A dear friend of mine loves old French guys…biting them at least. While I do not normally condone violence, I thought I would make an exception. So lets have some old French Guys post so Clinically Depressed Poodle can have someone to bite.
Yap!
Riiiiight... So, let's see...
I have the French template and i am 44.
Do i qualify for that ?
Can you do the Gerard Depardieu laugh?
Can you do the Gerard Depardieu laugh?
No.
I must say i am not a big fan of him.
Is this against us grognards?
I think you're confusing them with frognards. ;D
That crazy poodle is here? Keep him away from me.
Do i qualify for that ?
Yes.
By the way, any chance I could buy some French euro 1¢ coins off you?
You could if i had some.
But living in US, all i can exchange is dollars, although i must have a few euros somewhere.
I used all mine in the pizza vending machine.
I think you're confusing them with frognards. ;D
LOL. Sounds like a fun name for a band.
Mon dieu! Zhis ees un outrage! Zhe poodle ees zhe Fronchman's best friend!
That crazy poodle is here? Keep him away from me.
Why is this cheese eating surrender monkey disguised as me?
I demand satisfaction!!!!!
I hear Seoni is handing out satisfaction in the General discussion board. You should try there.
*Runs into the thread and starts biting french people*
Grrrrrr......
I hear Seoni is handing out satisfaction in the General discussion board. You should try there.
Meh. Already hit that.
I hear Seoni is handing out satisfaction in the General discussion board. You should try there.Meh. Already hit that.
And the number to describe your place in that line was longer than the serial number on my stereo...
And the number to describe your place in that line was longer than the serial number on my stereo...
No kidding. Almost made me wish I had not wasted my FastPass™ on your mom.
And the number to describe your place in that line was longer than the serial number on my stereo...No kidding. Almost made me wish I had not wasted my FastPass™ on your mom.
You're a sick man. Making my mom laugh like that when you dropped your pants. Have you no shame?
*Runs into the thread and starts biting french people*
Grrrrrr......
Ouch !
What the...
*Attacks french people with a fury which burns hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell*
*Attacks french people with a fury which burns hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell*
Speaking of which...where is Sebastian?
Why attack the French, CDP?
Why attack the French, CDP?
Because they're there? C'mon, it's the FRENCH. It isn't like attacking REAL people!
"Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your tuba."
Heard on a radio commercial.
Why attack the French, CDP?
"Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your tuba."
Heard on a radio commercial.
Why attack the French, CDP?
Their surrender is guaranteed?
The question that should be asked is: "Why would someone NOT attack the french?"
That's a much shorter list.
The question that should be asked is: "Why would someone NOT attack the french?"
That's a much shorter list.
1. Bullets are expensive in the current economy.
2. ...
Afghanistan is lost. France just rejoined N.A.T.O. as a full member.
How do you say "I surrender" in Pashto?
Afghanistan is lost. France just rejoined N.A.T.O. as a full member.
How do you say "I surrender" in Pashto?
Not sure, but in french it's "Je me rends" (according to Babel Fish)
Words I never get tired of hearing.
How do you say "I surrender" in Pashto?
How do you say it in Vietnamese?
What's your other half?
No way.
Really, I shouldn't distract you from an important public service like poodle consumption. Pray, continue.
How do you say "I surrender" in Pashto?How do you say it in Vietnamese?
"Diem Bien Phu"...
*runs through the thread dragging the remnants of some french dude who got too close*
/starts chasing Courtfool teeth flashing
Yipe! Yipe! Yipe!
*smells the frenchness of the big lizard and attacks*
You know, not having a soul makes life so much more fun.
Throws French children to CDP.
*smells the frenchness of the big lizard and attacks*
CDP, that thing will eat you! Run! I can't watch. *Puts paws over eyes*
What if I am a poodle and have the French template?