Jack Hammer |
Jack Hammer wrote:You even have to ask? Someone obviously needs to be reminded of the events of our last party. ;)lynora-Jill wrote:Only if you've been naughty. ;)Jack Hammer wrote:Does this mean I get to sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas? ;)JH comes out of the Clubhouse dressed in a red smoking jacket, complete with a red hat with white fur lining. He carries a large red sack over his shoulder.
Ho ho ho!
But you telling me about it is sooooo much fun. ;)
lynora-Jill |
lynora-Jill wrote:But you telling me about it is sooooo much fun. ;)Jack Hammer wrote:You even have to ask? Someone obviously needs to be reminded of the events of our last party. ;)lynora-Jill wrote:Only if you've been naughty. ;)Jack Hammer wrote:Does this mean I get to sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas? ;)JH comes out of the Clubhouse dressed in a red smoking jacket, complete with a red hat with white fur lining. He carries a large red sack over his shoulder.
Ho ho ho!
Well, if you insist ;)
*sits in his lap and whispers naughty things in his ear*
Jack Hammer |
Jack Hammer wrote:lynora-Jill wrote:But you telling me about it is sooooo much fun. ;)Jack Hammer wrote:You even have to ask? Someone obviously needs to be reminded of the events of our last party. ;)lynora-Jill wrote:Only if you've been naughty. ;)Jack Hammer wrote:Does this mean I get to sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas? ;)JH comes out of the Clubhouse dressed in a red smoking jacket, complete with a red hat with white fur lining. He carries a large red sack over his shoulder.
Ho ho ho!
Well, if you insist ;)
*sits in his lap and whispers naughty things in his ear*
Hmmm....errr...yeah....
hands the naughty girl a package labeled 'For Someone Special'
celestial nymph |
Jackalope wrote:"Right the first time! And welcome back, ladies." :)celestial nymph wrote:Jackalope wrote:*skids to a stop*
I hear there's a party.
*giggle*
*giggle*
*giggle*
The three identical nymphs beckon to the new person.
Come and play with us ;)
Sure LOOKS like a party :D
*bounces over*
"Hi, Devlyn. Going to come join the fun?" ;)
lynora-Jill |
lynora-Jill wrote:Jack Hammer wrote:lynora-Jill wrote:But you telling me about it is sooooo much fun. ;)Jack Hammer wrote:You even have to ask? Someone obviously needs to be reminded of the events of our last party. ;)lynora-Jill wrote:Only if you've been naughty. ;)Jack Hammer wrote:Does this mean I get to sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas? ;)JH comes out of the Clubhouse dressed in a red smoking jacket, complete with a red hat with white fur lining. He carries a large red sack over his shoulder.
Ho ho ho!
Well, if you insist ;)
*sits in his lap and whispers naughty things in his ear*
Hmmm....errr...yeah....
hands the naughty girl a package labeled 'For Someone Special'
** spoiler omitted **
*opens the package*
Oooh! You do know what I like! ;)
Would you like me to try it on for you? ;)
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
"Hi, Devlyn. Going to come join the fun?" ;)
"I need to get a proper winter party set up for you lovely ladies first. Gimme a little bit and check back with me," he says with a wide grin. :D
"Alright, time to get things moving. And with precious little help, it seems," Devlyn says with a chuckle, looking over at JH and LJ.
He quickly gets the tour buses parked, and starts offloading equipment. While doing so, he makes a call to get some heavy timber airlifted in, and some ACME bot clones to start putting up the Longhouse. The hotsprings check out, and some extra 'amenities' are added nearby for the party-goers' comfort.
As the hours pass, the studio bus is brought as the retractable dance floor is checked out and deployed next to the Longhouse(with portable heating towers on standby of course), the kitchen bus is fired up and starts prepping food, and the bar is set up and stocked.
Once he makes sure all the proper holiday attire has arrived for the party-goers, Devlyn flips on the satellite uplink, and broadcasts the 'formal' invite to the party across the interthereal threads.
Changing into some winterized Security garb, he surveys with satisfaction the scene as the snow comes down and the bots are sculpting the landscape into a winter partyland.
"It is time....." ;D
Jack Hammer |
Jack Hammer wrote:lynora-Jill wrote:Jack Hammer wrote:lynora-Jill wrote:But you telling me about it is sooooo much fun. ;)Jack Hammer wrote:You even have to ask? Someone obviously needs to be reminded of the events of our last party. ;)lynora-Jill wrote:Only if you've been naughty. ;)Jack Hammer wrote:Does this mean I get to sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas? ;)JH comes out of the Clubhouse dressed in a red smoking jacket, complete with a red hat with white fur lining. He carries a large red sack over his shoulder.
Ho ho ho!
Well, if you insist ;)
*sits in his lap and whispers naughty things in his ear*
Hmmm....errr...yeah....
hands the naughty girl a package labeled 'For Someone Special'
** spoiler omitted **
*opens the package*
Oooh! You do know what I like! ;)
Would you like me to try it on for you? ;)
Does a polar bear [expletive deleted] in the woods?
BTW, the cold has a positive effect on you. And me.
lynora-Jill |
lynora-Jill wrote:
*opens the package*Oooh! You do know what I like! ;)
Would you like me to try it on for you? ;)
Does a polar bear [expletive deleted] in the woods?
BTW, the cold has a positive effect on you. And me.
*giggle*
Well then, glad we decided to have this holiday party in the snow. :)
I'll just go try this on then....If you wouldn't mind giving me a little help? ;)
Jack Hammer |
*giggle*Well then, glad we decided to have this holiday party in the snow. :)
I'll just go try this on then....If you wouldn't mind giving me a little help? ;)
I don't think I should stand up for a little while. At least 'til the cold has the opposite effect on me. But, I'll be right along to help. ;)
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
Hot damn. :D You guys know how to throw a party!
*hangs bells and holly in horns and bounces off with the nymphs*
Think I'm gonna like this place ;D
"Glad you like it! Now ladies....Oh no - I almost forgot the most important part!"
Devlyn races over to one of the buses and pulls out several crates of mistletoe, and starts planting them in all the proper places around the party site. :)
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
Merry Christmas and all that. Now where can a girl get some rum around here?
"Welcome, and a Happy Yule to you too, ma'am! Look no further - we have a pretty good selection of rum here. You want to try one, or do you feel up to trying them all?" Devlyn asks with a grin from behind the bar.
Gracie Fisher |
Gracie Fisher wrote:Merry Christmas and all that. Now where can a girl get some rum around here?"Welcome, and a Happy Yule to you too, ma'am! Look no further - we have a pretty good selection of rum here. You want to try one, or do you feel up to trying them all?" Devlyn asks with a grin from behind the bar.
Definitely up to trying them all. Start with the good stuff, save the cheap ones for when I'm too drunk to appreciate them...assuming you even have that much rum. ;)
Salty Jack |
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:Definitely up to trying them all. Start with the good stuff, save the cheap ones for when I'm too drunk to appreciate them...assuming you even have that much rum. ;)Gracie Fisher wrote:Merry Christmas and all that. Now where can a girl get some rum around here?"Welcome, and a Happy Yule to you too, ma'am! Look no further - we have a pretty good selection of rum here. You want to try one, or do you feel up to trying them all?" Devlyn asks with a grin from behind the bar.
Might I suggest the Black Seal Rum?
Jack'n'Coke |
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:Definitely up to trying them all. Start with the good stuff, save the cheap ones for when I'm too drunk to appreciate them...assuming you even have that much rum. ;)Gracie Fisher wrote:Merry Christmas and all that. Now where can a girl get some rum around here?"Welcome, and a Happy Yule to you too, ma'am! Look no further - we have a pretty good selection of rum here. You want to try one, or do you feel up to trying them all?" Devlyn asks with a grin from behind the bar.
"Why's the rum gone?"
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:Not bad...not bad at all. What else you got?"And our Ron Zacapa Centenario's especially good too," as he sets up a glass of each for their new guest to start off with.
"Try 'em both and see what you think!"
"Well, if you're fond of the dark rum, we also have some Flor de Caña, as well as some overproofs - 160-proof to be precise," as he checks one of the bottles behind him. "This should light a fire in you, if that's what you're looking for," he says with a grin.
"We've also got some flavored rums, and our spiced rums are mostly dark-based, so the flavor's exceptional. And our base selection of gold rums, but you said you wanted to wait on those til later."
"So what's your pleasure? One at a time, or the Sampler tray?"
Gracie Fisher |
Gracie Fisher wrote:Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:Not bad...not bad at all. What else you got?"And our Ron Zacapa Centenario's especially good too," as he sets up a glass of each for their new guest to start off with.
"Try 'em both and see what you think!"
"Well, if you're fond of the dark rum, we also have some Flor de Caña, as well as some overproofs - 160-proof to be precise," as he checks one of the bottles behind him.
"We've also got some flavored rums, and our spiced rums are mostly dark-based, so the flavor's exceptional. And our base selection of gold rums, but you said you wanted to wait on those til later."
"So what's your pleasure? One at a time, or the Sampler tray?"
Definitely the sampler tray. :)
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
Definitely the sampler tray. :)
Devlyn nods approvingly. "You got it!"
He sets up a tray with generous samples of the bar's current offerings, in descending order from darkest and richest to lightest per Gracie's instructions.
"Hope this helps take the edge off," he says with a wink.
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |
Faint words drift across the vast gulf of the interthereal sea from the home of the Jacks' Cult. Faint words that do not fall on deaf ears...
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:Where's a thief when we need him? We need a good Jack-a-pult.No thieves, no poodles, and someone liberated all the peasants. Dark times, these are.
Somewhere in the great frozen north, an engine roars to life. Then another, and another, and another after that...
Lights pierce the darkness, and a convoy of massive vehicles breaks free of their frosty environs and rolls onto the interthereal highway...