Pass go?
Do not collect 200gp.
...PASS!" ~Gandalf the Gray
I passed gas.
Dons gas mask and haz-mat suit as a precaution
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{continues scribing anti-Wunian runes on roof shingles} Hopefully I won't screw up the verb tenses this time... I'd hate to accidentally summon Wilford Brimley again.
Should I get out the portable shieldstones? I think they're in the shed that's in phase today.
{dejectedly:} OK
{gates simmering pot of cream of turnip soup to Emerilbus, the third layer of Culinary Hell}
Hey, how long have we had this old coven's cauldron in the garage? I bet it would be great for making soup or a stew... and there's already enough bones in it to make a well-seasoned stock!
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<Covered in powdered sugar and sprinkles>
Some kid "banished" me to the Donut Field! It took me forever to get *burp* out.
Don't worry, though, I brought back plenty of turnip and rutabaga donuts for everyone!
polishes his family's trusty sword
Did you bring some milk?
*bubbles in the pot*
Now I'm not hungry.
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*bubbles in the pot*
{makes Will save to resist DC 17 compulsion (bad pun), [], fails}
Can I call you Stewie?
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*bubbles in the pot*{makes Will save to resist DC 17 compulsion (bad pun), [(1d20-4)+6], fails}
Can I call you Stewie?
# ͘7̣͈̞̺͖͢v̟̗̗o̳̰ ̧͎̫@̵̻̲)̫͕͞ D̙̰̖̩̺(̣̹̰̳̟̲̼̕0̛̠̥̜̜̣ ͍̪̳̳͖@͈̲̩͖!͉͙͈͓̟ͅv͙̹,̥͕d̜͕̙'̜͚̞̻̘W̜͠ ̕P̻̼̰̠͓̞ ̗̬̗̪̭͘x̖s͕͉͎͓̺ͅ;̯̘͙͈ ̞͕̟̞͜q͉̮̤͓w͈͇̖̺̝ͅǫ͇̞͔̯i̳͎̝͇͚ͅd̥ ̬̤̩͜3̻͍͈̭̻̥͓ ̵͉̥̤9͔̤̥̤̮̰
<Throws root vegetable donuts in pot>
There we go!
Oops...where'd those cigarette butts come from?
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# ͘7̣͈̞̺͖͢v̟̗̗o̳̰ ̧͎̫@̵̻̲)̫͕͞ D̙̰̖̩̺(̣̹̰̳̟̲̼̕0̛̠̥̜̜̣ ͍̪̳̳͖@͈̲̩͖!͉͙͈͓̟ͅv͙̹,̥͕d̜͕̙'̜͚̞̻̘W̜͠ ̕P̻̼̰̠͓̞ ̗̬̗̪̭͘x̖s͕͉͎͓̺ͅ;̯̘͙͈ ̞͕̟̞͜q͉̮̤͓w͈͇̖̺̝ͅǫ͇̞͔̯i̳͎̝͇͚ͅd̥ ̬̤̩͜3̻͍͈̭̻̥͓ ̵͉̥̤9͔̤̥̤̮̰*bubbles in the pot*{makes Will save to resist DC 17 compulsion (bad pun), [(1d20-4)+6], fails}
Can I call you Stewie?
{small arteries burst in right eye and ears weep blood} Ah yes, I see now.
I didn't even know I had ears.
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# ͘7̣͈̞̺͖͢v̟̗̗o̳̰ ̧͎̫@̵̻̲)̫͕͞ D̙̰̖̩̺(̣̹̰̳̟̲̼̕0̛̠̥̜̜̣ ͍̪̳̳͖@͈̲̩͖!͉͙͈͓̟ͅv͙̹,̥͕d̜͕̙'̜͚̞̻̘W̜͠ ̕P̻̼̰̠͓̞ ̗̬̗̪̭͘x̖s͕͉͎͓̺ͅ;̯̘͙͈ ̞͕̟̞͜q͉̮̤͓w͈͇̖̺̝ͅǫ͇̞͔̯i̳͎̝͇͚ͅd̥ ̬̤̩͜3̻͍͈̭̻̥͓ ̵͉̥̤9͔̤̥̤̮̰*bubbles in the pot*{makes Will save to resist DC 17 compulsion (bad pun), [(1d20-4)+6], fails}
Can I call you Stewie?
{small arteries burst in right eye and ears weep blood} Ah yes, I see now.
I didn't even know I had ears.
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̮͙̩̘͈̱̮͔̳̳ͅ#̟ ͇̩̘̞͎̳̮͠r̺͞ŕF̛̞Y̳̝͜Ṿ̷ ̮i̜̘̞@̠͙̮̮͇j̡̩̙̯͇͉͎d̟̬̭͈͚̩̗f͇̹̤͓̳̫͚0̣̹̣̣̻̞͔͝2̳ 9͍̜͈̜̹̫4̵ ͖͝F̢̼̖̫̖͉̩N͍̲̫͖̦ ̞̯͎͇̜͇.͙̪͉̼̜̪̤F͇̙̙-̺͔͙̤͟ ̮̙̟̟̺͠0͓̝̼̹̜)̶ ̵̱̙i̵̜̞t͍̺̪̪U̸̼̭͈̘{̲͕̥͟ ͏̦̣͉̣̬͇̤)̘̪̳̰̬̠"̲̖:͔̪l̢͉͍͙̣̭̹ͅć͈̝͓
͎ ͏̱̤͔
̜̮̩ ͕̘̪̤@̭͎͕9̢̳*̯̰̹̗͟v͓̲͇̲͎͔ͅo̜̟̫̮̮̖͜f̸͓͚̬̮̹̘>̧͓͍̪<͙͈̗m ͙̭̺̟͝@̙!̦̖̯̗̩̻_̶͓̩(͘ ̼̱s̶̤̗ ̠̰̙͎͓m͉̥̭͍̜!҉͉̮̦̖(̷̠̭(̴̪͈?̻̮͚̠͕͕͙
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Oooooooh, sparkly!
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# ͘7̣͈̞̺͖͢v̟̗̗o̳̰ ̧͎̫@̵̻̲)̫͕͞ D̙̰̖̩̺(̣̹̰̳̟̲̼̕0̛̠̥̜̜̣ ͍̪̳̳͖@͈̲̩͖!͉͙͈͓̟ͅv͙̹,̥͕d̜͕̙'̜͚̞̻̘W̜͠ ̕P̻̼̰̠͓̞ ̗̬̗̪̭͘x̖s͕͉͎͓̺ͅ;̯̘͙͈ ̞͕̟̞͜q͉̮̤͓w͈͇̖̺̝ͅǫ͇̞͔̯i̳͎̝͇͚ͅd̥ ̬̤̩͜3̻͍͈̭̻̥͓ ̵͉̥̤9͔̤̥̤̮̰*bubbles in the pot*{makes Will save to resist DC 17 compulsion (bad pun), [(1d20-4)+6], fails}
Can I call you Stewie?
{small arteries burst in right eye and ears weep blood} Ah yes, I see now.
I didn't even know I had ears.
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This is going to be the best stew ever. What between the aberrations and the turnips and the bones from the hag coven. Speaking of which, did anyone notice that one of them looked like a humanoid skull? Those crazy hags must have transformed a pig's head so it looked like a human's. What will those crafty b*%~~es think of next?
barfs
Goes back to bread and water
I brought paprika.
Evening, Gertrude. Poker night's Sunday.
Balor. :::snorts::: I run circles around them things.
As for the imps, well it's been a while since I went skeet shooting.
pumps auto-shotgun to ready.
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Balor? I hardly know her!
Lich! Where! I'll smite it!
I smite special as well.
I'm special! Like a unique turnip flower.
Or a vegeturnippygmy.
{continues stirring simmering cauldron while unwrapping Asmodotle burrito with two tentacles} Is it kosher to eat a vegepygmy burrito for Lent? Plant types don't qualify as meat, right?
Here you can lend anything you want. Even plants. If you eat it, though, that makes it a little more difficult to return it, at least in its original form.
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{plucks acoustic Gibson guitar} You can lend anything you want at 'Followers Restaurant.
Is a number 2 pencil best for one's nose?
Only if it is very sharp and used in a Disappearing Pencil trick. I've made many converts this way.
Is a number 2 pencil best for one's nose?
Is buttered or non-buttered popcorn best for one's ears?
Buttered, but it has to be real butter.
*wanders back in arm-in-arm with Gertrude the Balor*
Evening gentlemen! Poker night went a little long, yeeessss.
Nurn! {puts on a bar apron and pours him a pint of beer}
{puzzled} I really don't know why I did that.