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So here's the plan. I say we start proselyt... prosle... prosyl...
We go to other threads and hand out pamphlets and tell them why they should convert to our cult. The slaadi seem like good choices, as do the undead, the jacks, and poodles.
I call "not it" on the poodles.
I'm back. And as for hurting the poodles, no. they are morally superior to the slaadi. Anyways, the slaadi or more of a threat (being chaotic, they might forget how great our parties are). Also, we were favorably greeted by the badgers. Just thought you should know.
I'll take the poodles, but first I need a nap. Dimensional travel is exhausting...
We're not hurting anybody, just showing them the way!
Threat, us? {blushes} Why thank you. As for the morals thing, I should probably point out that the slaadi, poodles, and Jacks are in a three-way race... to the bottom. And Sebastian has such a huge lead, I'm not sure when we can catch up.
I have the first draft of the pamphlet. Let me know what you think:
2nd draft:
besides, you get cookies if you go Celestial
2nd draft:
besides, you get cookies if you go Celestial
You forgot the turnips. Or is that what the cookies--I would rather not know. But Lilith will not be pleased for violating the sacred cookie-making process, if I'm right.
You forgot the turnips. Or is that what the cookies--I would rather not know. But Lilith will not be pleased for violating the sacred cookie-making process, if I'm right.2nd draft:
besides, you get cookies if you go Celestial
That's because Lilith (despite what the name might connote) is the most Celestial one of us all.
By the way, I found some audio-visual propaganda we can use. The kids like audio-visual stuff these days. It's NSFW, which the kids also seem to like.
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You forgot the turnips. Or is that what the cookies--I would rather not know. But Lilith will not be pleased for violating the sacred cookie-making process, if I'm right.2nd draft:
besides, you get cookies if you go Celestial
I have yet to see any proof that Lilith actually provides cookies to anyone. Until I am actually eating one of her cookies, the Celestial cookie offer stands.
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Has anybody noticed that you can subscribe to a poster's "recent posts"? In other words, you can get a feed of every post a particular poster makes, if you want to follow what they are doing on the forums.
I would assume that all of you are getting live feeds of every word I utter on these forums, and I would suspect a lot of other people are as well, so for all of you out there...
and turnips...
Has anybody noticed that you can subscribe to a poster's "recent posts"? In other words, you can get a feed of every post a particular poster makes, if you want to follow what they are doing on the forums.
I would assume that all of you are getting live feeds of every word I utter on these forums, and I would suspect a lot of other people are as well, so for all of you out there...
and turnips...
Psst boss--even I've given up on the turnips. Turnips!? What was I thinking?
That subscribing thing makes cyber-stalking Heathansson even easier.
I have celestial dinner rolls! Dinner rolls are great with turnips!
I have celestial dinner rolls! Dinner rolls are great with turnips!
And butter really brings out the flavor of both! Especially turnips! Yuuuuuumy!
Charades? It has been a long time since I last played that...
Ladder 49! Ladder 49!
<Spits out cheese cube>
You really like my dinner rolls?! Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I need to get back to another thread.
*act out Godzilla on a rampage*
*act out Godzilla on a rampage*What a mess! How are we supposed to recreate our positions on that Risk board now?
<Finishes putting pieces on the board>
Don't worry, boss, I've fixed the board.
If I remember correctly, I've got all of North and South Arcadia.
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*act out Godzilla on a rampage*What a mess! How are we supposed to recreate our positions on that Risk board now?<Finishes putting pieces on the board>
Don't worry, boss, I've fixed the board.
If I remember correctly, I've got all of North and South Arcadia.
You will never take Gehenna!
Eep, I only have one piece there. Well, then, maybe you will.
Okay, so I control all of Antarctica. See, this way I don't have to fight anybody (while I build my unstoppable empire).
Wait! There's no Antarctica in this game.
<Pulls out rules, points to a wet page.>
See, here are the rules, in crayon! "Antartica can attach any countrie, but it cannt be atacked by another countrie."
Hmm. Well, if it's in the rulebook it must be correct.
Wait! There's no Antarctica in this game.
<Pulls out rules, points to a wet page.>
See, here are the rules, in crayon! "Antartica can attach any countrie, but it cannt be atacked by another countrie."
Hmm. Well, if it's in the rulebook it must be correct.
See? Told you.
Alright, I'm attacking America.|
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Wait! There's no Antarctica in this game.
<Pulls out rules, points to a wet page.>
See, here are the rules, in crayon! "Antartica can attach any countrie, but it cannt be atacked by another countrie."
Hmm. Well, if it's in the rulebook it must be correct.
See? Told you.
Alright, I'm attacking America.
The my last territory!
Why am I so terrible at board games?
Wait! There's no Antarctica in this game.
<Pulls out rules, points to a wet page.>
See, here are the rules, in crayon! "Antartica can attach any countrie, but it cannt be atacked by another countrie."
Hmm. Well, if it's in the rulebook it must be correct.
See? Told you.
Alright, I'm attacking America.The my last territory!
Why am I so terrible at board games?
It's just because you don't have an affinity for the rules. As you can see, 'America always loses'. *puts away crayon* Here, I'll leave you Hawaii.
How does a fish write with a crayon anyway?
It's one of the rules changes for the celestial template. I like that one better than the one that prevents our clerics from wearing certain types of armor.
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How does a fish write with a crayon anyway?It's one of the rules changes for the celestial template. I like that one better than the one that prevents our clerics from wearing certain types of armor.
In Pathfinder they can't wear platemail, and in 4e they have no alignment restrictions. What is this world coming to?
How does a fish write with a crayon anyway?
It's a special ability, which allows me to morph my water into a fist which can hold things that are not vulnerable to water. Like, say, a crayon. Why do you ask?
I just want everyone to know that the bug cult is open for memebership, but you need to be a bug avatar, or need a bug name to join.
Come one come all to the hive.
:leaves thread:
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I just want everyone to know that the bug cult is open for memebership, but you need to be a bug avatar, or need a bug name to join.
Come one come all to the hive.
:leaves thread:
You're not going to stay for some Risk?
We have appetizers!
I hear insects like sweets. Maybe my follower could rustle up some cotton candy!
<Overhears CH as he's walking out the door>
Here ya go.
<Throws a pallet of cotton candy into the thread>
Enjoy!
I'm going to buy another board game for us to play. Maybe that "Descent" game. That seems appropriate for celestials.
I hope everyone had a good weekend. How was the trip, taig?
It must have been a quiet weekend here. Angel Fish hasn't taken any new territories in the Celestial Risk game.
I hope everyone had a good weekend. How was the trip, taig?
It must have been a quiet weekend here. Angel Fish hasn't taken any new territories in the Celestial Risk game.
Well, I just got Washington, then I went to bed. However, I now control Wizards of the Coast, Paizo and KQ, so my domination of the world is quite near.
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MADAGASCAR!!!
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Erm... Didn't mean to be so dramatic.
That's because my pet fish already took it. He's threatening swift action against anybody who tries to take it.
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MADAGASCAR!!!
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Erm... Didn't mean to be so dramatic.
{whispers:} Pssst, trick him into invading Chicago. Even if he takes it, he'll never hold it... the Bugs will decimate and infiltrate his forces. And trying to nuke them just makes them madder.
*spins the spinner*
Experimental guinea pig.
DAMMIT!
Maybe you'll get used for something like THC or Oxycodone testing? Or reproductive habits for GP? Or you'll be the motion capture model for one of the Wonder Pets or G-Force II?
Where is Kobold Cleaver? I hope he hasn't run into trouble or something... he's probably out slaying princesses and rescuing bad guys or something equally heroic.
I thought I had found everything I ever dreamed for in life once I reached the Celestial Sett of the Badgers. Ever since they made the rule that gnomes with less than 11 Charisma gained an extra +2 skill points instead of the usual 0-level spells like speak with animals, I found the courage to believe in myself. No more moping because the other gnomes made fun of me and told me I was no good. I knew that I had found my purpose in life...
I would become the best plumber I could be!
But now that I've arrived, I don't know if they like me. Maybe they think I'm no good. Have I really found my place in life? Will this game tell me?
EDIT: If only an alias could have an alias, then I could make a badger alias so maybe the badgers would like me better. Am I even a celestial? Oh, woe is me!
Hey, do you guys need any plumbing here?