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Duh Duh Duh!

I liked your old avatar more, Fishstick. Your new one seems so...violent.

I win.

I always win.

Uh, boss? I think we'll end up breaking the rules of the cosmos if we say we can win the Game.

Oh delicious! Want some, angel fi...

Umm.

Hide the sushi, guys.

I think this is wrong.

Moral Eel wrote:

Does it ever occur to you all that this whole thread is probably Chaotic Neutral with Evil tendencies?

I had figured more along the lines of Chaotic Evil with evil tendencies.

Oh dear. Ohhhhh deeear....

Does it ever occur to you all that this whole thread is probably Chaotic Neutral with Evil tendencies?

We should make this guy an honorary Jack. He's got a 'handle' on peasants.

Orderly

But he is a wicked thing, and enjoys flat-out killing! What you suggest would be morally wrong.

The microwave says that the boss is gone, so we can do anything we want.

<Strips out of robes>

Whee! I'm naked!

Hey! Stop it! What would your mother say?

Um, maybe we shouldn't get drunk. After all, what if something bad happens?

Moral Eel wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Celestial Hippeh Lawyer wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

That would be "nice", but wouldn't be necessary to be "good". Plus, the slaadi kind of stink up the place.

{gates in, looks around, and wrinkles nose in disgust} Now now, CB, sometimes being Good does mean being Nice too. You wouldn't want the Slaadi to file a class-discrimination Lawsuit against you and your "enterprise" here, would you?

Besides, I'm certain you could have gotten one or two of those "nymphets" to scrub down any Slaad that popped in.

{starts wandering around, making note of fire exits, maximum occupancy, and equal access for physically-challenged patrons}

Hmmm... would implanting an egg in a nymphet give it the celestial template?

*Hits Fruit Slaad with moral dilemma, then blasts him out of the thread with axiomatic energy*

Yeah... see... I'm chaotic evil, not neutral. Moral dilemmas don't really work. Law... maybe.

Wow, you certainly have a delayed reaction. And moral dilemmas work best on evil people. What I'm doing is making you feel bad about being evil. Also, I think I banished you.

2nd draft:

REPENT OF YOUR NON-CELESTIAL WAYS OR PERISH IN HELLFIRE!!!
besides, you get cookies if you go Celestial

You forgot the turnips. Or is that what the cookies--I would rather not know. But Lilith will not be pleased for violating the sacred cookie-making process, if I'm right.

Eating him would be an immoral thing. Also, suicidal. Ergo, the danger is moot.

Uh, did he not notice that there was actually money on Community Chest?

Angel Fish wrote:

Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Maybe Angel Food Cake could come!

As a guest, a judge, or one of the baked goods?

Personally, I'd really prefer a Devil's Food Cake.

Nah, we smited all tho--wait, Angel what?

Angel Food Cake. He's been on this thread once already.

Well, I don't think it's moral to eat him.

I was thinking we should hold a spaghetti dinner to raise money for our cult. What do all of you think?

How about a bake sale?

We'll put them in the Community Chest. Muahaha, I'll finally get something from it...

*Rolls*

The Abyss? I'll take it!
Hey, Lynora, I'll buy Limbo for 500 dollars to complete the set of Chaos-aligned planes.

Moral Eel wrote:

Also, ladies? Use somebody else's credit card and I'll have to smite chaos.

I don't know, everything they just said made sense. Everyone stays happy and in love, no arguments or fights... sounds like a big net gain for the Greater Good. Of course, I'm a girl too.

And even you Mr. Eel know how evil credit cards can be.

Are you going to let Lawful get in the way of Good?

I--but--no--but--I--don't--but--

Eekster Buhnay wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

You understand!!! ^.^

Most people totally don't follow that logic. :)

And he really does hate to shop. Unless he gets to sit in the dressing room and watch me try stuff on. :)

See! I knew I was right. Plus, since you shopped for him, then he didn't have a chance to forget, so there are no hurt feelings or arguments.

Ambi and I seem to be the only two girl slaadi. So when she agrees with that line of logic, I don't know if it's 'cause we're sisters or 'cause it's just common sense. The boys eyes just glaze over and then they just go back to talking about picnics and violence and implanting eggs.

lynora-Jill wrote:

I like you. You need to come to some of the parties. You know, if you want to.

I'd like to, but I'm slaad too, so the Jacks probably won't like it if I pop in. Maybe some neutral ground... I was gonna suggest here 'cause I'd heard it was a rocking club, but it seems pretty sedate now.

Hey! I'll have you know that we have a very exciting game going here!

Ooh, I landed on Community Chest! Score one for the fish!

Angel Fish, there's no money there.

Moral Eel wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Somehow describing the Jacks as my family makes what I was doing last night seem very, very wrong. Congratulations, you've managed to trade one moral dilemma for another.

Um...well, they're like family in a frat party. Is that alright? I feel like this is one moral dilemma I should support.

But which side are you supporting? The side that says the naked jello wrestling was a bad idea or the side that thinks it was a good idea?

Don't make me boost your dilemma. It isn't fun.

Moral Eel wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Moral Eel wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Sooo, if I happened to have a moral dilemma, you guys would be the ones to talk to right?

I would. What is it?

Well, the Jacks recently decided to go to war against the slaads. Not really unusual. I figured it was all good fun, everybody fights and then it's over. But then the guys kinda went overboard with the power gloating and Ambrosia Slaad is really ticked. I feel bad. She's my friend. But I'm a Jill and my loyalty is supposed to be with them. And I was actually really proud of them for winning, as sick as that probably is. I'm just not sure what the right thing to do is at this point. No matter what I do someone I care about ends up ticked off with me.

Hmm. Well, you are clearly loyal to the Jacks, but have loyalties to one of their enemies. It's tough. But, none of it is your fault. You are loyal to your family, and loyal to your friend. You cannot choose one over the other, nor should you. The Jacks probably will not strike again, and if they do, you can stop them. Just comfort your friend, I guess, and help her out. You can keep the Jacks from bugging her. I'm not really all that good at advice, but that's mine.

Somehow describing the Jacks as my family makes what I was doing last night seem very, very wrong. Congratulations, you've managed to trade one moral dilemma for another.

Um...well, they're like family in a frat party. Is that alright? I feel like this is one moral dilemma I should support.

Moral Eel wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Sooo, if I happened to have a moral dilemma, you guys would be the ones to talk to right?

I would. What is it?

Well, the Jacks recently decided to go to war against the slaads. Not really unusual. I figured it was all good fun, everybody fights and then it's over. But then the guys kinda went overboard with the power gloating and Ambrosia Slaad is really ticked. I feel bad. She's my friend. But I'm a Jill and my loyalty is supposed to be with them. And I was actually really proud of them for winning, as sick as that probably is. I'm just not sure what the right thing to do is at this point. No matter what I do someone I care about ends up ticked off with me.

Hmm. Well, you are clearly loyal to the Jacks, but have loyalties to one of their enemies. It's tough. But, none of it is your fault. You are loyal to your family, and loyal to your friend. You cannot choose one over the other, nor should you. The Jacks probably will not strike again, and if they do, you can stop them. Just comfort your friend, I guess, and help her out. You can keep the Jacks from bugging her. I'm not really all that good at advice, but that's mine.

Sooo, if I happened to have a moral dilemma, you guys would be the ones to talk to right?

I would. What is it?

And I shall be Pelor.

KC Bane wrote:

Boo.

Fortunately, that mini is so lame and unrealistic, I can ignore it.

/\That seems wrong. If I had morals, they would be most displeased.

KC, do the right thing.

Hey, can someone bless my stench with lawfulness?

Alright, it is the right thing to do. *blesses*

Db3's Astral Projection wrote:

Angel Fish wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

GO TEAM CHAOS!!!

Want to play Scrabble?

Hmm..."Acheirai".

Hmm... "Red Half-Dragon Illithid".

Yeah? Half-golem Half-Fiend Half-Celestial Half-orc Half-elf Half-Yaun-ti Titanic Toad!

No need to give me more tiles, I have extra.

What kind of angel are you?

Celestial Hippeh Lawyer wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

That would be "nice", but wouldn't be necessary to be "good". Plus, the slaadi kind of stink up the place.

{gates in, looks around, and wrinkles nose in disgust} Now now, CB, sometimes being Good does mean being Nice too. You wouldn't want the Slaadi to file a class-discrimination Lawsuit against you and your "enterprise" here, would you?

Besides, I'm certain you could have gotten one or two of those "nymphets" to scrub down any Slaad that popped in.

{starts wandering around, making note of fire exits, maximum occupancy, and equal access for physically-challenged patrons}

Hmmm... would implanting an egg in a nymphet give it the celestial template?

*Hits Fruit Slaad with moral dilemma, then blasts him out of the thread with axiomatic energy*

Hey, what's going on? Why was there just a succubus in there? Isn't this place supposed to kill demons and stuff? Hint, hint.