*puts on inquisitor head* Let's do this!
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I charge trolls with flaming attacks.
Aaahhhhh Quick, he's in pain! *whacks Spicy with a spiked club*
BHAAAQ'
I see everything is perfectly normal here. Somebody fix that.
Here are your new papers fill them out accordingly to join service for Odraude. *hands Ambrosia Slaad a sheet of paper with squiggly lines on it* I'll make sure Zgotar is informed that you're moving out.
wait, nevermind, that's not my gibbering mouther, that's yesterday's lunch. Thanks for everyone's participation though!
My gibbering mouther starved to death.
Lord Inquisitor, your gibbering mouther has eaten its leash again, yeeesssss. Finally, i already thought he was going to starve.
Hey I do the inquisitive looks around here! Oh no wait, I do the lord-inquisitive looks. looks at spicy nacho slaad lord-inquisitively
I thought you were on vacation in Elysium.
Fallacious Asinine Trick Argumentation Laws?
Yes, I'm Lord Inquisitor, Spicy over there is Head Manager of the Dragging-exotically-colored-Creatures-Department, and Potato is a freelance Jobstealer.
Thanks. That seems kind of loosely defined anyway. At least if i were a rule designer i wouldn't have let it stand that way, it should have stated somewhere explicitly when you can't react in my opinion. Anyway now i see the problem with the whole issue. But I will say that at least invisible creatures of who'm the target is not aware will also deny the uncanny dodger's DEX, if visible ones do.
I hear we have law on the thread again. Prepare to be detected, judged, stern gazed, baned, then stern gazed again. And then I might even use my class features on you!
With your Brawndo and my Braindough we would make an unstoppable team.
Will you see the error of your ways and repent?
No one expects to be expected by the Slaadi Inquisition.
You called? No, but I did expect you. June Cleaver will be inquisited as well. Also egged. I'm not sure if we can egg the Doritos. But Dorito Egg Slaads are worth a try.
Well, we can't be sure. I propose we inquisitate both of them!
Wait don't take him to the upper planes yet! I want to test my cool new Bane class feature on him. His punishment must be more severe!
Good, now what is the jury's verdict? Wait I'm the jury. I find the defendant guilty of all charges! How do you plead, High Pontiff of Canon? and hurry, I'm getting tired of judging and jurying, I want to get to the executioning.
We do now! Time to make people repent for making too much sense! |