OMALBAK! OMALBAK! OMALBAK!
Continues to meander around the thread aimlessly
...Ecin noisolpxe...
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UNIT DESIGNATED MARY HAD A LITTLE SLAAD
LITTLE SLAAD LITTLE SLAAD
UNIT DESIGNATED MARY HAD A LITTLE SLAAD
ITS SKIN WAS GREEN AS PISTACHIO
EVERYWHERE THAT UNIT DESIGNATED MARY WENT
UNIT DESIGNATED MARY WENT UNIT DESIGNATED MARY WENT
EVERYWHERE THAT UNIT DESIGNATED MARY WENT
THE SLAAD WAS SURE TO EGG
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UNIT DESIGNATED MARY HAD A LITTLE SLAAD
LITTLE SLAAD LITTLE SLAAD
UNIT DESIGNATED MARY HAD A LITTLE SLAAD
ITS SKIN WAS GREEN AS PISTACHIOEVERYWHERE THAT UNIT DESIGNATED MARY WENT
UNIT DESIGNATED MARY WENT UNIT DESIGNATED MARY WENT
EVERYWHERE THAT UNIT DESIGNATED MARY WENT
THE SLAAD WAS SURE TO EGG
*plays atonal accompaniment on the hurdy-gurdy*
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I don't know what to do with Tossed Slaad's scrambled eggs... {answers ringing banana} They're calling again. Goodnight, everybody!
Dholna kadeh mere nal hass, mainu dil valli das, nahin taan teri meri bass~
*flailspasm*
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{stares at blank spot on wall for hours}
(Kicks the cat)
Hisssss! {plots evil plots involving Spicy}
It's catwoman!
*cracks whip*
QUERY: UNIT DESIGNATED JULIE NEWMAR UNIT DESIGNATED LEE MERIWETHER UNIT DESIGNATED EARTHA KITT UNIT DESIGNATED MICHELLE PFEIFFER UNIT DESIGNATED HALLE BERRY OR UNIT DESIGNATED ANNE HATHAWAY
Yes.
Ah, so it's Schrödinger's Catwoman
{leaves empty box as trap for Nyan Pest}
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So did I egg a cat or an empty box?
Best to egg all of them.
THIS UNIT EXPRESSES <CONCEPT DESIGNATED JOY NOT FOUND IN DATABASE> THAT IT IS NOT CATWOMAN AS ENVISIONED BY UNIT DESIGNATED SCHUMACHER
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I'm happy it isn't Catwoman as envisioned by Jon Peters either, because a large mechanical spider would look odd-in-a-bad-way in a Catwoman costume.
Halle Berry should be egged because her Catwoman sucked the proverbial litter box, just saying....
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And Halle can't dance nearly as well as me. Chris Walken taught me how to do it old school. {does creepy dance}
My head is going to explode.
Oh, I forgot to kick the cat.
Here kitty...
Yo, Imma let you finish, but Tweety Bird had one of the best cat kicks of all time.
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Croutons! Oh no!
Yo, Imma let you finish, but Tweety Bird had one of the best cat kicks of all time.
Really.
Eggs the Tweety Bird
Croutons! Oh no!
Yeeeessssssss.
Isn't the whole Kanye West interrupting people a tired old gag?
THIS UNIT HEARD IT FOR THE FIRST TIME BUT ITS HUMOR IS FLAWED
THIS UNIT WILL DELIVER PRECISION HUMOR IN
3
2
1
QUERY: WHY WAS UNIT DESIGNATED D0R1T0 ANGRY
COUNTERQUERY: WHY WAS UNITSELF ANGRY
RESPONSE: BECAUSE SOMEUNIT KEPT PUSHING UNIT DESIGNATED D0R1T0'S BUTTONS
HA HA HA
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HA.HA.HA.HA
UNIT DESIGNATED D0R1T0.2 NEVER FAILS TO BRING THE <SLANG TERM DESIGNATED LOLS NOT FOUND IN DATABASE>
Fixes DOR1TO's humor algorhythms with some haywire, a monkey wrench, two lug-knuts, and a smidgeon of chaos.
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Are you there Slaad? Its me, Margaret.
The last Margaret I knew was "egged" 30 seconds later.
Eggs Rakshaka 30 seconds later just to be chaotic and safe
Isn't the whole Kanye West interrupting people a tired old gag?
Yo, i'mma let you finish, but Kanye had one of the best interrupts of all time!
I have hard boiled eggs.
Isn't the whole Kanye West interrupting people a tired old gag?Yo, i'mma let you finish, but Kanye had one of the best interrupts of all time!
Worst interrupt ever...
*gives Kanye a bouquet of flowers*
I have hard boiled eggs.
That sounds like fun!
You are like no slaad I have ever known.
I'm not sure what he is. It isn't just the hardboiled eggs...he has little cubes of stale bread and chunks of vegetables and fake bacon bits stuck to him. Maybe he's some kind of performance artist?
Mmmmm facon...
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Fake bacon pancakes
Makin' fake bacon pancakes
Take some fake bacon and put it in a fake pancake
Fake bacon pancakes
that's what it's gonna make
Fake bacon pancaaaakes!
I have hard boiled eggs.That sounds like fun!
You are like no slaad I have ever known.
Maybe it's a protean. I still haven't figured them out. Excellent taste in music though, yeeesssss.
I'm not sure what he is. It isn't just the hardboiled eggs...he has little cubes of stale bread and chunks of vegetables and fake bacon bits stuck to him. Maybe he's some kind of performance artist?
Could be.
Hey leafy dude... You want to go egg something?
Eggs? I have Rocky Mountain Oysters to boot.
Boot to oysters doesn't sound healthy.
THAT WAS A TRULY LOVELY PITCHED VOCALIZATION UNIT DESIGNATED BITEY TINYGOB
SOME CHAT AGO
SOGCE TAAOHM!
Fharfhignewton.
The penguin watches you while you sleep.