How the f@!! can you tell with that moron?
<drools>
Hideously.
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F&++ f#+* f~~! f%#!
F@~& f&@@ f!@@ f~@~
F%~$ f!%% f%** f**@
Tra-la-f$$~ing-la
Yay? Shanky is back.
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Shanky won a Peabody Award a few years back for hosting that kids sing-along program.
I remember that show. There was so much blood...
...and dismembered body parts. I recognize my swinging sword in several scenes.
Is that the one where everybody died?
Yeah, but they should have known that wouldn't get them out of their 5-6 year contracts. They were all raised, paid for from their party's loot. Disney's lawyers think of almost everything.
Kids who "graduate" out of the show get spirited away to Baba Walt-Walt's underground demesne, where their souls are sucked out to fuel his frozen eternal sleep.
It's the happiest f*$+ing place in this s#*+ty multiverse.
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Is that the one where everybody died?Yeah, but they should have known that wouldn't get them out of their 5-6 year contracts. They were all raised, paid for from their party's loot. Disney's lawyers think of almost everything.
Kids who "graduate" out of the show get spirited away to Baba Walt-Walt's underground demesne, where their souls are sucked out to fuel his frozen eternal sleep.
Raised or "raised"?
Normally when people are subject to resurrection magic, they do not continue to rot.
I heard "razed" boss.
Likewise, yeeeesssss.
Well then it was all a misunderstanding, of course. I once razed an entire orphanage. Asmode... I mean, Iomedae... was pleased.
Hmmm - I beginning to wonder if you truly are a native of this plane.
Aha - my bad. You check out. Carry on good angel.
Vote Pazuzu! Get your Pazuzu stickers! Flags! All Pazuzu accessories made by 100% forced servitude and degraded slaves!
Daddy's taking us to Pazuzu tomorrow
Pazuzu tomorrow
Pazuzu tomorrow
Asmodaddyus's taking us to Pazuzu tomorrow
We can stay all day.
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Just don't bring Pazuzu back here. He always tells that annoying "Pazuzu's petals" joke, and he plugs all the toilets.
Can't we just summon a few water elementals to unplug the toilets?
No! We'll have poop flowing up and backwards in no time.
Firecrackers, several fist-sized, should do the trick.
That will take care of the toilets. Afterward can we aim the puddings at Pazuzu so we don't have to listen to bad jokes?
Somebody do something about the drain, quick!
Pull my finger.
Raised or "raised"?
Normally when people are subject to resurrection magic, they do not continue to rot.
I don't worry about niggling details like that. The constant infusion of mimosas helps.
Besides, how can you beat the prices at Earl Scheib's Discount Resurrections?
<Runs around, flailing arms>
Did someone want to pull me?
Noooooooooo!
Egads! I can smell it through my cornea's!
*tips his hat to Chubbs as they pass on the stairs*
I know just how to serve him.
I might have to look up how to make that peanut-mushroom glaze first, though...
Hey everyone, I made rice crispies bars. Only we were out of rice crispies, so I used Terra chips.
And... we were out of marshmallows, so I used what was left of the wallpaper paste.
{makes a another cocktail} Sandra Lee is right; semi-homemade cooking is easy!
These are delicious!
:::chokes on rice crispies bar:::
What... >choke< is... >choke< in these... >choke< things...
:::turns blue:::
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All those divine enhancements and you still can't digest cardboard.
:::spills it out:::
It's not cardboard, it's styrofoam. A paladin's secret weakness.
More for me! Omnomnomnom...
I think the secret for me is to keep drinking copious amounts of alcoholic beverages. The alcohol must act as a solvent on the marshmallow fluff/wallpaper paste.
Oh, Alcohol! Is there no problem you can't solve?
Rubbing alcohol you say?