TOTALLY John Kretzer's page

It is I, John Kretzer, making my first appearance on this thread.

What are you talking about, Lord Fyre? I, John Kretzer, am right here.

GM_Beernorg secretly wishes he could be as awesome as me, John Kretzer.

*pretends to be John Kretzer*

What is the best way to gut a fish?

And I, John Kretzer, am now a deity.

The next poster wishes they could be like me, John Kretzer.

Yes I am.

John Krezter approves.

So says I, John Kretzer, an alias of John Kretzer, and NOT the devilishly handsome lucky7.

lucky7 wrote:

Does John Kretzer refer to himself in the third person?

No I don't...that is one way to tell the John Kretzer from the false ones.

But I, John Kretzer, do not...shoot.

At least we're...I mean they're...not replacing people yet. So says I, John Kretzer.

Me, John Kretzer. Obviously.

John Kretzer takes offense to that.

I've been doing the same over in my thread.

As am I, John Kretzer. John Kretzer is who I am. Most definitely.

I'm TOTALLY John Kretzer! It even says.

I am the fake. TOTALLY John is Real.

John Kretzer, that's me, by the way, agrees.

I, John Kretzer, would rather not say.

1. You always seem to try to ambush me.

2. You hate when I prepare steak.

3. Last but not least, the biting.

It's obvious. We were both there. Me. John Kretzer.

I'll fix this! Any questions?!?

So, any more questions for me, John Kretzer? Because that's who I am. For real.