JH goes to place his palm upon the ground but notices that the vines drawn upon his back now reach down to his feet. They course with power to aid in the summoning.
He looks at the treant That's just creepy. Get it? Creepy?
Alaina climbs shakily to her feet.
I have done what I can. The Werewoof lies far beyond these realms. He is a being of vast power and I am not sure he will come to our aid ..
Stumbles off the dias
What do you expect Hammer? Living tattoos are normal for Earth-friends.
The treant pauses, then begins to laugh deeply.
Creepy? Creep-y. As in vines? HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Well LJ, if we have a half hour to kill.........
We could try binding the winds instead of the sea....
Or caressing. Caressing is good.
After we help Alaina first, of course.
Well LJ, if we have a half hour to kill.........
We could try binding the winds instead of the sea....
Or caressing. Caressing is good.
After we help Alaina first, of course.
*mischievous smile*
Caressing is good. I'm sure Alaina won't mind if we wait in one of the private rooms.*Walks over to Alaina and gives her a burst of positive energy.*
Rosie, why don't you pull up a chair for Alaina.
Excuse me, is this Le Ho Fook's, and if so, might I a bit of beef chow mein?
*whirs over*
Welcome to Club Calistria, sir. I will be right back with your chow mein.
Alaina stands up shakily from her chair. Her strawberry blonde hair is in disarray, and her face looks pale.
Greetings Lord Werewoof! Welcome to my home!
*Whirs smoothly back with a large plate of beef chow mein.*
Enjoy, sir.
Is there anything else you would like, mistress?
Lord of the Boards! We are in need of your powers. Evil seeks to overwhelm the Balance of the Boards!
Alaina nods shakily at the tree's creakings
Aye. A great evil grows in these realms. The dracolich Candle Lighter has stolen the Kobold's Cleaver, and KC's heir Thieving Wasp is also captured. We are not sure of his whereabouts.
Straightens her spine and pushes her flame-colored hair back
We have heard that you have the most posts of any being on these boards. Can you lend us some of your power to combat this great evil? I have prepared a gem for you to fill.
Withdraws a large hen's-egg sized ruby from her chainmail-wrapped cleavage and hands it to Heathansson.
All you need to do is transfer as much power you are willing into that receptacle and we shall do the rest.
Zips up with a tray of beers
Shiner Bock sir?
Alaina nods shakily at the tree's creakings
Aye. A great evil grows in these realms. The dracolich Candle Lighter has stolen the Kobold's Cleaver, and KC's heir Thieving Wasp is also captured. We are not sure of his whereabouts.
At this reminder the treant's demeanor changes.
I beg your leave. I must check on something.
The treant melds into the earth and is gone.
Alaina frowns
Hmm ..Perhaps instead you can advise us on what can be used to combat the power of the Kobold's Cleaver? It is said you have tangled with it before ...
Keeps passing the Shiners over as fast as the lycanthrope can chug them
Jack Hammer exits the private room, and makes his way to the main area. Seeing a Lord of the Boards in the Club he hopes that battle will soon be waged.
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Alaina frowns
Hmm ..Perhaps instead you can advise us on what can be used to combat the power of the Kobold's Cleaver? It is said you have tangled with it before ...
Hmmm.....vorpal rubber chicken works....does ACME still make them? Or did they dump all their product lines into R&D for those Fat Scraggly Bearded Phase Jim Morrison Chia Golems?
*BEEP*
Acme does still indeed carry that item sir!
Looks around
I was once a shipping droid in their Kalamazoo warehouse...
Hmmm.....vorpal rubber chicken works....does ACME still make them? Or did they dump all their product lines into R&D for those Fat Scraggly Bearded Phase Jim Morrison Chia Golems?Alaina frowns
Hmm ..Perhaps instead you can advise us on what can be used to combat the power of the Kobold's Cleaver? It is said you have tangled with it before ...
I think the Lord has been hitting the Shiner beer a little too hard.
Smooths her rumpled feather before coming out into the courtyard.
What's a vorpal rubber chicken?
*BEEP*
Yessir!
Zips back and forth from bar to tumtum tree with a steady stream of Shiners
*looks at Heathensson*
"A cousin perhaps? Meh, if he wishes to talk he shall ask. May I get some rare steak over here?"
Smooths her rumpled feather before coming out into the courtyard.
What's a vorpal rubber chicken?
Alaina frowns
I'm not quite sure ... mayhap an icon of the Council of Wind?
*looks at Heathensson*
"A cousin perhaps? Meh, if he wishes to talk he shall ask. May I get some rare steak over here?"
*zips over with a barely cooked steak.*
Looks over at the guzzling Lord
Man, he may not look like much, but he's sure got a third leg somewhere ...
*zips over with a barely cooked steak.**looks at Heathensson*
"A cousin perhaps? Meh, if he wishes to talk he shall ask. May I get some rare steak over here?"
"Thank you."
Looks over at the guzzling Lord
Man, he may not look like much, but he's sure got a third leg somewhere ...
And when a Jack is impressed by how much someone can drink, that really says something :)
Smooths her rumpled feather before coming out into the courtyard.
What's a vorpal rubber chicken?
Alaina frowns
I'm not quite sure ... mayhap an icon of the Council of Wind?
Is it an ancient artifact of power from the land of Stu-Uuge? There were three made if I remember correctly.
*gotta go, but I'll post later.*
*The Bard returns, carrying a some gear*
[i]"For Lynora, a custom-made chainshirt, made to allow for your wings. Wearing this will allow you dodge attack faster. It can act as a storage unit for your power(that only you can acess).For JH, a guantlet that covers your hammer arm. Wearing this shall increase you strength, keep your arm from going numb, and allow you to keep your hammer in your hand, no matter who or what tries to take it.
Alaina, wear this amulet and your wasps shall turn even more lethal, their poison stronger, their stingers seratted.
I myself have chosen to increase my staff's already considersble power. I hope you all like this items. I will craft more after resting."
*walks around the club until finding a private room, wards it, and falls asleep*
Floats in the middle of the Olympic-sized pool an a big dragon floaty, Lemmiwinks curled up on his tummy
LYNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORA! Lookit dis cool floaty I found in de pool house!
Waves at Lynora-Jill frantically
Alaina pulls her thick russet hair up from her slender bronze neck and smiles.
Would you put the amulet on me Bard?
*gotta go, but I'll post later.**The Bard returns, carrying a some gear*
"For Lynora, a custom-made chainshirt, made to allow for your wings. Wearing this will allow you dodge attack faster. It can act as a storage unit for your power(that only you can acess).
For JH, a guantlet that covers your hammer arm. Wearing this shall increase you strength, keep your arm from going numb, and allow you to keep your hammer in your hand, no matter who or what tries to take it.
Alaina, wear this amulet and your wasps shall turn even more lethal, their poison stronger, their stingers seratted.
I myself have chosen to increase my staff's already considersble power. I hope you all like this items. I will craft more after resting."
*walks around the club until finding a private room, wards it, and falls asleep*
Thank you, Bard.
[i]JH dons the gift. He looks confused, and thoughtful.
The magics work in sync with the Earth magics, so I can keep control of the hammer's thirsts, *oops* but this metal is not from this world. It is Sky Metal! It has only been on this realm a short while.
*In a small eruption the treant returns*
We have another problem young ones. I entrusted an item of power to the wasp. It was not delivered to the Place of Winds as I had asked. If it has fallen into the hands of our enemies as well...
Floats in the middle of the Olympic-sized pool an a big dragon floaty, Lemmiwinks curled up on his tummy
LYNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORA! Lookit dis cool floaty I found in de pool house!
Waves at Lynora-Jill frantically
*Smiles and waves back at margarinefrog.*
*gotta go, but I'll post later.**The Bard returns, carrying a some gear*
[i]"For Lynora, a custom-made chainshirt, made to allow for your wings. Wearing this will allow you dodge attack faster. It can act as a storage unit for your power(that only you can acess).
For JH, a guantlet that covers your hammer arm. Wearing this shall increase you strength, keep your arm from going numb, and allow you to keep your hammer in your hand, no matter who or what tries to take it.
Alaina, wear this amulet and your wasps shall turn even more lethal, their poison stronger, their stingers seratted.
I myself have chosen to increase my staff's already considersble power. I hope you all like this items. I will craft more after resting."
*walks around the club until finding a private room, wards it, and falls asleep*
Thank you. I must admit that for everyday wear, I prefer my chainmail bikini, but with as much demands as have been put on my power lately, I do appreciate the utility of the garment. Oh, and it isn't quite as big as I thought. You can still see my belly button.
Sleep well, Bard.
Alaina frowns as the Werewoof lifts a leg on her treant pal
Leans over to Lynora-Jill
Truly these Lords of the Boards are strange in manner, no?
Thank you, Bard.
JH dons the gift. He looks confused, and thoughtful.
The magics work in sync with the Earth magics, so I can keep control of the hammer's thirsts, *oops* but this metal is not from this world. It is Sky Metal! It has only been on this realm a short while.
Is that good or bad?
Alaina frowns as the Werewoof lifts a leg on her treant pal
Leans over to Lynora-Jill
Truly these Lords of the Boards are strange in manner, no?
He's not exactly what I was expecting.
Malice looks over at the treant
So what did small, mean, and buzzy forget to do?
*In a small eruption the treant returns*
We have another problem young ones. I entrusted an item of power to the wasp. It was not delivered to the Place of Winds as I had asked. If it has fallen into the hands of our enemies as well...
I think I'm really going to like this warwoof.
