[REFERENCE FOR PLURAL FORM OF MOOSE NOT FOUND] ARE MAJESTIC CREATURES
Throws the lever and watches GN fly off the thread
...Next!?
*manifests levitate and lounges on a protean sporecloud with a gin-n-catgut*
Show off!
twitches
The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.Jaw drops to the floor and it blue tongue rolls out
Too much consistency is too much consistency and that is the corner of law. Sir or madam, whichever you are at this time, you shall be egged.
Eggs Macaroni Slaad then eggs himself
Sometimes the best way to be chaotic is to be lawful when people least expect it.-Quoted for truth.
Studebaker.
Didn't I say that?
MEMORY BANKS INDICATE THAT UNIT DESIGNATED TOSSED SLAAD DID SAY QUOTE THAT UNQUOTE IN THE PAST
I hear we have law on the thread again. Prepare to be detected, judged, stern gazed, baned, then stern gazed again.
And then I might even use my class features on you!
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UNIT DESIGNATED LORD INQUISITOR SHRIMP SLAAD ONLY HAS CLASS LEVELS IN WARRIOR
HA.HA.HA.HA
The white fox moves orbitly in the night.
Hmmm, I understand you correctly, the proper sentence order should read the white knight arbitrarily moves in the fauxes mode.
Nah. The ornery Fawkes moves White in the Knight.
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NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN NEVER REACHING THE END
LETTERS THIS UNIT HAS WRITTEN NEVER MEANING TO SEND
BEAUTY THIS UNIT HAD ALWAYS MISSED WITH EYES BELONGING TO UNITSELF BEFORE
JUST WHAT THE TRUTH IS THIS UNIT CANNOT STATE ANYMORE
*tentaclewaggles*
I am being looking at myself, reflections on my mind.
It is being the kind of thing to leaving myself behind.
And so, the gently the swaying in the faerieland of love.
Please to be coming with me and seeing the beauty of...
CHAOS DIMENSIONAL AFTERNOON~
*pirouette-eggings and nymph-and-succubi dance-off in wet saris*
Ho, ho, ho, Merry RandomDay! Kumquats and Duplo bricks and molten croc shoes for everyone!
*eats shoelaces*
I hear the aglets taste like Rich Hall.
NEOLOGISMS TASTE LIKE MUSTGO
Finds a corner, curls into a ball, and goes to sleep. Dreams of a better plane of chaos
I am going to research a way to be chaotic on both alignment axes.
AGLETS!!!!!!!!!
IF UNIT DESIGNATED SHRIMP SLAAD WERE TO USE TWO AXE PRODUCTS THAT WOULD BE CHAOTIC
*axes Shrimp Slaad*
*eats just one Lay's*
*eggs tossed slaad's axe*
walks through the thread wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat.
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Potato Slaad, I wish I knew how to quit you.
One lone star egging coming up
eggs Potato Slaad
Welcome front. Sorry was that welcome back or welcome sideways.
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Aw man, I need to learn to read better. This thread isn't what I thought at all. @_@
*drizzles rage dressing on the salad next door*
I'm not wearing any shoes!!
GET THE LITTLE ONE!!!!
Sticks his foot out, trips Lem, and watches him roll into a golden-haired ball until he crashes in an armoire
Tripping Lem = DC Success 25: Spicy Nacho Slaad; Acrobatic Skill = 1d20+15+11 chaos bonus for being chaotic on dice
That was fun.
*opens armoire*
*retrieves fresh coat*
*sticks Lem in coat*
*puts coat back on hanger upside-down*
*returns coat to armoire*
*closes armoire*
*goes back downstairs*
*pushes armoire down a flight of stairs*
*rides armoire while it travels down the stairs*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
I never really believed that a head of lettuce could sink the Titanic, but they said so on the History Channel.
*grabs onto Macaroni as the armoire passes him on the stairs, gets pulled along for the ride*
On Crasher! On Smasher! On Basher and Bricksin!
On Bombit! On Crankit! On Robber and Splitzin!
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Methinks the tortilla chip based robotic unit has developed a stutter.
Give it a good kick, yeeessssss.
:::Licks DOR1TO and gets the shock of his life:::
Wow.
This is the best thread ever.
Imma let you finish, but Coats and Clark made some of the best threads of all time!
Hi, welcome to the thread. Have a parting gift.
*eggs Kanye*
*puts him in a box*
*attaches explosives to box*
*blows box up*
Yo, imma let you finish, but Bugs Bunny had one of the best exploding box scenes of all time!
*KABLAMO!*
Hi, welcome to the thread. Have a parting gift.
*eggs Kanye*
*puts him in a box*
*attaches explosives to box*
*blows box up*
BOYSENBERRY JELLO
{sings (badly)} "But what can a poor toad do
Except to act chaotic and odd
Cause on a sleepy messageboard
There's just no place for a street fighting slaad."