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RPG Superstar 2012

Hi, Patrick!

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Mac Boyce wrote:

I see I started a trend...

I wonder who this one is for???

There once was drow who played
and he had a wonderful maid!
But he ran his mouth.
She kicked him in the south.
"Now see if you ever get laid!"

Hey, she gets to flirt and play, then so do I... well flirt anyway. ;)

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

I'm immune--nothing rhymes with badger. We're the orange of the animal world.

Dark Archive

Immune huh taig?

There once was a badger named taig.
Who opened liked to brag and brag:
"I'm always a camper,
but never a damper,
and I'm always up for a shag!"


There once was a creature named badger
Who made tinny dragons so sad y're
Most likely to say
That this rhyme doesn't play
But it's worth it to drive Sharoth madder.

RPG Superstar 2012

Mac Boyce wrote:

Immune huh taig?

There once was a badger named taig.
Who opened liked to brag and brag:
"I'm always a camper,
but never a damper,
and I'm always up for a shag!"

That was a good one.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

There once was a creature named badger

Who made tinny dragons so sad y're
Most likely to say
That this rhyme doesn't play
But it's worth it to drive Sharoth madder.

Enhancing Sharoth's madness is an admirable goal. :)

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Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Mac Boyce wrote:
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taig wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
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?.... *&%~$%*%~)*&%*&%@$%%!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Moorluck wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Evening FAWLTers
Good evening evil monkey.

HEY!

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taig wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
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Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
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?.... *&%~$%*%~)*&%*&%@$%%!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I see your naughty and raise you a badger...


taig wrote:
Hi, Patrick!

Evening!

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Evil Monkey wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Evening FAWLTers
Good evening evil monkey.
HEY!

hands the EVIL MONKEY a +4 Banana of Drow Punishing

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Work on the chimichangas has officially begun.

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Yet another recipe I'm dying to try.

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mmmmmmm actual food........


Mac Boyce wrote:
hands the EVIL MONKEY a +4 Banana of Drow Punishing

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chases Moorluck around

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Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
?
!!
?.... *&%~$%*%~)*&%*&%@$%%!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I see your naughty and raise you a badger...

I see your badger and raise you....

Spoiler:
(oYo) a pair of 36DDDs.
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Moorluck wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
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!!
?.... *&%~$%*%~)*&%*&%@$%%!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I see your naughty and raise you a badger...
I see your badger and raise you.... ** spoiler omitted **

DAMIT!!!! Ultimate trump card!!!

I can't beat that...well I CAN but then it would be sticky.

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Evil Monkey wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
hands the EVIL MONKEY a +4 Banana of Drow Punishing

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chases Moorluck around

*ducks into closet and quickly jumps out dressed as a zoo keeper*

He went that way. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
?
!!
?.... *&%~$%*%~)*&%*&%@$%%!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I see your naughty and raise you a badger...
I see your badger and raise you.... ** spoiler omitted **

DAMIT!!!! Ultimate trump card!!!

I can't beat that...well I CAN but then it would be sticky.

8/

LMAO!!!

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David Fryer wrote:
Yet another recipe I'm dying to try.

That. Looks.SOOOOOOOOO. Good. :P

Sovereign Court

Moorluck wrote:
Evil Monkey wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
hands the EVIL MONKEY a +4 Banana of Drow Punishing

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chases Moorluck around

*ducks into closet and quickly jumps out dressed as a zoo keeper*

He went that way. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

"So I see you finally came out of the closet...good man." she retorts as she walks by.

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Mac Boyce wrote:
mmmmmmm actual food........

I'd send you some, but it would be cold by the time you got it.

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el phanto posteo

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David Fryer wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
mmmmmmm actual food........
I'd send you some, but it would be cold by the time you got it.

I probably should get off my lazy arse and cook, but the wife ain't home and I don't feel like it.


Homework successfully accomplished. Now the boy can turn it in on time.

Now I have to do my homework. :/
I was supposed to have figured out those scrolls and such 3 week ago...

I hope the problem player is not in a s#%+ty mood again tonight.

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lynora wrote:

Homework successfully accomplished. Now the boy can turn it in on time.

Now I have to do my homework. :/
I was supposed to have figured out those scrolls and such 3 week ago...

I hope the problem player is not in a s*#@ty mood again tonight.

If they are then just stab them in the leg with a pencil... tell them you were just trying to help them be a better role player.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:

Homework successfully accomplished. Now the boy can turn it in on time.

Now I have to do my homework. :/
I was supposed to have figured out those scrolls and such 3 week ago...

I hope the problem player is not in a s*#@ty mood again tonight.

If they are then just stab them in the leg with a pencil... tell them you were just trying to help them be a better role player.

Or you could test how hard the PFRPG book is realative to your problem player's head. :)


taig wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:

Homework successfully accomplished. Now the boy can turn it in on time.

Now I have to do my homework. :/
I was supposed to have figured out those scrolls and such 3 week ago...

I hope the problem player is not in a s*#@ty mood again tonight.

If they are then just stab them in the leg with a pencil... tell them you were just trying to help them be a better role player.

Or you could test how hard the PFRPG book is realative to your problem player's head. :)

lol. Both good suggestions. I'll keep those in mind. ;)


There. All done. And nobody can complain about how I spent the party money because everything I bought was directly replacing something I used to mitigate their stupidity. I go through more scrolls of raise dead with this party. :/

Silver Crusade

Our Taig is so eager to please,
You'll be tempted to give him a squeeze.
But heed my advice:
You'll want to think twice
Cause the badger is covered with fleas.


lynora wrote:
There. All done. And nobody can complain about how I spent the party money because everything I bought was directly replacing something I used to mitigate their stupidity. I go through more scrolls of raise dead with this party. :/

Ugh. Hopefully they'd learn.

Who's the DM? The group could run into scarcity in Raise Dead scrolls (couple clerics who used to scribe them dropped dead or local baron/lord/king is stocking up). Or they may have to settle for Reincarnate (oh well, Mr. Elf... you're stuck as a dwarf now. Hey, at least you're alive. Maybe you should think before you act blindly.)

Sorry, got a little rant-y there. The cleric is not supposed to be a magic reset button for stupidity.


Celestial Healer wrote:

Our Taig is so eager to please,

You'll be tempted to give him a squeeze.
But heed my advice:
You'll want to think twice
Cause the badger is covered with fleas.

My AP English Lit teacher would've loved you. :)

Silver Crusade

Mairkurion's enormous mustache
Is often mistaken for hash.
But the girls always say
You'd best stay away
For that ivy will give you a rash.


Celestial Healer wrote:

Mairkurion's enormous mustache

Is often mistaken for hash.
But the girls always say
You'd best stay away
For that ivy will give you a rash.

LOL!

Silver Crusade

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Our Taig is so eager to please,

You'll be tempted to give him a squeeze.
But heed my advice:
You'll want to think twice
Cause the badger is covered with fleas.
My AP English Lit teacher would've loved you. :)

I wonder what my college creative writing professor would say if he knew I was writing limericks. Actually, he probably wouldn't be surprised. Even my "serious" poetry was notoriously quirky.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
lynora wrote:
There. All done. And nobody can complain about how I spent the party money because everything I bought was directly replacing something I used to mitigate their stupidity. I go through more scrolls of raise dead with this party. :/

Ugh. Hopefully they'd learn.

Who's the DM? The group could run into scarcity in Raise Dead scrolls (couple clerics who used to scribe them dropped dead or local baron/lord/king is stocking up). Or they may have to settle for Reincarnate (oh well, Mr. Elf... you're stuck as a dwarf now. Hey, at least you're alive. Maybe you should think before you act blindly.)

Sorry, got a little rant-y there. The cleric is not supposed to be a magic reset button for stupidity.

Tell me about it. See, I've been trying to teach them that I am not a heal-bot. I will try to heal them if they are unconscious, but I've really maxed out the whole buffing thing. So they really would prefer to have me giving them things like haste and cat's grace and death ward. Alas, the learning process is slow and painful and very, very expensive. At least this time the money for the scrolls didn't come exclusively out of my share of the loot like it usually does. Reincarnation is a remarkably good idea though. <evil grin> I bet that speeds up the learning process immensely.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Mairkurion's enormous mustache

Is often mistaken for hash.
But the girls always say
You'd best stay away
For that ivy will give you a rash.
LOL!

+1. :D

RPG Superstar 2012

Good stuff, CH.

OK. Limerick involving flumphs and cake mix. Go!


Celestial Healer wrote:

Mairkurion's enormous mustache

Is often mistaken for hash.
But the girls always say
You'd best stay away
For that ivy will give you a rash.

Actually, they usually say it tickles...

But now we got us a LIMERICK FEUD!!!

There once was a so-called Celestial
Whose limericks were most pestilential
He'd rhyme and he'd joke
And get many a yock
Too bad that he wasn't poetical.

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I heard of a Celestial healer,
who everyone said was a squeeler,
his wings may be white,
but he's so full of fright,
he'd rather be flying free wheeler.

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There was an old flumph who liked cake,
so old his tentacles were fake,
he would eat it all up,
from breakfast to sup,
but he was bit by a snake.

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Moorluck wrote:

There was an old flumph who liked cake,

so old his tentacles were fake,
he would eat it all up,
from breakfast to sup,
but he was bit by a snake.

This crap is what I get top of the page with!? :/

Silver Crusade

taig wrote:

Good stuff, CH.

OK. Limerick involving flumphs and cake mix. Go!

Two twin girls I new were identical

And they liked their perversions heretical.
So they baked a fresh cake
And went down to the lake
Where a flumph let them feel up its tentacle.

Edit: It's all I got.


There was a flumph eating cake mix
As he hovered above River Styx.
When the boatman came by,
He said with a sigh,
If you ask if I'm sharing, it's nix.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Thanks, guys! Those were good.


Lynora, here is my character for the Night Watch game. Let me know if he is okay.

Dave

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