I prefer dice to spinners. *rolls 2d6, comes up with a 1*
Is that good?
I like spinners.
I prefer dice to spinners. *rolls 2d6, comes up with a 1*
Is that good?
I'm not sure. I didn't think it was possible.
*shrugs* Oh well.
I like spinners.
Is there anything besides sobriety you don't like? :)
Have at it!Can I take a turn?
<Reaches for the spinner>
It's plastic.
But my Holy Avenger was not...
I said "Oops".
YAP! Let me try! *Spins*
"You lose your job." Phew! I hate working! Now I can spend ALL DAY doing....poodle stuff. *Looks disturbingly coy*
Maybe we should have daquiris on this thread.
I'd like an iron daquiri, bartender!
<Blows dust off the daquiri maker>
It might be awhile. I should clean this thing off, first.
<In the kitchen>
I hope the water bill won't be too high. I spent hours rinsing that thing out.
Hmmm...swedish meatballs...swedish meatballs...
<Sees a jar labeled "Slaadish meatballs">
Eh...close enough.
<Puts them on a tray and reenters>
Here you go. Enjoy!
Here you go. Enjoy!
<groveling on the floor, clutching his stomach>
What's ... happening ... to ... me? Oh, my stomach! What was in those meatballs?
Here you go. Enjoy!
<groveling on the floor, clutching his stomach>
What's ... happening ... to ... me? Oh, my stomach! What was in those meatballs?
Oh, not again! I told you to throw those away, CF!
*Heal*
<blushes>
Sorry, Drip! Here, have a daiquiri. It will make you feel better. It's strawberry...
<blushes>
Sorry, Drip! Here, have a daiquiri. It will make you feel better. It's strawberry...
<sips daiquiri with a trembling hand> Ah...
<lapses into a more relaxed position wearing a pink daiquiri moustache>
*Heal*
Thanks, I think I'm feeling better. <eyes refocusing>
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Southern Biscuit Strawberry & Blueberry Shortcake
Ingredients:
• 8 pieces Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Frozen Biscuits
• 1/4 cup sugar
• 1/2 cup butter, melted
• 6 cups strawberries, quartered, sweetened to taste
• 1 cup fresh blueberries
• 1 cup heavy cream
• 3 tablespoons sugar
• Butter, to spread on hot biscuits
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 375ºF. Cover baking sheet with foil or parchment paper. Place dough pieces on baking pan.
2. BAKE 18 to 20 minutes until lightly browned.
3. MELT butter in the microwave-safe bowl on MEDIUM (50% power); brush over hot biscuits. Sprinkle 1/4 cup sugar evenly over biscuits.
4. BAKE an additional 5 to 7 minutes or until biscuits are golden brown.
5. POUR cream into cold mixing bowl; beat until stiff. Gradually add 3 tablespoons sugar; beat until stiff peaks form.
6. REMOVE biscuits from oven. Slice and spread with butter. Place bottom half on dessert plate or dish. Top with strawberries and juice, blueberries and a dollop of whipped cream. Place top half of biscuit on the whipped cream; spoon on additional strawberries, blueberries and whipped cream.
Yield: 8 shortcakes
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 25 min
CF, can you make some of those Hungry Jack things?
You've got it, boss! Give me about 2 and a half hours.
Give me about 2 and a half hours.
You have 17 minutes. Go.
Ah, reminds me of Mr. Scott and Kirk.
Celestial Follower emerges from the kitchen. He appears to have been attacked by a flamethrower and rabid weasels.
Y'know, it's hard to get blueberries around here, but I finally found some. Here's the eats--they might be a little crunchy.
Celestial Follower emerges from the kitchen. He appears to have been attacked by a flamethrower and rabid weasels.
Rats. In the betting pool, I had you down for "trapped in a 'static warp bubble' experiment."
Hey, where are my little blue stones? They're usually in my fishbowl.
...
CF, blueberries don't grow underwater.
Hey, where are my little blue stones? They're usually in my fishbowl.
...
CF, blueberries don't grow underwater.
Oh, was that your Guards and Wards on the blueberries? I've gotta tell you, that's pretty painful.
I've made something that will make up for my blunder:
...
How about some more of those pizza rolls?
OK. I think I can operate a microwave.
<Checks the back of the pizza roll box carefully.>
OK. "Place pizza rolls on plate."
<Grabs a plastic plate.>
Don't want to burn down the thread like I did the last place...
<Puts the pizza rolls on the plate and places the plate in the microwave>
"Heat on high for 2 minutes."
*beep* *beep* *beep*
<Microwave starts to hum>
Good to go!
Oh, darn it.
*BEEP*
<Pulls out plate with black lumps on it>
It's evil! Don't touch it!
How about Chess?
How about Chess?Can we play it with more than two people?
One sec. *Gets out chainsaw*
*Cuts into board**Rearranges pieces*
*Cuts up again*
*Rearranges*
*One hour later...*
Done!
*Board is the same as before*
Okay, see, you guys get those two sides, and I get these two sides! That way it's fair!
We get white!
Here's my move: e3
We get white!
Here's my move: e3
Okay, knight to f5.
Okay, knight to f5.We get white!
Here's my move: e3
{munching Life game pieces} Is that a Bingo?
<Ponders the strange version of chess Angel Fish is playing>
g3
<Ponders the strange version of chess Angel Fish is playing>
g3
I think he's playing Tri-Dimensional Chess and you just can't see his boards on the Astral, Ethereal, and Shadow Planes.
Or these plastic game pieces have odd hallucinogenic properties when consumed.
<after many exhausting trips to and from the bathroom, Drip finally returns>
Ooh, chess!
<after many exhausting trips to and from the bathroom, Drip finally returns>
Ooh, chess!
Go ahead and join. Here, you can have half of CF's and CH's pieces, I'm sure he won't mind.
Oh bother...
[eeyore]That's what I expected would happen.[/eeyore]
<helps himself to a rook, a bishop, and a pawn>
Cool, variant rules! How many play at a time? Does everybody get a king? Have you invented any new pieces like fairies and dragons?
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<helps himself to a rook, a bishop, and a pawn>
Cool, variant rules! How many play at a time? Does everybody get a king? Have you invented any new pieces like fairies and dragons?
Angel Fish seems to come up with all sorts of variant rules.
I think it's my turn. Let's see...
*looks at his king, bishop, and pawn*
Haven't we only had like 3 turns each? How am I down to three pieces?
*moves bishop*
My horsey charges across the board.
<Rolls a d20>
19 for my ride check.
<Rolls another d20>
Natural 20. Oooh, a critical threat.
<Rolls the same d20>
Another natural d20. Confirmed the crit!
<Rolls 3d8>
8, 8, and, awww, 7. Plus bonuses, I did 38 points of damage. Let's see...a pawn has 6 hit points. Yep! He's dead.