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*climb aboard Macaroni Slaad*
*start singing "I'm on a Boat"
Dawwwww sho coot.
...
*goes to check to make sure Condom supply is up to date*
I WANNA BE THE BOAT!!!!
Toot Toot!
*Waves paw in front of nose*
Rolls into three bumpers and score 10,00 points and two bonus lives
Yowzah!
Wow, it's gotten quiet around here.
One week.
It's the holiday, yeeesssss. People have families to egg.
It's the holiday, yeeesssss. People have families to egg.
Mine will end up getting hairballs as usual.
I give my family and friends cheesy bean burritos.
Sings
The Slaad Boat
The horn's sections kicks in
Soon we'll be sinking another run
more horns and trumpets
What's a stubing?
Sings
The Slaad Boat
The horn's sections kicks in
Soon we'll be sinking another run
more horns and trumpets
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
<walks into the thread, sees the read is now a cruise ship and runs off in a cloud of feathers>
Has Chicken Slaad ever made it completely across the road thread?
The answer after these messages.
*Wraps tinfoil around head, leaving slits for kitty-ears to stick out*
*Wraps tinfoil around head, leaving slits for kitty-ears to stick out*That is a surprising feat, if you're not going hyper crazy from all the crinkling noise tinfoil produces.
Beats having those messages beamed into your brain.
Eggs Tin Foil Yamakah
Put on a Slaad costume!
Well, yes.
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Just a costume?Eggs Tin Foil Yamakah
Put on a Slaad costume!
{drapes Lady Gaga on shoulders like a cloak} Hmmm, I think I'm doing this wrong.
Nnnnooooo.
*Covers self in tin foil and hands out bubble wrap and bedazzler for everyone to play with*Eggs Tin Foil Yamakah
Put on a Slaad costume!
{twists Bjork into a nice origami swan dress for cruise director Julie}
*Covers self in tin foil and hands out bubble wrap and bedazzler for everyone to play with*Eggs Tin Foil Yamakah
Put on a Slaad costume!
Goes cross-eyed
Ooooooooo, pretty snappy and poppy toy thingies.
*Covers self in tin foil and hands out [/s]bubble wrapI love you.and bedazzler for everyone to play with*
That reminds me... {gates gift-wrapped present into Celestial McMansion}
OOhhh... *Pop, pop, popopopopopopopop*
What is that sound? Is somebody popping muffins?
I'm popping puffins.
Sounds like bubble wrap to me and that sounds like chaos.
runs arounds in a circle
I'm popping puffins.
Wait, you told me you were going to mop those puffins. I needed those for my show and tell project.
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Mop the puffins?...yeah, that makes a lot more sense than what I'm doing.
*hides "popped" puffins*
*goes off to get mop*
Don't throw those away. I could use them.
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I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD!!!
What?
*flock about, landing on sticks through head*
Mmm...comfy.
What, popping puffins? I thought we were puffing Poppins,... or was that huffing hobbits?
As long as it isn't more Mr. Poppers Pooping Penguins; it takes forever to get that piscene poopy smell out of the plush pile carpet.
*looks up from the hobbit he is huffing*
What?
That's still not nearly as unhealthy as eating from the Hobbit menu at Denny's.
{huffs Denny Crane} Damn, that's some strong shit.
DENNY CRANE!!!!!