More turnips!
Yep, seems like more visitors are turn-ing-up everyday! You can't beet it... if you carrot all about that sort of thing.
{hopes no one has Smite Awful Punster as class ability}
There's a certain paladin I may need your help in translating.I don't do virgins..,
BAH.
BAH.There's a certain paladin I may need your help in translating.I don't do virgins..,
Takes her clothes off and wraps a towel around her waist
Don't get any naughty ideas while I'm bathing in the Pool of Eternal Morality. Got it!?!
That's HAB spelled backwards.
Are you feeling OK, boss?
BAH.There's a certain paladin I may need your help in translating.I don't do virgins..,Takes her clothes off and wraps a towel around her waist
Don't get any naughty ideas while I'm bathing in the Pool of Eternal Morality. Got it!?!
Oh that's what that was. I was going to wash my suit, glad I changed my mind.
EXTRA glad I changed my mind.
Huh. I forgot we had the vomitorium. Now, if I can just remember where the crematorium is...
I thought that was the vomitorium.
Glad I had the filter of purification installed. Now where was I?
sprinkles minty fresh salts and bathing oils of law and proper morality in the waters
Hmmm, Hot Tub Morality Machine? I wonder how John Cusack looks in a celestial badger costume? {begins scribbling notes for screenplay}
It's quiet... too quiet. Someone, somewhere, somewhen, somewhy is plotting something.
*looks up from desk at camera* What are you looking at?
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{mutes sound, Alt-Tabs to hide "My Little Badgers: Faceripping is Magic" cartoon on laptop} Ummm, nothing.
If you win that, do the pigs turn into smoked bacon?
Those aren't pigs! I speak from experience.
Like a McRib and a KFC Double Down had a baby.
That's like a (failure pile in a sadness bowl)^2. How many milliJoffrys does that work out to?
Turnips are a gateway vegetable to the harder, more addictive root vegetables. The link was exposed in the 1936 documentary, Rutabaga Madness.
They called me mad once.
Could I interest you all in some cabbages?
A hat!
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Done!
It... it's beautiful...!
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Done!Make it so.CF, what can you make out of cabbages?A hat!
{blushes, hides naughty vegetables}
Quickly gentlemen, bring in the turkey! We carnivores need to eat too, yeeesssss.
The Thanksgiving Possum is almost done!
It's done! I like the way it's still grimacing even after spending all that time in the oven.
Plus, I've decided to go with bacon instead of turnips this year.
I approve of this, yeeesssssss.
Allow me to carve the roast beast. It'll be dead one way or the other.
Go right ahead!
<Hands Gentleman Nurn a running chainsaw>
Eeeeeeeexcellent.
*carves with gusto*
*sits up and begs for some possum*
Ugh. Some flea or tick must have carried in a poodle. {sprays DDT on Cockapoo} I hope I got him before he started a poodle infestation.
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{pounds on window} JACK! CHRISSY! JANET! Please let me in... there are giant spi- {violently dragged underground by unseen creature}
Ugh. Some flea or tick must have carried in a poodle. {sprays DDT on Cockapoo} I hope I got him before he started a poodle infestation.
YIPE YIPE! YIPE! *runs out of the thread*
One of those spiderbears keeps trying to steal my picnic basket!
Now we've got goliath etherfish in the swimming pool. Maybe we can get Angel Fish to talk to them and ask them to leave.
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Oh...right...