Tensor |
I can see into the future, and I predict:
- What do you see in the future? Vic in a superbowl?
Aberzombie |
What do I see in the future?
I see....death and undeath. I see human civilization collapsing as my zombie brethren and I rise up against the living, destroying all you hold dear and feasting on the remains. You will all fall to our heart-beat challenged might. Resistance will be pointless. While you are killing one poor zombie schmuck with a well placed shot to the head, we will be converting 10 of your friends. You are doomed. DOOMED I SAY!!!
Of course, I also see Mrs. Zombie coming back from California and giving me hell for something.
Zombie Wolf |
What do I see in the future?
I see....death and undeath. I see human civilization collapsing as my zombie brethren and I rise up against the living, destroying all you hold dear and feasting on the remains.
Especially, the braaaaaaaaaiiiins!
Of course, I also see Mrs. Zombie coming back from California and giving me hell for something.
Sorry about the Missus.
yellowdingo |
My mother-in-law is here. She swears that NASA has confirmed all kinds of stuff happening in 2012. She says people in Thailand are buying property on top of hills to build houses to flee to. Priceless. I wish the movie was out right now so I could take her to see it.
what movie?
yellowdingo |
They wouldnt call a movie that would they? That seems a little pathetic.
AZTECAGEDDON: 2012
God is a South American.
AZTECALENDER: ENDGAME
Someone has put the price of coffee up to death.
AZTECH
The New Aztec empire rises from the Jungles.
AZBADAZITGETZ
Just when you thought it was safe to rape third world countries.
yellowdingo |
I can see into the future, and I see you laying in a hospital bed when you are old, drooling into a bucket.
You are unloved, uncared for, and the insurance company is waiting for you to die, so they can take the rest of your money and spend it on a new flying car (or jetpack).
I have no intention of getting old. I was trained to put a bullet through an eye at half a mile and picking off the constitution violating leaders of the nearest nation suits me fine. I'm happy to die before I hit the age of fourty doing what I love.
Dragnmoon |
What do I see in the future?
I see....death and undeath. I see human civilization collapsing as my zombie brethren and I rise up against the living, destroying all you hold dear and feasting on the remains. You will all fall to our heart-beat challenged might. Resistance will be pointless. While you are killing one poor zombie schmuck with a well placed shot to the head, we will be converting 10 of your friends. You are doomed. DOOMED I SAY!!!
Of course, I also see Mrs. Zombie coming back from California and giving me hell for something.
This is why I bought a Bunch of these!
Celestial Healer |
I can see into the future, and I see you laying in a hospital bed when you are old, drooling into a bucket.
You are unloved, uncared for, and the insurance company is waiting for you to die, so they can take the rest of your money and spend it on a new flying car (or jetpack).
My genes are conspiring to ensure that I never meet that fate.