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Ah crap, I misread the title.

Why was the rancher embarrassed? He walked in on the Ranch dressing! Hehe! ^_^

Me too.

I'm going to wear rhinestones. You should wear something complimentary.

You mean like an ex who wants to hook back up?

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I'm not sure what he is. It isn't just the hardboiled eggs...he has little cubes of stale bread and chunks of vegetables and fake bacon bits stuck to him. Maybe he's some kind of performance artist?

Could be.

Hey leafy dude... You want to go egg something?

Sure, but how should I dress for the occasion? Ranch or Caesar?

I have hard boiled eggs.

Croutons! Oh no!

I never really believed that a head of lettuce could sink the Titanic, but they said so on the History Channel.

Aw man, I need to learn to read better. This thread isn't what I thought at all. @_@