Mmmm... Brains


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Scarab Sages

Mmmmmmmm.....

Scarab Sages

I miss Walking Dead.


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Is it true that you only eat the brains of skinny, good-looking, popular people?


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Aberzombie and Lich is an upstanding company that caters to all clienteles, not to be confused with those other people!

Scarab Sages

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Indeed! We do not discriminate.


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In the end, everyone tastes pretty much the same.

Scarab Sages

Need....fresh.....brainnnnnsssss......


As I have no fleshy brain I feel safe here. Plus I've watched the first three seasons of walking dead in the past week. Makes me doubly glad to be a construct.


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andLich wrote:
In the end, everyone tastes pretty much the same.

I beg to differ. The dietary and exercise habits of one's meals has a profound effect on the taste and fat content. Think of them as self-marinating self-propelled field rations. Including any adventuring companions (which is a good reason not to eat them except in the case of Donner parties).

Depending upon one's palate, you may prefer to eat the sedentary meatbags that populate office buildings and parental basements. The inherent gaminess of long pork is offset by a typically high fat content and a self-marinade emphasizing coffees, sugars and high fructose corn syrups.

On the other paw, one may prefer to dine exclusively on certain organs, such as brains.

In the case of brains, the emotional state of one's meals has an additive effect, much like the injections one's meals use shortly before commencing with the cooking of animals such as poultry. When they are frightened just before being devoured results in a much different flavor profile than if you manage to catch a meal that has indulged in so much [bubble*bubble*bubble] that they're giggling like school children right up to the moment that you begin eating.


*drools*

*mops up with napkin*

Scarab Sages

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T.G.I.F.

Scarab Sages

Mrgh.


I'm Hungry.


How are the brains in Texas, boss?


*sign*

"Bigger?"


Where are the brains?

Silver Crusade

Under the drawer, honey, right next to the hamdingers.


Mooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaannniinnggg


Brain pie anybody?

Silver Crusade

Under the drawer, honey, on the other side of the hamdingers.


I know where it is.

takes Sword and cuts Lucky7's head off at the the cranium. Turns it over forall the other zombies to see

The cranium special! Who wants a slice?!


*hoists the body up into the attic with a miniature crane*


CRRAAAAAAAAAANE BRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIN!

*attacks miniature crane*


*tries to eat braaains, but they just fall through his incorporeal body*


*lets CZ have the toy now that he has wolf corpse to munch on. The guy needs his entertainment.*

*sign* "Someone cast ghost touch on Casper again, I think he's run out."

Scarab Sages

Ooh, I've lots more people to have over for dinner now.

Silver Crusade

*Reconstructs*You know, that was just plain RUDE! I don't know the manners the teach on the other side of death, but here it's not nice to kill someone!


*sign* "Oh boy! It puts itself back together! That means I can eat it again!!"


*spits out hunk of metal*
Crane no have brain!
*shambles towards lucky7*


Aberzombie, do the brains taste any different in Texas than the rest of the U.S.

Silver Crusade

The knowledge is intelligible.

And no zombie, I'm not giving you any brain food. Look at your local supermarket!


lucky7 wrote:

The knowledge is intelligible.

And no zombie, I'm not giving you any brain food. Look at your local supermarket!

Most of the self-propelled field rations to be found in the supermarket aren't all that ... well seasoned ...


Better than the ones you can find in Wal-Mart at 3am. Some of those mobile food service vehicles barely have anything edible ...

Silver Crusade

Let's all agree I'm not to be eaten.


*sign*

"No."


*eats lucky7*


zombified zylphryx wrote:
Better than the ones you can find in Wal-Mart at 3am. Some of those mobile food service vehicles barely have anything edible ...

As an overnight Walmart associate, I resemble that remark. :p


Ivan Rûski wrote:
zombified zylphryx wrote:
Better than the ones you can find in Wal-Mart at 3am. Some of those mobile food service vehicles barely have anything edible ...
As an overnight Walmart associate, I resemble that remark. :p

No no, the customers ... associates are the bait. ;)


;____;


BEER BRAINS! *lurches towards Corona*


Gnaws on the brains of management and starves

Scarab Sages

Lots of brains in my new home. It's like a buffet!!!


Mmmmm.


Wolf turned into skeleton?


*sign*

"We ate all the fleshy parts. Anybody want the marrow?"


:::pukes:::

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm.......


Bitey find dietary habits displayed in this thread wasteful. Bitey volunteer for body disposal.


*sign pops down from attic*

"That's why I'm here."

...

*sign retracts, new one comes down*

"Right, goblin."

*sign retracts, new one comes down*

*pictogram: Zombie + person > zombie eating person's brain; zombie gives body to attic > grue eats body > grue gives part of body to goblin*

*sign flip. pictogram: happy goblin, happy grue, happy zombies*


Bitey consider business proposal.

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