Hi, Patrick!
There once was a creature named badger
Who made tinny dragons so sad y're
Most likely to say
That this rhyme doesn't play
But it's worth it to drive Sharoth madder.
Immune huh taig?
There once was a badger named taig.
Who opened liked to brag and brag:
"I'm always a camper,
but never a damper,
and I'm always up for a shag!"
That was a good one.
Evening FAWLTersGood evening evil monkey.
HEY!
Hi, Patrick!
Evening!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Chases Moorluck around
Homework successfully accomplished. Now the boy can turn it in on time.
Now I have to do my homework. :/
I was supposed to have figured out those scrolls and such 3 week ago...
I hope the problem player is not in a s*%$ty mood again tonight.
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Homework successfully accomplished. Now the boy can turn it in on time.
Now I have to do my homework. :/
I was supposed to have figured out those scrolls and such 3 week ago...I hope the problem player is not in a s*#@ty mood again tonight.
If they are then just stab them in the leg with a pencil... tell them you were just trying to help them be a better role player.
Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012
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If they are then just stab them in the leg with a pencil... tell them you were just trying to help them be a better role player.Homework successfully accomplished. Now the boy can turn it in on time.
Now I have to do my homework. :/
I was supposed to have figured out those scrolls and such 3 week ago...I hope the problem player is not in a s*#@ty mood again tonight.
Or you could test how hard the PFRPG book is realative to your problem player's head. :)
If they are then just stab them in the leg with a pencil... tell them you were just trying to help them be a better role player.Homework successfully accomplished. Now the boy can turn it in on time.
Now I have to do my homework. :/
I was supposed to have figured out those scrolls and such 3 week ago...I hope the problem player is not in a s*#@ty mood again tonight.
Or you could test how hard the PFRPG book is realative to your problem player's head. :)
lol. Both good suggestions. I'll keep those in mind. ;)
There. All done. And nobody can complain about how I spent the party money because everything I bought was directly replacing something I used to mitigate their stupidity. I go through more scrolls of raise dead with this party. :/
There. All done. And nobody can complain about how I spent the party money because everything I bought was directly replacing something I used to mitigate their stupidity. I go through more scrolls of raise dead with this party. :/
Ugh. Hopefully they'd learn.
Who's the DM? The group could run into scarcity in Raise Dead scrolls (couple clerics who used to scribe them dropped dead or local baron/lord/king is stocking up). Or they may have to settle for Reincarnate (oh well, Mr. Elf... you're stuck as a dwarf now. Hey, at least you're alive. Maybe you should think before you act blindly.)
Sorry, got a little rant-y there. The cleric is not supposed to be a magic reset button for stupidity.
Our Taig is so eager to please,
You'll be tempted to give him a squeeze.
But heed my advice:
You'll want to think twice
Cause the badger is covered with fleas.
Mairkurion's enormous mustache
Is often mistaken for hash.
But the girls always say
You'd best stay away
For that ivy will give you a rash.
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Our Taig is so eager to please,
You'll be tempted to give him a squeeze.
But heed my advice:
You'll want to think twice
Cause the badger is covered with fleas.
I wonder what my college creative writing professor would say if he knew I was writing limericks. Actually, he probably wouldn't be surprised. Even my "serious" poetry was notoriously quirky.
There. All done. And nobody can complain about how I spent the party money because everything I bought was directly replacing something I used to mitigate their stupidity. I go through more scrolls of raise dead with this party. :/Ugh. Hopefully they'd learn.
Who's the DM? The group could run into scarcity in Raise Dead scrolls (couple clerics who used to scribe them dropped dead or local baron/lord/king is stocking up). Or they may have to settle for Reincarnate (oh well, Mr. Elf... you're stuck as a dwarf now. Hey, at least you're alive. Maybe you should think before you act blindly.)
Sorry, got a little rant-y there. The cleric is not supposed to be a magic reset button for stupidity.
Tell me about it. See, I've been trying to teach them that I am not a heal-bot. I will try to heal them if they are unconscious, but I've really maxed out the whole buffing thing. So they really would prefer to have me giving them things like haste and cat's grace and death ward. Alas, the learning process is slow and painful and very, very expensive. At least this time the money for the scrolls didn't come exclusively out of my share of the loot like it usually does. Reincarnation is a remarkably good idea though. <evil grin> I bet that speeds up the learning process immensely.
Mairkurion's enormous mustache
Is often mistaken for hash.
But the girls always say
You'd best stay away
For that ivy will give you a rash.
+1. :D
Good stuff, CH.
OK. Limerick involving flumphs and cake mix. Go!
Mairkurion's enormous mustache
Is often mistaken for hash.
But the girls always say
You'd best stay away
For that ivy will give you a rash.
Actually, they usually say it tickles...
But now we got us a LIMERICK FEUD!!!There once was a so-called Celestial
Whose limericks were most pestilential
He'd rhyme and he'd joke
And get many a yock
Too bad that he wasn't poetical.
There was a flumph eating cake mix
As he hovered above River Styx.
When the boatman came by,
He said with a sigh,
If you ask if I'm sharing, it's nix.
Lynora, here is my character for the Night Watch game. Let me know if he is okay.
Dave