
Dub'Ya |

Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC wrote:Last time your party was in power, you put us on the fast train to a civil war. I somehow don't think the Whigs are in a good position to hand out criticism.King of Yunevrherdofus wrote:
Now please stop accusing my ally of trying to run the US into the ground and surrender to us. This thinly-veiled political argument is getting boring.Oh the misfit elephant has much to answer for on that front as well, King Y. Don't think because I disagree with Hopey McChangeopants that Dubya gets a free ride. Your ally does have an audacity of scale that makes Dubya's efforts look like small potatoes. The deficit now has twelve zeros attached to it, and that's just the start.
Laura wears a wig and she realy critical all the time.

Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC |

Last time your party was in power, you put us on the fast train to a civil war. I somehow don't think the Whigs are in a good position to hand out criticism.
Tch. I merely resurrected the name of the party, not the policies. I would call myself a Libertarian, but those hacks have prostituted themselves once too often for my taste.
And as for criticism, 'Dick', how is your party doing these days? The elephant is feeling rather bruised after the drubbing the donkey gave it I take it. Any candidates for higher office not screwing around with women not their wives? Might as well change the letter behind your name to 'D' and be done with it. Or perhaps a merger to the American Republocrat Party.

Dick Cheney |

Dick Cheney wrote:
Last time your party was in power, you put us on the fast train to a civil war. I somehow don't think the Whigs are in a good position to hand out criticism.Tch. I merely resurrected the name of the party, not the policies. I would call myself a Libertarian, but those hacks have prostituted themselves once too often for my taste.
And as for criticism, 'Dick', how is your party doing these days? The elephant is feeling rather bruised after the drubbing the donkey gave it I take it. Any candidates for higher office not screwing around with women not their wives? Might as well change the letter behind your name to 'D' and be done with it. Or perhaps a merger to the American Republocrat Party.
I'll tell you the same thing I told Joe Biden once upon a time...

Cultist of Obama |

Cultist of Obama wrote:I could change into a teleprompter for you since I heard yours broke down. Yes we can...yes we can....yes we can.....No, comrade; you will look much better as a lampshade.
It doesn't matter what you Nazis do to me. Obama is going to heal me with free healthcare!!! YAY!!! Hope..... change.....

Cultist of Obama |

Heathansson wrote:Joe Biden wrote:Barry said stfu.Hi, I'm Joe Biden. I'm the Vice President. Of the United States.
No, really! I am!
Barry wouldn't say that! He loves me. Don't you Barry?
....Barry?
...Come on now Barry, stop kidding around and tell this guy how much you love me.
Please?
I love you Joe! hope....change....

Joe Lieberman |

Heathansson wrote:Joe Biden wrote:Barry said stfu.Hi, I'm Joe Biden. I'm the Vice President. Of the United States.
No, really! I am!
Barry wouldn't say that! He loves me. Don't you Barry?
....Barry?
...Come on now Barry, stop kidding around and tell this guy how much you love me.
Please?
It's okay. The President never returns my phone calls either.

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Joe Biden wrote:It's okay. The President never returns my phone calls either.Heathansson wrote:Joe Biden wrote:Barry said stfu.Hi, I'm Joe Biden. I'm the Vice President. Of the United States.
No, really! I am!
Barry wouldn't say that! He loves me. Don't you Barry?
....Barry?
...Come on now Barry, stop kidding around and tell this guy how much you love me.
Please?
Cause nobody knows what the hell you are!

Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC |

Cultist of Obama wrote:From the AP Newswire: Americans Overwhelmingly Favor Obama Health Care Plan.
It doesn't matter what you Nazis do to me. Obama is going to heal me with free healthcare!!! YAY!!! Hope..... change.....
Or we can go with this new poll from the Washington Post that shows a little more 'lukewarminess' than 'overwhelming'.
Only time will tell on this one.

Dick Cheney |

Dick Cheney wrote:That's "Want to go hunting, SENATOR?", to you Dick!SENATOR Boxer wrote:Don't you little people dare mock me!!!! I'll have you know that I've verbally berrated generals, just for calling me Ma'am!!!!Want to go hunting?
That's "That's "Want to go hunting, SENATOR?", to you, MR. VICE PRESIDENT" to you, b@!!@.
Unless you want me to start a war with the state of California.

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SENATOR Boxer wrote:Dick Cheney wrote:That's "Want to go hunting, SENATOR?", to you Dick!SENATOR Boxer wrote:Don't you little people dare mock me!!!! I'll have you know that I've verbally berrated generals, just for calling me Ma'am!!!!Want to go hunting?That's "That's "Want to go hunting, SENATOR?", to you, MR. VICE PRESIDENT" to you, b@@&&.
Unless you want me to start a war with the state of California.
That's "'That's 'That's want to go hunting, senator,' to you, Vice President,' to you, Mr. former Vice President."
That works, right?
Dick Cheney |

Dick Cheney wrote:Unless you want me to start a war with the state of California.Bring it on baldy! I'll drop kick you and your pace-maker into the next fiscal year. We Californians are real tough hombres.
We'll do this then. I'll use my Halliburton money. You can use the California state budget.
I'll give you a head start.

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot |

I don't care how much of a hero you are, call me "Babs" again and I'll "Che" something off that'll leave you crying.
{floats in sipping on an (floating) Old Fashioned through a straw} You tell'em Senator Boxer!
I like fiesty dames, broads with moxy... {telepathically gooses her caboose} RAWR!

Morgan Iron Wolf |

The White House Press Corps wrote:Cultist of Obama wrote:From the AP Newswire: Americans Overwhelmingly Favor Obama Health Care Plan.
It doesn't matter what you Nazis do to me. Obama is going to heal me with free healthcare!!! YAY!!! Hope..... change.....Or we can go with this new poll from the Washington Post that shows a little more 'lukewarminess' than 'overwhelming'.
Only time will tell on this one.
Stupid Washington Post doing their own poll like that. We already did a poll - we asked the Cultist and he..err..the results were overwhelmingly in favor of the plan. That's good enough for us!

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot |

Back off Perot! If I wanted to associate with an arrogant loser and presidential wannabe, I'd be hanging with Al Gore. At least he's still relevant.
Firey! You're just becoming more desireable. {whispers sweet nothings in her ear}
And I ain't a loser, I just didn't want to play dirty politics like they do in D.C.
{suddenly worried} Uh oh, did I just invoke the Palin defense?