Tell it it needs to be more like a writing desk, yeeesssss.We have a pair of ravens who some back every year to nest in one of the oak trees to the southwest of our house. They love to sit on the roof and taunt the cats. Given that a sudden, increased resemblance to the appearance and/or behavior of a writing-desk would in all likelihood deprive the raven's mate and chicks of food and parenting, I can't really encourage the phenomenon. Although I imagine that the result would be gleeful yowls of feline laughter.
Perhaps you should ask it that question in Chinese while holding a squeegee.
I took two years of Squeegeean in high school, but all I can remember now are just a few of the cuss words.
That's all that ever sticks.
That and directions to the nearest restroom.
Four phrases you need to know in any language: 1. Hi, my name is... 2. I do not speak your language. 3. Where is the toilet? 4. Where is the nearest establishment that serves alcohol?
You forgot the most important one: Hello good sir, may I "egg" you?
{ponders upon why the Poodle Lords are like the Graul family}
I'll give you a hint. It has something to do with incestuous necrophilia.
Yap!
Loving vampires, who would've guess.
The similarity between a raven and a writing desk is mostly its behavior and positioning. Not so much the appearance.
What, writing desks quork at you and tease your cats? I did not know that, dude!
The similarity between a raven and a writing desk is mostly its behavior and positioning. Not so much the appearance.What, writing desks quork at you and tease your cats? I did not know that, dude!
M'aiq is right (write?); that's why I had to get to rid of my writing desk. It kept squawking at me all hours and crapping on my car.
We love ravens! They are loud, and obnoxious, and make great snacks!!
Seriously, if you ever get the chance, have a raven make a snack for you. It's the best!!!
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*Sighs happily* This is the best thread ever.
{ponders upon how a raven is like a Sous-Chef}
{ponders upon how a raven is like a Sous-Chef}
They both squawk loudly when you pluck them?
Wrong! *pours canola oil on Mater Slaad*
*Adds sliced radishes*
It has been a while. I would like to say the following:
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AHHHHHHH! Binary, the language of Law. Kill it! Kill it!
THE LANGUAGE UNIT DESIGNATED MAC4RONI SLAAD USED TO EXPRESS UNIT'S DISPLEASURE USES
RULES
LAWS
CODE
AS WELL
ACCORDING TO THIS UNIT'S CALCULATIONS IT IS MORE ORGANIZED THAN DATA PROVIDED BY UNIT DESIGNATED 5HRIMP SL44D
Shrimp slaad is a phoney.
PHfaG6Mn$@QZruHG7!
AND HOW.
{sekritly replaces Sparkle Motion with Folgers Crystals}
*runs screaming through thread shouting the end is neigh*
NEIGH I SAY!
Lately, I've been doubting my commitment to marsupial motion.
BHAAAQ'
Ayem-Bhakk!
Bhakk! Bhakk, I say! *Brandishes flaming Symbol of Chaos*
Dances, flutters, and wiggles arond the flaming symbol
"She's got it! Yea baby she's got it."
Woo-hoo! *Prances joyously*
*puts the lotion on its skin*
Does that stuff burn or freeze solid?
*gets the hose again*
But it's the pelvic thrust.
They really drive you insane.
*tiptoes through tulips*
*piddles on the tulips*
*and Macaroni Slaad's feet*
*wiggles nose adorably*
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*piddles on the tulips*
*and Macaroni Slaad's feet*
*wiggles nose adorably*
A BUNNY RABBIT!!
*picks up rabbit*
I will hold him and squeeze him and call him George.
*squeezes tightly until there is a popping noise*
Ahhh, why do all the bunnies do that?
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*squeezes tightly until there is a popping noise*
Ahhh, why do all the bunnies do that?
{dons } Bunnies are made of bubble wrap.
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{dons } Bunnies are made of bubble wrap.*squeezes tightly until there is a popping noise*
Ahhh, why do all the bunnies do that?
That explains what happens when my cat goes out at night.
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But, Kitty-Mama is the cat...
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Very true! Darned bunnies.... *Cuddles slaadlings*
*purr*
Aaahhhhh, a loving slaad is a slaadly love.
*wipes vinigar tears from his eyes*
Aaahhhhh
Quick, he's in pain! *whacks Spicy with a spiked club*
*drinks rusty nails*
*whacks Lord Inquisitor Shrimp Slaad with a slightly larger squirrel*
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That'll show her, Tanya Harding!
That'll show her, Tanya Harding!
I so very much want this to be a new TV show from the makers of Jackass.
So, would some kind of extraplanar critter that loves to clean apartments (especially bathrooms) be chaotic enough for this thread? If so, where can I get one?
My apartment is a shambles and I hate cleaning.
That probably has something to do with why my apartment is a shambles.
There's some fey who are into that kind of thing. Some of them are flimsy but there's some nicely chaotic eldritchness among them too.