True!
shambles off to bring "the reality" home to some living folk
They have it coming.
I firmly expect Season 1 to hit DVD and other media devices come spring ... although Halloween would be appropriate.
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......brainnnnnsssss
I think if Charlie Sheen's was the last brain left on earth, we would starve.
Hmmm, I keep hearing rumors that Adam Savage from Mythbusters is dead, yet keeps sending tweets (just sent one this morning). Could he have joined the ranks of the undead?
Hmmm, I keep hearing rumors that Adam Savage from Mythbusters is dead, yet keeps sending tweets (just sent one this morning). Could he have joined the ranks of the undead?
I'd like to have him on our side.
Same here. That dude would make one hell of a weapon against the living.Hmmm, I keep hearing rumors that Adam Savage from Mythbusters is dead, yet keeps sending tweets (just sent one this morning). Could he have joined the ranks of the undead?I'd like to have him on our side.
You'd have to find some way to curb his natural impulse to blow the living up... makes it hard to eat their brains when they've been turned into a fine pink mist.
Mmmm. Brain mist.
Will the violence and hatred against the heart beat challenged never end?
We should write up our own survival guide, or how to help the heart-beat challenged by providing them with tasty brainnnnnnnns. We just need to come up with a list of things the pulse-enabled can do to make themselves easier meals, then spread it as "zombie survival tips." Like:
- "Shave your head bald. Zombies hate the sight of exposed vulnerable noggins."
- "Zombies are very sensitive about their physical handy-capabilities. Do not mock them by running away; a crying zombie is heartbreaking. Instead, shuffle/shamble along slowly in empathy, perhaps even slightly slower than the zombies."
- "Cardio is over-rated. Grab another box of donuts, open another two-liter of soda, and get comfy on the couch for a TV marathon."
- "Lead is toxic to the environment. Don't be wasteful with your bullets ala the double-tap. Or the single-tap. In fact, zombies are most frightened of Nerf weaponry."
Then get some scantily clad PETA models to hand out our pro-undead literature.
As well it should not, Die againWill the violence and hatred against the heart beat challenged never end?
More hatred and repression by The Man. You freely admit your bigotry against the heart-beat challenged?!
You should really be picking on the Poodle Lords. They're so evil they actually "associate" with monsters.
As well it should not, Die againWill the violence and hatred against the heart beat challenged never end?
More hatred and repression by The Man. You freely admit your bigotry against the heart-beat challenged?!
You should really be picking on the Poodle Lords. They're so evil they actually "associate" with monsters.
Associate is such an understatement. I have the stains to prove it!
As well it should not, Die againWill the violence and hatred against the heart beat challenged never end?
Eat negative levels, biotch!
*Energy Drain*
As well it should not, Die againWill the violence and hatred against the heart beat challenged never end?
Eat negative levels, biotch!
*Energy Drain*
Yeah! Biotches like negative levels.
Hey, how come so many of you heart-beat challenged have your heads turned funny? You guys are dripping ear wax...
God, I hope that's ear wax. ACK! X_X
Have you eaten a brain today? I know I have ... omnomnomnom
Mmmmmm......
+1
Where should we start?
Where should we start?
Detroit and Baltimore ?
Excellent ... I suggest we start with sporting events ...
Oooo, I like this new t-shirt.
Look at all of those horribly maimed blue zombies. Very poor taste.
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Oooo, I like this new t-shirt.Look at all of those horribly maimed blue zombies. Very poor taste.
Oh look, all those zombies are trying to welcome those living folk to the neighborhood! Isn't that just super friendly? How are we so misunderstood?
Awwwwwww... {wipes dust from corners of eyes}
Awwwwwww... {wipes dust from corners of eyes}
We should add them to the horde. I think they would like that.
Awwwwwww... {wipes dust from corners of eyes}We should add them to the horde. I think they would like that.
And Tim Gunn. He's a little overexposed, but he's got style... {looks down at tattered delivery uniform} I need a makeover.
AUUUUUUUUUGH! There's a snow monster in the front yard! It's Tarren Dei's revenge! {shambles around in a panic}
Squeeeeeee!!! I got a Valentine's Day card!
I don't have a Valentine this year :(
it's cause you ate her brain before she could say anything!
Isn't that what is supposed to happen after you give her flowers?
It's all so confusing.