while encouraging my people to enjoy their pure existence. It's easy to survive being bombed back to the stone age when you are already there.
American must not be your best language... it sounded like you implied that your country was in the stone age even though you have nukes.

American must not be your best language either, because that is exactly what I did say. It's not as much of a contradiction as you might think.

Spoiler:
I notice that you did not deny the dictator part though.

President of the USA, B. Obama wrote:
Kim Jung-Il, if you don't stop threatening us we will be forced to take action against your dictatorship. We support any UN sanctions.

As one dictator to another Presidnt Obama, sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words will never hurt me. Please continue your "sanctions" and I will cntinue building my missiles while encouraging my people to enjoy their pure existence. It's easy to survive being bombed back to the stone age when you are already there.


You Americans are so funny. Please continue to fight amonst yourselves while I perfect my missile technology and take out Hollywood, so you will all be forced to watch my movies. I will pay you top dollar Michael, I have all your films on DVD and Blu-Ray.


Michael was my best friend. Why can't you all just leave him alone.


Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:

OK. Keanu's been told that they're filming "Bill and Ted 3" in Pyongyang, ol' Kimmie's been tied to a nuke, and he has a "return to sender" tag around his neck.

Bombs away!

Thank you for the warning. Not only can we liquidate much of our surplus population, but we gt rid of this eyesore as well. Forunately for us all, Iam spending my summer in Argentina with a lady friend.


mattdroz wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
OK...why?
Because it was stapled to the punk rocker!

Ah yes, very funny American joke. Almost as funny as your belief that we cannot detect the brian control signals in your television and movies. This is why I let my people maintain a stone age life style.


Lord Secretary of Nature wrote:

Comma. You don't even believe in God, you crazy-haired commie, so shut the hell up.

Stamps "Rejected by Nature" across his face with a big permanent ink stamp.

You just need to watch one of my movies. Now sit back, relax, and let go of all hope for your capitalist pig system.


Everyone knows we don't have that capability.


Lord Secretary of Nature wrote:
God, I hate that bastard.

What did God ever do to you?


I dislike that with all this Iran buisness, everyone has stopped talking about me. Perhaps I will shoot another missile into the ocean so you will know I mean buisness.


I will also send my army of fiendish poodles to crap all over your lawn.


Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:
Lord Secretary of Nature wrote:
Pyongyang?
No way. Kim Jong-Il is crazier than those poodles. I'd be afraid that he'd show up on the boards and threadcrap everything.

Surrender your pathetic excuse for a domainion or I will be forced to launch a smurf missile and destroy your board.