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It's best if you just let him finish.
{sighs, lights cigarette} Yeah I know. {exhales smoke} He's only using me to make Chuck Norris' leg jealous.
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Really? The water cooler guy?! So that's what that sound was!Your question should be Which Paizo employees have you NOT slept with?!
I have slept with ALL OF THEM, including the janitorial staff and that odd guy who comes in to deliver the water for the cooler.
Now if you want details...
It was all wet and... You know, because of the water...
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Which exactly why you never really know who you meet up with dark bar + excessive alcohol + being still kinda drunk next morning and dragging yourself home from wherever or whoevers place you wake up at. So glad those days are over.
Me too. The whole "Hey, you want an omelet? And, what's your name again?" got old...
Sadly, as much as a whore that I was in my younger years... and would probably still be if I wasn't so happily married... I can't say that I've slept with anyone that works at Paizo... I think....
Wait, who's working in the warehouse again?
None. That I know of. Though one time, Lisa personally brought me a bottle of wine "because I'm such a loyal customer". I *thought* it tasted like roofie, but in emails she later assured me I just passed out later from drinking too much wine and I always undress myself and then crawl into my own bed all alone when I pass out drunk.
Funny she should know about the waking up in bed naked, I never mentioned it to her.
But obviously, there was nothing going on there, because she said so.
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Really? The water cooler guy?! So that's what that sound was!
*gloomp oomp bloomp bloop!*
This has got to be creeping out a number of people.*raises hand*
A Zombie creeped out? On the paizo messageboards, of all places? You got to be joking.
Stefan
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It was all wet and... You know, because of the water...Really? The water cooler guy?! So that's what that sound was!Your question should be Which Paizo employees have you NOT slept with?!
I have slept with ALL OF THEM, including the janitorial staff and that odd guy who comes in to deliver the water for the cooler.
Now if you want details...
Well the water cooler guy would not in-fact be an employee of Paizo. He would be an employee of the water cooler company.
This just proves that you are of easy virtue and you would peddle your masculine wares to anybody with out propriety, discretion or good connection.
Dare I suggest you are the Lydia Bennet of the Paizo boards
..an Austin reference? Oh my!
Dare I suggest you are the Lydia Bennet of the Paizo boards
I have just finished reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies....(It also has added Ninjas).
A very funny book.
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It was all wet and... You know, because of the water...Really? The water cooler guy?! So that's what that sound was!Your question should be Which Paizo employees have you NOT slept with?!
I have slept with ALL OF THEM, including the janitorial staff and that odd guy who comes in to deliver the water for the cooler.
Now if you want details...
Well the water cooler guy would not in-fact be an employee of Paizo. He would be an employee of the water cooler company.
This just proves that you are of easy virtue and you would peddle your masculine wares to anybody with out propriety, discretion or good connection.
Dare I suggest you are the Lydia Bennet of the Paizo boards
You're just jealous that I knocked you back, Dwarf!!!
It's best if you just let him finish.
*Humps green mantis leg*
Notice how the Paizo employees cleverly buried this thread by posting in a bunch of other threads using aliases.
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..an Austin reference? Oh my!
Dare I suggest you are the Lydia Bennet of the Paizo boards
I have just finished reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies....(It also has added Ninjas).
A very funny book.
Such a fun book, I just finished it a few weeks ago myself.
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Notice how the Paizo employees cleverly buried this thread by posting in a bunch of other threads using aliases.
Which is kind of ironic, given that they could just lock the thread with no hard feelings, since the whole point of the thread was to see how quickly they would do so. I think they're trying to prove that they are not so easily manipulated.
They will not succeed in simply burying this thread or changing the subject! I will have my victory and prove once and for all that I have won the "thread topics that will get you baned" thread! It's only my own sense of decency that is preventing me from ramping up the smut...
Notice how the Paizo employees cleverly buried this thread by posting in a bunch of other threads using aliases.Which is kind of ironic, given that they could just lock the thread with no hard feelings, since the whole point of the thread was to see how quickly they would do so. I think they're trying to prove that they are not so easily manipulated.
They will not succeed in simply burying this thread or changing the subject! I will have my victory and prove once and for all that I have won the "thread topics that will get you baned" thread! It's only my own sense of decency that is preventing me from ramping up the smut...
If you insult someone's "prowess" and start a flame war, that might do the trick.
Not that I'm going to do that...
Darn, and I was just about to open "The bigoted joke thread."
So this Caucasian male between the ages of 25 and 35 walks into a bar…
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Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012
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Where y'all have failed, I have succeeded in the first intentional locked thread. Let me tell you: It sucks. Don't try it. You could get baned. And that sucks.
Yeah, it didn't seem all that fun. Of course, I suspect you didn't know the side effects of creating a thread title like that.
Starting a thread, like Celestial's, that's close to the edge of banning, without being an obviously bad choice, is a lot of fun. Because it's edgy and . DO THE DEW!!!
Leesen you two! I ave you know that I am ze only chef in zis kitchon. Now, you want, I can make you ze sous-chefs here. English-chef, you can be in charge of ze desserts and cookies. Slaadish-chef, you take over ze appetizers.
~nods~
Yes, dear old chap! I am going to hunt down that bloody dick!
Sadly, as much as a whore that I was in my younger years... and would probably still be if I wasn't so happily married... I can't say that I've slept with anyone that works at Paizo... I think....
Wait, who's working in the warehouse again?
ummmm...Dave? You're still a whore.
Sadly, as much as a whore that I was in my younger years... and would probably still be if I wasn't so happily married... I can't say that I've slept with anyone that works at Paizo... I think....
Wait, who's working in the warehouse again?
ummmm...Dave? You're still a whore.
I know! I try... honestly, I try.... but then there's all that smashing apparel in the back of the closet that I just have to skank around in behind the Chevron near the dumpsters....
I'm a horrid, wicked person.
Please don't wear my heels again.
Please don't wear my heels again.
~chuckles~ Let me guess, you are Dave's wife, right?
Please don't wear my heels again.
~chuckles~ Let me guess, you are Dave's wife, right?
Or another of Dave's personalities. :)
Sadly, Tulip is neither!!!!
Hey, I admitted I was a hussy.... grin!
Sorry, the NDA I signed precludes me from contributing.
I had 'em all, at once, on fire.
We party hard at Gen Con.
Sorry, the NDA I signed precludes me from contributing.
Well that explains all of your posts.
Sorry, the NDA I signed precludes me from contributing.Well that explains all of your posts.
Ouch! No more sticks for you!
We all know that when poodles sleep with someone it's at the foot of the bed.
~chuckles~ Let me guess, you are Dave's wife, right?
*grins*
nope...Dave met me while I was going thru the dumpsters behind the Chevron.
Or another of Dave's personalities. :)
well, I guess you could say I'm like Dave only I have breasts....Dave has moobs. ;-p