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houstonderek wrote:


You back for a while, or is this your semi-annual post?

;)

May be back for the summer in between odd assignments on campus. I'd like to spend more time on a regular basis, but time always catches me up.

So ... where's the bait shop?


Pirates 2 Ninja 1


anthony Valente wrote:
You may be a Paizo nerd if…

...you miss the good ol' days of Nicholas Logue style violence.

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You stick around work after you get off, just to read one last thread's worth of posts. And you view a flat tire as an excuse rather than an inconvenience.

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Whimsy Chris wrote:
anthony Valente wrote:
You may be a Paizo nerd if…
...you miss the good ol' days of Nicholas Logue style violence.

And you mean on the boards not in the adventures.

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Tarren Dei wrote:
Whimsy Chris wrote:
anthony Valente wrote:
You may be a Paizo nerd if…
...you miss the good ol' days of Nicholas Logue style violence.
And you mean on the boards not in the adventures.

Show me on this doll where he hurt you, Tarren.


You might be addicted to Paizo boards if you post from your girl's nite out!!!!!!

;)


Solnes wrote:
You might be addicted to Paizo boards if you post from your girl's nite out!!!!!!

Or you just aren't doing it right.


CourtFool wrote:
Solnes wrote:
You might be addicted to Paizo boards if you post from your girl's nite out!!!!!!
Or you just aren't doing it right.

I love girls nite!

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Solnes wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Solnes wrote:
You might be addicted to Paizo boards if you post from your girl's nite out!!!!!!
Or you just aren't doing it right.
I love girls nite!

My wife is on a girls nite right now...they are playing the Wii and listening to various Metal Music....and are in various states of drunkeness.


*sigh* I remember girls nite. Between my husbands travel and other work stuff and bowling it's like pulling teeth trying to get one scheduled these days. :(

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lynora wrote:
*sigh* I remember girls nite. Between my husbands travel and other work stuff and bowling it's like pulling teeth trying to get one scheduled these days. :(

Yeah...she kinda tricks me into letting her have them. She brings up stuff like "Don't you want to go work on DND or be on Paizo?" Then invites her gf's over...rassum frassum. I fail my will save EVERY time...because she only does that when wearing a tight shirt.


Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Solnes wrote:
You might be addicted to Paizo boards if you post from your girl's nite out!!!!!!
Or you just aren't doing it right.
I love girls nite!
My wife is on a girls nite right now...they are playing the Wii and listening to various Metal Music....and are in various states of drunkeness.

I resemble this remark right now!

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Whimsy Chris wrote:
...you miss the good ol' days of Nicholas Logue style violence.

Phh, I consider this to be a rather recent development. The good ol' days were when I tried to be witty against ASEO. He taught me not to mess with Sebastian before I even knew that the destroyer of all things stupid existed.

And so I survived.


No posts for 3 hours? All the gaijin go to bed?


Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Solnes wrote:
You might be addicted to Paizo boards if you post from your girl's nite out!!!!!!
Or you just aren't doing it right.
I love girls nite!
My wife is on a girls nite right now...they are playing the Wii and listening to various Metal Music....and are in various states of drunkeness.
I resemble this remark right now!

If your posting with a hangover!

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Solnes wrote:
If your posting with a hangover!

My god woman don't you sleep? ;)


flash_cxxi wrote:
Solnes wrote:
If your posting with a hangover!
My god woman don't you sleep? ;)

Feel to ucky to sleep...paizo make me feel better! ;)


Solnes wrote:
Feel to ucky to sleep...paizo make me feel better! ;)

Not that is dirty. I like it!

Now tell me...where did Paizo touch you?


CourtFool wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Feel to ucky to sleep...paizo make me feel better! ;)

Not that is dirty. I like it!

Now tell me...where did Paizo touch you?

You are a bad bad puppy!

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CourtFool wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Feel to ucky to sleep...paizo make me feel better! ;)

Not that is dirty. I like it!

Now tell me...where did Paizo touch you?

You forgot the dolly CourtFool...

"Show me on this dolly where the bad Paizo touched you?"


flash_cxxi wrote:
You forgot the dolly CourtFool...

Well…I was willing to 'stand in'.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

CourtFool wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
You forgot the dolly CourtFool...
Well… I was willing to 'stand in'.

8O

I'd say I was speechless with disgust, but it would be a lie...


[removed before Paizo staff discovered]

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CourtFool wrote:
[removed before Paizo staff discovered]

Awww, I missed it :(

Bad PoodleLlama...


CourtFool wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
You forgot the dolly CourtFool...
Well…I was willing to 'stand in'.

Bad puppy! ;) No biscut!

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Somehow I don't think she wanted a biscut.

Scarab Sages

You may be a Paizo nerd if.....

You, um, got a Pathfinder goblin tattooed on you.

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Boerngrim wrote:

You may be a Paizo nerd if.....

You, um, got a Pathfinder goblin tattooed on you.

Only if you got the Legalities tattooed as well!

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Instead of doing the smart thing and go to bed after a 6 hour DND session, you stay up to check the boards.

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Pathfinder Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber
Mac Boyce wrote:
Instead of doing the smart thing and go to bed after a 6 hour DND session, you stay up to check the boards.

Only 6 hours? You wuss! ;)


Your sad when the chat room is frozen and won't open!

:(

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mattdroz wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Instead of doing the smart thing and go to bed after a 6 hour DND session, you stay up to check the boards.
Only 6 hours? You wuss! ;)

RL usually limits me to about three hours a week.


David Fryer wrote:
mattdroz wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Instead of doing the smart thing and go to bed after a 6 hour DND session, you stay up to check the boards.
Only 6 hours? You wuss! ;)
RL usually limits me to about three hours a week.

Three hours a week?! I would go into withdrawls!


Solnes wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
mattdroz wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Instead of doing the smart thing and go to bed after a 6 hour DND session, you stay up to check the boards.
Only 6 hours? You wuss! ;)
RL usually limits me to about three hours a week.
Three hours a week?! I would go into withdrawls!

I was going into withdrawal from just four hours a week. And then people started cancelling. I would never have made it if I hadn't discovered the wonder that is play-by-post. :)

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Well I also do PBP. That helps, kinda like a patch.


lynora wrote:
Solnes wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
mattdroz wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Instead of doing the smart thing and go to bed after a 6 hour DND session, you stay up to check the boards.
Only 6 hours? You wuss! ;)
RL usually limits me to about three hours a week.
Three hours a week?! I would go into withdrawls!
I was going into withdrawal from just four hours a week. And then people started cancelling. I would never have made it if I hadn't discovered the wonder that is play-by-post. :)

I read through one of those last nite...they look like fun.


Solnes wrote:
lynora wrote:


I was going into withdrawal from just four hours a week. And then people started cancelling. I would never have made it if I hadn't discovered the wonder that is play-by-post. :)

I read through one of those last nite...they look like fun.

They are fun...and addictive. Warning: You can't join just one. While you're waiting for someone to post you get impatient and decide that you can get more play in if you join two. And so on, and so on... :)

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Of course then you end up in over your head. Or you start running your own. PBP are the perfect way for rookie DMs to gain experience.


David Fryer wrote:
Of course then you end up in over your head. Or you start running your own. PBP are the perfect way for rookie DMs to gain experience.

Yep. Cause then you can have the panic attack off screen with no players the wiser. :)


lynora wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Of course then you end up in over your head. Or you start running your own. PBP are the perfect way for rookie DMs to gain experience.
Yep. Cause then you can have the panic attack off screen with no players the wiser. :)

I DM'd once...it was not a pretty sight. :(


Solnes wrote:
lynora wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Of course then you end up in over your head. Or you start running your own. PBP are the perfect way for rookie DMs to gain experience.
Yep. Cause then you can have the panic attack off screen with no players the wiser. :)
I DM'd once...it was not a pretty sight. :(

I pretty much had a nervous breakdown about three sessions in. I was doing alright during the games but they would not stay on the rails, and I just couldn't prep enough to deal with that. I've been getting some practice in running a PBP. There have been a few hiccups, but it's definitely helped me relax a bit and see what works and what doesn't. Someday I may even try to run a live game again. :)


lynora wrote:
Solnes wrote:
lynora wrote:


I was going into withdrawal from just four hours a week. And then people started cancelling. I would never have made it if I hadn't discovered the wonder that is play-by-post. :)

I read through one of those last nite...they look like fun.
They are fun...and addictive. Warning: You can't join just one. While you're waiting for someone to post you get impatient and decide that you can get more play in if you join two. And so on, and so on... :)

I think I would like to join one when i get better aquainted with the boards and all.


lynora wrote:
Solnes wrote:
lynora wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Of course then you end up in over your head. Or you start running your own. PBP are the perfect way for rookie DMs to gain experience.
Yep. Cause then you can have the panic attack off screen with no players the wiser. :)
I DM'd once...it was not a pretty sight. :(
I pretty much had a nervous breakdown about three sessions in. I was doing alright during the games but they would not stay on the rails, and I just couldn't prep enough to deal with that. I've been getting some practice in running a PBP. There have been a few hiccups, but it's definitely helped me relax a bit and see what works and what doesn't. Someday I may even try to run a live game again. :)

Mine was just very short on details...I gave up halfway through and let moorluck finish.

....30 min..the extent of my dm'ing career


My beginning GMing was much the same.

I have found over the years that no matter how much you prep and how well you think you know your players, they will go off the reservation.

Learn to improvise. Another thing to keep in mind, players have no idea what is going on in your devious little mind. If one of them gives you a great idea, "I sure hope these are not the king's men testing our loyalty" use it. The player will think they guessed some wild scheme of yours and you get a freebie.


If I had not sworn off D&D, I might consider joining another pbp.


Also, along with players not knowing what you are thinking, they do not know which NPCs are completely fleshed out and which ones are not. Hell, they do not know if any of your NPCs are fleshed out at all. They may be two dimensional cardbard cut outs to you, but your players may see something deeper. I would not suggest making this your mode of operation, merely that you can lean on it from time to time.

The world only exists within the perception of your player's characters. Outside of that can be a black void for all they know.


Solnes wrote:

Mine was just very short on details...I gave up halfway through and let moorluck finish.

....30 min..the extent of my dm'ing career

OKay, you have me beat. :)

The funny thing is that everyone at the table kept telling me that I was doing a great job. All the while going off in any direction but the main story and causing me to have to do a lot of thinking on my feet for a brand new DM. I just couldn't prep enough no matter what I did. And I can't read stat blocks. Physically cannot do it. I had to prepare every critter by going through the stat block line by line using pieces of paper to block every other line from my vision, and rewriting them in a format that didn't cause my eyes to lose focus. (I have dyscalcula, which is like dyslexia but with numbers. And stat blocks are basically big chunks of numbers.) So when they went off the rails not only did all my hours of work go to waste, but I couldn't roll with it very easily.

PBP has helped me learn to lighten up. How does the bad guy do that? I have no idea, now stop asking me silly questions that have no answer because I'm making all this crap up on the fly. ;)


I would urge you to look into rules light systems. Prose Descriptive Qualities (PDQ) from Atomic Sockmonkey Press would alleviate stat blocks for you. Questers of the Middle Realms captures much of the D&D feel with the same (PDQ) system.


CourtFool wrote:
I would urge you to look into rules light systems. Prose Descriptive Qualities (PDQ) from Atomic Sockmonkey Press would alleviate stat blocks for you. Questers of the Middle Realms captures much of the D&D feel with the same (PDQ) system.

Thanks for the recommendation. I'll have to track that down.

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