I could slice it with my Holy Avenger and make sandwiches.
I'll take three, yeeesssss.
Noooooo! And just found a fresh Jar of the High Pontiff of Canon's Special Jar of Blessed Mayo.
Throws temper-tantrum
Egg salad sandwiches sounds good but without the Slaads and Dretchlings. You know how they make a mess of thread every time they show up. I've still haven't finished painting over The Mane Chapel
I'm right here, you know.
..and noted.
Maybe the neighbors have eggs. We could make our own.
rises out the thread's aquarium
Did I hear eggs. As in fish eggs. Don' touch my babies.
The last time I tried to use eggs, they talked to me.
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As long as they aren't singing they're still good to use, yeeesssss.
Well you obviously can't make an omelet out of a dancing egg, nnnooooo.
Only souffles.
Zappin' it to ya
The pressure's everywhere
Goin' right through ya
The fever's in the air
Oh yeah, it's there!
Don't underestimate the power
Of a lifetime ahead
<Shuffles around the kitchen>
John Kretzer, that's me, by the way, agrees.
I blame the teevee.
#87bv0q23?
Boy, you can say that again.
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Thanks, MN! That's going in my next recipe.
{makes lucky7 a margarita}
That's my job.
No one likes it when I put a turnip in their margarita.
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Moo!
I don't think you want to do that. Even the slaads find Charnie to be inedible.
Noted. I'll stuff it in an index under chaos.
We have a circular file.
It's where the files go and spin in a circle and whichever one you grab is apparently the one you needed, yeeesssss.
Yesssssssss.
{casts summon nature's ally (chocolate mousse)} Mmmm, I wish I'd thought of this before now.
{casts spell repeatedly to summon a herds-worth of chocolate mousses for the rest of the class}
Hmmm? {tastes} Bleech, this is carob mousse! {shakes tentacle angrily} Curse you, Celestial Flying Squirrel, for your gastronomic lies!
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{watches mousses disappear as spells expire} Nuts, now I'm hungry again.
Tacos?
Honestly, that can't be any worse than the system Celestial Follower uses. Lawful my ass.
Files should be free, man. Er, boss.
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I had the most amazing dream filled with Brian May guitars, Brian Blessed's voice, and badgers everywhere!
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