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Hey, thanks for the fried egg biscuits! WSell, they aren't fried yet, but we're about to! You guys got a pan?Wait, what are you doing plane-hopping way over here?! For the Honor of the Poodle Lords, YIP! YAP! RAWR!
{violently nibbles the giant Greyish-Greenish Slaad} WhOaAaAa! I fOrGoT yOu WeRe HaLlUcInAgEnIc...
Gerrout! This is our thread, and we have several highly deadly slaadi here to expulse you if you're not gone in 0.0000000000015 seconds.
Oh! Time's up. Mmmm...Whacks the poodle over the head, then implants an egg
More rain! There go my plans for the Jones family reunion.
Whacks the poodle over the head, then implants an egg
I really hope that I'm just hallucinating this... {pokes distended belly} How am I gonna explain to my folks that their boy is gonna be a mom?!
You didn't even buy me dinner first!!!
*Why am I suddenly hungry for pickles and peanut butter?!*
More rain! There go my plans for the Jones family reunion.
Poor Potato Slaad! Don't you ever get invited to indoor events?!
It is party time mi amigos! Who wants to play pin the egg on the prisoner?
holds up poodle
Lemme go ya big frog!
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Hey, thanks for the fried egg biscuits! WSell, they aren't fried yet, but we're about to! You guys got a pan?You fool! Have you no respect for the continuation of our kind? Traitor!
[slaad]** spoiler omitted **[/slaad]
What in the Hells? I distinctly remember getting the wrong alias, then fixing it to myself. What is going on?
Lemme go ya big frog!
Dangles poolde lord from a tentacle over one of it's gaping maws
you want me to let you go? No problemo.
Shees. Dread isn't just a monniker for you is it. Blargh
More rain! There go my plans for the Jones family reunion.Poor Potato Slaad! Don't you ever get invited to indoor events?!
Yeah, but I prefer outdoor events. I think I taste better when I've had time to sit out in the sun.
What in the Hells? I distinctly remember getting the wrong alias, then fixing it to myself. What is going on?Hey, thanks for the fried egg biscuits! WSell, they aren't fried yet, but we're about to! You guys got a pan?You fool! Have you no respect for the continuation of our kind? Traitor!
[slaad]** spoiler omitted **[/slaad]
Muahahaha! The Messageboard Bug is on ou--the poodles' side, it seems!
In answer to your question...those eggs taste really good. Have you tried them?
Boil funky car egg piano.
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What in the Hells? I distinctly remember getting the wrong alias, then fixing it to myself. What is going on?Hey, thanks for the fried egg biscuits! WSell, they aren't fried yet, but we're about to! You guys got a pan?You fool! Have you no respect for the continuation of our kind? Traitor!
[slaad]** spoiler omitted **[/slaad]Muahahaha! The Messageboard Bug is on ou--the poodles' side, it seems!
In answer to your question...those eggs taste really good. Have you tried them?
Bad poodle-sympathiser.
Bad poodle-sympathiser.What in the Hells? I distinctly remember getting the wrong alias, then fixing it to myself. What is going on?Hey, thanks for the fried egg biscuits! WSell, they aren't fried yet, but we're about to! You guys got a pan?You fool! Have you no respect for the continuation of our kind? Traitor!
[slaad]** spoiler omitted **[/slaad]Muahahaha! The Messageboard Bug is on ou--the poodles' side, it seems!
In answer to your question...those eggs taste really good. Have you tried them?
*Munch*
Fine, more for me!
Ew, don't put your mouth on Fruit Slaad. I know where it's been.
Hat elevated carpet beer steaksauce.
Ew, don't put your mouth on Fruit Slaad. I know where it's been.
Ohhh, you mean your own bum...sorry.
Ohhh, you mean your own bum...sorry.
Wha?
Is it safe to come back he ... ACK! POODLES IN THE MAELSTROM!!!!!
<runs back to a dark corner and hides>
Ew, don't put your mouth on Fruit Slaad. I know where it's been.
Hey, didn't the poodles bury you alive? {poke poke} *he is alive right, even with all the mushrooms growing on him?* Thank goodness you dug yourself out before you completely polymorphed into truffles.
I prefer outdoor events. I think I taste better when I've had time to sit out in the sun.
Ahhh, then when they get sick, you show up as Dr. Slaadi Welbey, and hand out slaad eggs: "Take two of these and call me in the mourning." Ingenious!
Ugh... poodle is so hard to get out of the carpet.
Disintegrate!
That's right, Dude, they peed on your f**king rug. {looks down at scorched floorcovering} That rug really tied the room together.
I just found out that some anarco-sydicalist commune named Wonka's Of The Candystore owns us all! We're not OGL! {falls into a funk}
That's right, Dude, they peed on your f**king rug. {looks down at scorched floorcovering} That rug really tied the room together.
Yeah well, the Slaad abides.
That's right, Dude, they peed on your f**king rug. {looks down at scorched floorcovering} That rug really tied the room together.Yeah well, the Slaad abides.
Does that make the Poodles all Donnys? Or the Nihlists?
Does that make the Poodles all Donnys? Or the Nihlists?That's right, Dude, they peed on your f**king rug. {looks down at scorched floorcovering} That rug really tied the room together.Yeah well, the Slaad abides.
Hmmm ... I'm liking the idea of Donnys ... "Shut the f#$k up, Poodle" ...
Besides the Poodles don't strike me as nihlists. They have too much fun with those squeaky toys.
I just found out that some anarco-sydicalist commune named Wonka's Of The Candystore owns us all! We're not OGL! {falls into a funk}
Wait, you mean we're ... possessed!?!?!! AAHHHHHHHH!!!
<runs off looking for an exorcist>
Ew, don't put your mouth on Fruit Slaad. I know where it's been.Hey, didn't the poodles bury you alive? {poke poke} *he is alive right, even with all the mushrooms growing on him?* Thank goodness you dug yourself out before you completely polymorphed into truffles.
I'm so chaotic, I can be at two places at once. I'm just that good.
I tried being in two places at once, but then I got in trouble when I called each girl by the others name....
I'm so chaotic, I can be at two places at once. I'm just that good.
Shhhhh, not so loud. I'm sure you meant to say "I'm just that neutral." You don't want to run afoul of the Slaadish Inquisition.
{watches door expectantly, waiting for someone to burst in}
I tried being in two places at once, but then I got in trouble when I called each girl by the others name....
Yeah, Fattoush Slaad and Karedok Slaad are still pretty steamed about that, although now spicy Urnebes Slaad has been asking around about you (I hear she's into bad boys).
I'm so chaotic, I can be at two places at once. I'm just that good.Shhhhh, not so loud. I'm sure you meant to say "I'm just that neutral." You don't want to run afoul of the Slaadish Inquisition.
{watches door expectantly, waiting for someone to burst in}
Well, I'm Chaotic Good with neutral tendencies. Does that coutn?
Anyways, I'd hardly expect the Slaadish Inquisition to show up here.
Well, I'm Chaotic Good with neutral tendencies. Does that count? Anyways, I'd hardly expect the Slaadish Inquisition to show up here.
You're really tempting fate. They'll stuff you into the Confit Chair and leave you to stew.
All who claim to have any tendency for good please walk with me and lay down on this nice rack....er bed
<Drops from 1000 feet above>
Thanks, Kobold Cleaver! <plop>
I'm good--at stabbing things.
(Edit: Hmm, even aliases have the shiny box around them. Neat!)
Oh, you're all so juvenile. Everyone knows a good Slaad is incomplete unless it comes with a dinner roll.
Oh, you're all so juvenile. Everyone knows a good Slaad is incomplete unless it comes with a dinner roll.
I am incomplete without several sopapillas! Yo me gusta sopapillas!
.....although now spicy Urnebes Slaad has been asking around about you (I hear she's into bad boys).
Hey, hey! That sounds pretty cool! Maybe she'd like to go to a picnic with me?
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.....although now spicy Urnebes Slaad has been asking around about you (I hear she's into bad boys).Hey, hey! That sounds pretty cool! Maybe she'd like to go to a picnic with me?
Sounds kinda tame to me... you should ask her if she'd like to go to a slaad bar. It's not exactly helping your "tough guy" image if you ask her to a picnic.
Sounds kinda tame to me... you should ask her if she'd like to go to a slaad bar. It's not exactly helping your "tough guy" image if you ask her to a picnic......although now spicy Urnebes Slaad has been asking around about you (I hear she's into bad boys).Hey, hey! That sounds pretty cool! Maybe she'd like to go to a picnic with me?
If you stab her with a celery stick during the date, then she'll know you're tough. At least that works with the lady dretchings.
If you stab her with a celery stick during the date, then she'll know you're tough. At least that works with the lady dretchings.Sounds kinda tame to me... you should ask her if she'd like to go to a slaad bar. It's not exactly helping your "tough guy" image if you ask her to a picnic......although now spicy Urnebes Slaad has been asking around about you (I hear she's into bad boys).Hey, hey! That sounds pretty cool! Maybe she'd like to go to a picnic with me?
You're sucha fat little freak.
You're sucha fat little freak.
I lubs you too, baby!
If you stab her with a celery stick during the date, then she'll know you're tough. At least that works with the lady dretchings.Sounds kinda tame to me... you should ask her if she'd like to go to a slaad bar. It's not exactly helping your "tough guy" image if you ask her to a picnic......although now spicy Urnebes Slaad has been asking around about you (I hear she's into bad boys).Hey, hey! That sounds pretty cool! Maybe she'd like to go to a picnic with me?
You can always give her dinner rolls at the picnic. Dinner rolls go great with everything.
You can always give her dinner rolls at the picnic. Dinner rolls go great with everything.If you stab her with a celery stick during the date, then she'll know you're tough. At least that works with the lady dretchings.Sounds kinda tame to me... you should ask her if she'd like to go to a slaad bar. It's not exactly helping your "tough guy" image if you ask her to a picnic......although now spicy Urnebes Slaad has been asking around about you (I hear she's into bad boys).Hey, hey! That sounds pretty cool! Maybe she'd like to go to a picnic with me?
And butter. You need butter to go with the rolls.
Sounds kinda tame to me... you should ask her if she'd like to go to a slaad bar. It's not exactly helping your "tough guy" image if you ask her to a picnic......although now spicy Urnebes Slaad has been asking around about you (I hear she's into bad boys).Hey, hey! That sounds pretty cool! Maybe she'd like to go to a picnic with me?
That's because you've never been to one of MY picnics.
Sounds kinda tame to me... you should ask her if she'd like to go to a slaad bar. It's not exactly helping your "tough guy" image if you ask her to a picnic.
Nah, I tried, but she's not interested in me. Something about how I spend to much time as Ambrosia Slaad. Sigh, so much for ladies wanting a modern slaad not afraid to get to get in touch with his "sensitive side." You know life'd be a lot easier if I hadn't been hosted as a laarva in that d*mn waitress in Waterdeep (LINK SPOILER: Ctrl+F for Edwin's fate.)
Anyway, I'm sure he'll pick out a nice spot on a hill under a blood-red sky, sweet brimstone breezes, and a great view of the Blood War.
If you stab her with a celery stick during the date, then she'll know you're tough. At least that works with the lady dretchings.
Don't be so modest... I've seen you dual-wielding celeries and going all John Woo on a gang of Manes.
Although I'm always puzzled where all the doves come from.
If you stab her with a celery stick during the date, then she'll know you're tough. At least that works with the lady dretchings.Don't be so modest... I've seen you dual-wielding celeries and going all John Woo on a gang of Manes.
Although I'm always puzzled where all the doves come from.
Aw shucks! You're making me turn green...