Forums are Way Too Long!!!

[Mike Welham]

Woodraven wrote:

I was wondering who don't I have as a facebook friend yet?

I haven't friended you yet. Or vice versa.

[taig]

Welcome to the thread, CourtFool!

Today made up for the lack of posts last night, I guess. :)

The surprise guest visit went pretty well, even though I was in "introvert" mode yesterday.

I hope everyone is doing well (or better) today.

[Sharoth]

~holds the rolled up newspaper~ Where is that dratted poodle!

[Stone Cold Poodle]

Sharoth wrote:

~holds the rolled up newspaper~ Where is that dratted poodle!

*pulls out the 12 gauge shotgun*

You say something about a poodle???

[Sharoth]

Stone Cold Poodle wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

~holds the rolled up newspaper~ Where is that dratted poodle!

*pulls out the 12 gauge shotgun*

You say something about a poodle???

~smirks~ Do you think that toy can hurt me, poodle?

[Stone Cold Poodle]

Sharoth wrote:

Stone Cold Poodle wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

~holds the rolled up newspaper~ Where is that dratted poodle!

*pulls out the 12 gauge shotgun*

You say something about a poodle???

~smirks~ Do you think that toy can hurt me, poodle?

*pulls the trigger on the shotgun and "BOOM!", blows a hole in Sharoth's newspaper*

Toy. Newspaper. I'm the poodle with the gun.

[flash_cxxi]

Aberzombie wrote:

Solnes wrote:

While I have yet to tick Sebastian off, he hasn't asked to be anything closer than FB friends. ;)

sniff

But....but...Sebastian's never asked me to be a FB friend!

I feel so un-loved.

sniff

You're not hot and you don't have awesome boobs... just sayin'

plus... whenever I see your Profile pic I always think you're holding a bong :/

[Mairkurion {tm}]

You guys must be up to all kind of hijinks while I'm off being busy.

[taig]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

You guys must be up to all kind of hijinks while I'm off being busy.

Were you the one creating those troll-y threads, mister naughty plant? :)

[flash_cxxi]

Solnes wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

I really DO NOT like the sound of my own voice.

I feel the same way about my voice. :)

Well I like the sound of your voice... (no not you Sharoth)

And I still say I sound like a girl on the phone... :/
hmmm... that lends more weight to Tina's Theory... 8O

[Mike Welham]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

I really DO NOT like the sound of my own voice.

I feel the same way about my voice. :)

Well I like the sound of your voice... (no not you Sharoth)

And I still say I sound like a girl on the phone... :/
hmmm... that lends more wieght to Tina's Theory... 8O

Wait. How do you know what Sharoth sounds like on the phone?

[flash_cxxi]

Ghosting Posting...

[flash_cxxi]

taig wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

I really DO NOT like the sound of my own voice.

I feel the same way about my voice. :)

Well I like the sound of your voice... (no not you Sharoth)

And I still say I sound like a girl on the phone... :/
hmmm... that lends more weight to Tina's Theory... 8O

Wait. How do you know what Sharoth sounds like on the phone?

I don't... hence the 'not you Sharoth' :)

I was referring to Kristin, an angelic voice of which I have heard on many an occasion. :D

[lynora]

I am supposed to be helping the kid with his homework. But I don't wanna...[/whine] On the bright side he's at least curled up with a book reading quietly while I procrastinate. And likely learning more from that then from the stupid homework...

[Sharoth]

~starts to sing and then dozens of cats and dogs attack me~

[Mike Welham]

flash_cxxi wrote:

taig wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

I really DO NOT like the sound of my own voice.

I feel the same way about my voice. :)

Well I like the sound of your voice... (no not you Sharoth)

And I still say I sound like a girl on the phone... :/
hmmm... that lends more weight to Tina's Theory... 8O

Wait. How do you know what Sharoth sounds like on the phone?

I don't... hence the 'not you Sharoth' :)

I was referring to Kristin, an angelic voice of which I have heard on many an occasion. :D

One could infer that you were comparing Sharoth's voice, which you don't like, to Solnes's voice, which you do, I guess. Hence my statement which totally misfired. Yay for written words without context!

[Moorluck]

CourtFool wrote:

lynora wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Humps lynora's naked leg with poodle abandon.

Can somebody get me a bottle of Purell and a hose please?

Hold on. You have two legs. :)

UH-UH, that leg is mine! uh-oh, did I say that out loud? I'm toast. :P

[Kitty!]

Sharoth wrote:

~starts to sing and then dozens of cats and dogs attack me~

HISS! SPIT!

<Scratches through the discordant dragon's hide>

[Stone Cold Poodle]

Sharoth wrote:

~starts to sing and then dozens of cats and dogs attack me~

Does "THE STONE COLD DRY HUMP" on Sharoth's leg.

[flash_cxxi]

taig wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

taig wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

I really DO NOT like the sound of my own voice.

I feel the same way about my voice. :)

Well I like the sound of your voice... (no not you Sharoth)

And I still say I sound like a girl on the phone... :/
hmmm... that lends more weight to Tina's Theory... 8O

Wait. How do you know what Sharoth sounds like on the phone?

I don't... hence the 'not you Sharoth' :)

I was referring to Kristin, an angelic voice of which I have heard on many an occasion. :D

One could infer that you were comparing Sharoth's voice, which you don't like, to Solnes's voice, which you do, I guess. Hence my statement which totally misfired. Yay for written words without context!

Damn you interwebz and your no emotional inflection on word talkings... :/

[Mac Boyce]

I want cheese.....

[Mairkurion {tm}]

taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

You guys must be up to all kind of hijinks while I'm off being busy.

Were you the one creating those troll-y threads, mister naughty plant? :)

No way. I don't think I even posted in them.

[Mike Welham]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

You guys must be up to all kind of hijinks while I'm off being busy.

Were you the one creating those troll-y threads, mister naughty plant? :)

No way. I don't think I even posted in them.

I didn't think you did.

Still, the question remains (or appears, since I didn't really ask it in the first place): What have you been busy with?

[lynora]

Moorluck wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

lynora wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Humps lynora's naked leg with poodle abandon.

Can somebody get me a bottle of Purell and a hose please?

Hold on. You have two legs. :)

UH-UH, that leg is mine! uh-oh, did I say that out loud? I'm toast. :P

lmao. Nice. Way to get yourself into trouble there, hon. :D

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Rewriting chapter 4, demmit!!!! Why won't it be finished?

[Mairkurion {tm}]

taig wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

I really DO NOT like the sound of my own voice.

I feel the same way about my voice. :)

Well I like the sound of your voice... (no not you Sharoth)

And I still say I sound like a girl on the phone... :/
hmmm... that lends more wieght to Tina's Theory... 8O

Wait. How do you know what Sharoth sounds like on the phone?

I always assumed it was the heavy breathing person who hangs up when I demand to know who it is. You all are getting those calls too?

[Moorluck]

Good afternoon/evening/day/WTF ever to everyone.

Rant:

Spoiler:

So not only do I get to go in an hour and a half early this morning, and not get paid for it btw, when I do get back to the office after a very crappy day, I get informed that the owners want to have a 5pm meeting. Never mind that some of us worked all @%$#^##!! day, but MY GORRAM WIFE HAS A FRIKKIN JOB SHE HAS TO GET TO!!! And the topic of this meeting? How we, the techs, are not doing our jobs, and how lousy we are. Yeah thats just WTF I wanna hear after busting my @$@@**! @%# for @%*^#%@ all $%&$&!@ DAY!! This folks is why I keep a picture of my kids in my truck, so I can remember that need to eat.... and the boss wanted to know why I kept looking down at the pic thru the meeting...so I told her it was so I didn't undo the therapy. I thought she was gonna blow a gasket, so I just sat there with my jaw pulsing waiting... I swear to God, I hate my ^&$&^$($&$%!*%*&#@%%*&@%#*&R%!*&#@%$##%$!!!!!!! !!!!!! job...

...ok I feel a little better after that, how about you guys?

[Sharoth]

~sings again, despite the dogs and cats~

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Moorluck wrote:

Good afternoon/evening/day/WTF ever to everyone.

Rant: ** spoiler omitted **
...ok I feel a little better after that, how about you guys?

Freakin' County Court sends me stand-buy duty after I return the summons, claiming my exemption. What the hell? And the people don't answer the phone in normal business hours like normal folks who have jobs...

[Sharoth]

Sorry to hear that Moorluck. ~sighs~ At least I like my job, despite the "issues" I have with it.

[Moorluck]

lynora wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

lynora wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Humps lynora's naked leg with poodle abandon.

Can somebody get me a bottle of Purell and a hose please?

Hold on. You have two legs. :)

UH-UH, that leg is mine! uh-oh, did I say that out loud? I'm toast. :P

lmao. Nice. Way to get yourself into trouble there, hon. :D

Well since I've already dug a little hole I might as well see if I can reach Oz. So I also claim Tiny Tina's left leg, her right arm, your eyes, Solnes boobs, Ambrosia Slaads butt, and any other part of any other Paizo Cutie that I missed. :D

[Moorluck]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Good afternoon/evening/day/WTF ever to everyone.

Rant: ** spoiler omitted **
...ok I feel a little better after that, how about you guys?

Freakin' County Court sends me stand-buy duty after I return the summons, claiming my exemption. What the hell? And the people don't answer the phone in normal business hours like normal folks who have jobs...

Because that would make sense.... and we all know that's just not allowed.

[lynora]

Moorluck wrote:

Good afternoon/evening/day/WTF ever to everyone.

Rant: ** spoiler omitted **
...ok I feel a little better after that, how about you guys?

(hugs)

Sorry that you had such a crappy day. Management can be really really dumb at times. Good job for holding it together.

[Moorluck]

Sharoth wrote:

Sorry to hear that Moorluck. ~sighs~ At least I like my job, despite the "issues" I have with it.

Yeah I used to like my job, I got to help people and find solutions to problems, and kill stuff.....what kind of world do we live in where they take the fun out of killing? :/

[Mairkurion {tm}]

If we just stop expecting sense, how much less frustrated we will be. Oh, look, a hot dog vendor just pushed his cart through my room, wearing a clown suit and singing God Bless America.

[flash_cxxi]

lynora wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Good afternoon/evening/day/WTF ever to everyone.

Rant: ** spoiler omitted **
...ok I feel a little better after that, how about you guys?

(hugs)

Sorry that you had such a crappy day. Management can be really really dumb at times. Good job for holding it together.

Hey... I'm in management! :/

[flash_cxxi]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

If we just stop expecting sense, how much less frustrated we will be. Oh, look, a hot dog vendor just pushed his cart through my room, wearing a clown suit and singing God Bless America.

What, that doesn't happen to you all the time... strange I thought it was normal?

[lynora]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

If we just stop expecting sense, how much less frustrated we will be. Oh, look, a hot dog vendor just pushed his cart through my room, wearing a clown suit and singing God Bless America.

Welcome to crazy. It's nice here. I think you'll enjoy your stay. And it will be a long one. :)

[flash_cxxi]

Oh and since Moorluck mentioned Ambrosia I would just like to congratulate her on being the lucky #300 Friend on FB. As a prize you get... my sparkling wit and repartee on FB and Paizo.
hmmm... wait, can that be considered a proper prize? Maybe for the wooden spooner...

[Mairkurion {tm}]

That guy will probably be the next chair of my department. I should go say hello to him...or offer to play a game of croquet with him, should he ever want to make ice tea in Uzbekistan.

[lynora]

flash_cxxi wrote:

lynora wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Good afternoon/evening/day/WTF ever to everyone.

Rant: ** spoiler omitted **
...ok I feel a little better after that, how about you guys?

(hugs)

Sorry that you had such a crappy day. Management can be really really dumb at times. Good job for holding it together.

Hey... I'm in management! :/

So is my husband. So I hear all kinds of crazy stories about the dumbass things that pass for good policy. And I said can be. Aforementioned statement does not necessarily apply to everyone who works in a management position. :)

[taig]

Moorluck wrote:

Good afternoon/evening/day/WTF ever to everyone.

Rant: ** spoiler omitted **
...ok I feel a little better after that, how about you guys?

Sorry to hear that. I know what you mean about enjoying your job, because I *used* to enjoy my job. Then, the publicly-owned corporation bought our little company, and now everything is about the "bottom line". Anything below a Director is expendable, and if they can get 5 people doing what 12 used to be able to do, all the better.

Oops. Sorry, this was your rant.

[Moorluck]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Oh and since Moorluck mentioned Ambrosia I would just like to congratulate her on being the lucky #300 Friend on FB. As a prize you get... my sparkling wit and repartee on FB and Paizo.

hmmm... wait, can that be considered a proper prize? Maybe for the wooden spooner...

So did I get a prize? Oh no wait. You did. ;P

[taig]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

If we just stop expecting sense, how much less frustrated we will be. Oh, look, a hot dog vendor just pushed his cart through my room, wearing a clown suit and singing God Bless America.

What, that doesn't happen to you all the time... strange I thought it was normal?

No, the clown part is not normal. It's never, ever, ever normal. Ever!

[Mike Welham]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

That guy will probably be the next chair of my department. I should go say hello to him...or offer to play a game of croquet with him, should he ever want to make ice tea in Uzbekistan.

Where do you teach and in what department?

Hey, I need a new stalking victim...

[flash_cxxi]

Moorluck wrote:

lynora wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

lynora wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Humps lynora's naked leg with poodle abandon.

Can somebody get me a bottle of Purell and a hose please?

Hold on. You have two legs. :)

UH-UH, that leg is mine! uh-oh, did I say that out loud? I'm toast. :P

lmao. Nice. Way to get yourself into trouble there, hon. :D

Well since I've already dug a little hole I might as well see if I can reach Oz. So I also claim Tiny Tina's left leg, her right arm, your eyes, Solnes boobs, Ambrosia Slaads butt, and any other part of any other Paizo Cutie that I missed. :D

Wait... let me get this straight... you've got Solnes and you want to hump a leg... 8O

OK all of Lynora I can understand... but just the leg? I'm sure there are much better parts to be humping than just the leg... you're a sick and twisted individual you know that!

[Moorluck]

taig wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Good afternoon/evening/day/WTF ever to everyone.

Rant: ** spoiler omitted **
...ok I feel a little better after that, how about you guys?

Sorry to hear that. I know what you mean about enjoying your job, because I *used* to enjoy my job. Then, the publicly-owned corporation bought our little company, and now everything is about the "bottom line". Anything below a Director is expendable, and if they can get 5 people doing what 12 used to be able to do, all the better.

Oops. Sorry, this was your rant.

Feel free to take over buddy, I'm gonna try to enjoy the rest of my night... sorry things have turned to crap there, I'll let Lynora give the hugs though.... you understand. ;)

[flash_cxxi]

flash_cxxi wrote:

You're a sick and twisted individual you know that!

;)

[Moorluck]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

lynora wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

lynora wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Humps lynora's naked leg with poodle abandon.

Can somebody get me a bottle of Purell and a hose please?

Hold on. You have two legs. :)

UH-UH, that leg is mine! uh-oh, did I say that out loud? I'm toast. :P

lmao. Nice. Way to get yourself into trouble there, hon. :D

Well since I've already dug a little hole I might as well see if I can reach Oz. So I also claim Tiny Tina's left leg, her right arm, your eyes, Solnes boobs, Ambrosia Slaads butt, and any other part of any other Paizo Cutie that I missed. :D

Wait... let me get this straight... you've got Solnes and you want to hump a leg... 8O

OK all of Lynora I can understand... but just the leg? I'm sure there are much better parts to be humping than just the leg... you're a sick and twisted individual you know that!

And you would know. :P

[flash_cxxi]

Moorluck wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Oh and since Moorluck mentioned Ambrosia I would just like to congratulate her on being the lucky #300 Friend on FB. As a prize you get... my sparkling wit and repartee on FB and Paizo.

hmmm... wait, can that be considered a proper prize? Maybe for the wooden spooner...

So did I get a prize? Oh no wait. You did. ;P

Yeah... and what a prize... 8D