I can see the future, and lo I see:

[Tensor]

I can see into the future, and I predict:

After WotC gets a revenue bubble from re-releasing Dark Sun. They will look back on their shelves, thinking hey that was great, and decide to re-release FORGOTTEN REALMS in 4e. My future-scope is a little off on the date, but I am seeing Xmas 2010.

- What do you see in the future? Vic in a superbowl?

[yellowdingo]

I see D&D losing its PG-13 rating for advocating killing people and taking their stuff as a means of getting ahead in life.

[WormysQueue]

Hey, you'll not be published before next year. You've not even been playtested so why should we trust in your divinations?

[Aberzombie]

What do I see in the future?

I see....death and undeath. I see human civilization collapsing as my zombie brethren and I rise up against the living, destroying all you hold dear and feasting on the remains. You will all fall to our heart-beat challenged might. Resistance will be pointless. While you are killing one poor zombie schmuck with a well placed shot to the head, we will be converting 10 of your friends. You are doomed. DOOMED I SAY!!!

Of course, I also see Mrs. Zombie coming back from California and giving me hell for something.

[Zombie Wolf]

Aberzombie wrote:

What do I see in the future?

I see....death and undeath. I see human civilization collapsing as my zombie brethren and I rise up against the living, destroying all you hold dear and feasting on the remains.

Especially, the braaaaaaaaaiiiins!

Quote:

Of course, I also see Mrs. Zombie coming back from California and giving me hell for something.

Sorry about the Missus.

[Aberzombie]

Zombie Wolf wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Of course, I also see Mrs. Zombie coming back from California and giving me hell for something.

Sorry about the Missus.

Naah, it's all good. I'm used to it.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

This is all happening before 2012?

[Mysterious Cultist]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

This is all happening before 2012?

Well, it can't happen after. Duh!

[Mairkurion {tm}]

My mother-in-law is here. She swears that NASA has confirmed all kinds of stuff happening in 2012. She says people in Thailand are buying property on top of hills to build houses to flee to. Priceless. I wish the movie was out right now so I could take her to see it.

[Darkwolf]

They're making a movie? Why doesn't that supprise me?

Edit:(I wonder if it will be as 'good' as The Day After...)

[yellowdingo]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

My mother-in-law is here. She swears that NASA has confirmed all kinds of stuff happening in 2012. She says people in Thailand are buying property on top of hills to build houses to flee to. Priceless. I wish the movie was out right now so I could take her to see it.

what movie?

[Mairkurion {tm}]

2012

[yellowdingo]

They wouldnt call a movie that would they? That seems a little pathetic.

AZTECAGEDDON: 2012

God is a South American.

AZTECALENDER: ENDGAME

Someone has put the price of coffee up to death.

AZTECH

The New Aztec empire rises from the Jungles.

AZBADAZITGETZ

Just when you thought it was safe to rape third world countries.

[Silicon Messiah]

I can see into the future, and I see you laying in a hospital bed when you are old, drooling into a bucket.

You are unloved, uncared for, and the insurance company is waiting for you to die, so they can take the rest of your money and spend it on a new flying car (or jetpack).

[yellowdingo]

Silicon Messiah wrote:

I can see into the future, and I see you laying in a hospital bed when you are old, drooling into a bucket.

You are unloved, uncared for, and the insurance company is waiting for you to die, so they can take the rest of your money and spend it on a new flying car (or jetpack).

You mean this flying car?

I have no intention of getting old. I was trained to put a bullet through an eye at half a mile and picking off the constitution violating leaders of the nearest nation suits me fine. I'm happy to die before I hit the age of fourty doing what I love.

[Dragnmoon]

Aberzombie wrote:

What do I see in the future?

I see....death and undeath. I see human civilization collapsing as my zombie brethren and I rise up against the living, destroying all you hold dear and feasting on the remains. You will all fall to our heart-beat challenged might. Resistance will be pointless. While you are killing one poor zombie schmuck with a well placed shot to the head, we will be converting 10 of your friends. You are doomed. DOOMED I SAY!!!

Of course, I also see Mrs. Zombie coming back from California and giving me hell for something.

This is why I bought a Bunch of these!

[Celestial Healer]

Silicon Messiah wrote:

I can see into the future, and I see you laying in a hospital bed when you are old, drooling into a bucket.

You are unloved, uncared for, and the insurance company is waiting for you to die, so they can take the rest of your money and spend it on a new flying car (or jetpack).

My genes are conspiring to ensure that I never meet that fate.