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JH goes to place his palm upon the ground but notices that the vines drawn upon his back now reach down to his feet. They course with power to aid in the summoning.

He looks at the treant That's just creepy. Get it? Creepy?


Alaina climbs shakily to her feet.

I have done what I can. The Werewoof lies far beyond these realms. He is a being of vast power and I am not sure he will come to our aid ..

Stumbles off the dias

AFK for a bit ..be back in a half or so ..


What do you expect Hammer? Living tattoos are normal for Earth-friends.

The treant pauses, then begins to laugh deeply.

Creepy? Creep-y. As in vines? HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!


Well LJ, if we have a half hour to kill.........

We could try binding the winds instead of the sea....

Or caressing. Caressing is good.

After we help Alaina first, of course.


Jack Hammer wrote:

Well LJ, if we have a half hour to kill.........

We could try binding the winds instead of the sea....

Or caressing. Caressing is good.

After we help Alaina first, of course.

*mischievous smile*

Caressing is good. I'm sure Alaina won't mind if we wait in one of the private rooms.

*Walks over to Alaina and gives her a burst of positive energy.*
Rosie, why don't you pull up a chair for Alaina.

Liberty's Edge

Excuse me, is this Le Ho Fook's, and if so, might I a bit of beef chow mein?


Heathansson wrote:
Excuse me, is this Le Ho Fook's, and if so, might I a bit of beef chow mein?

*whirs over*

Welcome to Club Calistria, sir. I will be right back with your chow mein.


Alaina stands up shakily from her chair. Her strawberry blonde hair is in disarray, and her face looks pale.

Greetings Lord Werewoof! Welcome to my home!


*Whirs smoothly back with a large plate of beef chow mein.*
Enjoy, sir.

Is there anything else you would like, mistress?


Lord of the Boards! We are in need of your powers. Evil seeks to overwhelm the Balance of the Boards!


Heathansson wrote:
Excuse me, is this Le Ho Fook's, and if so, might I a bit of beef chow mein?

Hmm, hmm, hrmm?

Wakes suddenly, and is immediately and dreadfully embarrassed.
Lord Heathansson. My gravest apologies for this diversion of your attention, but these youngsters are dreadfully overmatched in battle, if there is a Lord of the Boads who is both versed in battle and great in cunning, who might have leant aid to their cause, I thought that it might be yourself.


Alaina nods shakily at the tree's creakings

Aye. A great evil grows in these realms. The dracolich Candle Lighter has stolen the Kobold's Cleaver, and KC's heir Thieving Wasp is also captured. We are not sure of his whereabouts.

Straightens her spine and pushes her flame-colored hair back

We have heard that you have the most posts of any being on these boards. Can you lend us some of your power to combat this great evil? I have prepared a gem for you to fill.

Withdraws a large hen's-egg sized ruby from her chainmail-wrapped cleavage and hands it to Heathansson.

All you need to do is transfer as much power you are willing into that receptacle and we shall do the rest.

Liberty's Edge

Evil? Balance?
I will hear your council.

runch....runch....raunch...runch....


Zips up with a tray of beers

Shiner Bock sir?

Liberty's Edge

Hmmm.....
I saw Uncle Fester do this once with a lightbulb....
sticks the ruby in his mouth

Hey, it didn't light up.
Now what?


Alaina, priestess of Calistria wrote:

Alaina nods shakily at the tree's creakings

Aye. A great evil grows in these realms. The dracolich Candle Lighter has stolen the Kobold's Cleaver, and KC's heir Thieving Wasp is also captured. We are not sure of his whereabouts.

At this reminder the treant's demeanor changes.

I beg your leave. I must check on something.

The treant melds into the earth and is gone.

Liberty's Edge

runch runch....raunch.....
glukglukgluk......ahhhh!
runch raunch runch...


Alaina frowns

Hmm ..Perhaps instead you can advise us on what can be used to combat the power of the Kobold's Cleaver? It is said you have tangled with it before ...


Keeps passing the Shiners over as fast as the lycanthrope can chug them


Jack Hammer exits the private room, and makes his way to the main area. Seeing a Lord of the Boards in the Club he hopes that battle will soon be waged.

Liberty's Edge

Alaina, priestess of Calistria wrote:

Alaina frowns

Hmm ..Perhaps instead you can advise us on what can be used to combat the power of the Kobold's Cleaver? It is said you have tangled with it before ...

Hmmm.....vorpal rubber chicken works....does ACME still make them? Or did they dump all their product lines into R&D for those Fat Scraggly Bearded Phase Jim Morrison Chia Golems?


*BEEP*

Acme does still indeed carry that item sir!

Looks around

I was once a shipping droid in their Kalamazoo warehouse...

Liberty's Edge

Allrighty....now all I gotta do is go sit next to that tumtum tree for a little while, until "Jabberwanky" appears.
Keep the beers coming, tin man, if you've got a heart.


Heathansson wrote:
Alaina, priestess of Calistria wrote:

Alaina frowns

Hmm ..Perhaps instead you can advise us on what can be used to combat the power of the Kobold's Cleaver? It is said you have tangled with it before ...

Hmmm.....vorpal rubber chicken works....does ACME still make them? Or did they dump all their product lines into R&D for those Fat Scraggly Bearded Phase Jim Morrison Chia Golems?

I think the Lord has been hitting the Shiner beer a little too hard.


Smooths her rumpled feather before coming out into the courtyard.

What's a vorpal rubber chicken?


*BEEP*

Yessir!

Zips back and forth from bar to tumtum tree with a steady stream of Shiners


*looks at Heathensson*
"A cousin perhaps? Meh, if he wishes to talk he shall ask. May I get some rare steak over here?"


Lynora-Jill wrote:

Smooths her rumpled feather before coming out into the courtyard.

What's a vorpal rubber chicken?

Alaina frowns

I'm not quite sure ... mayhap an icon of the Council of Wind?


Kiba wrote:

*looks at Heathensson*

"A cousin perhaps? Meh, if he wishes to talk he shall ask. May I get some rare steak over here?"

*zips over with a barely cooked steak.*


Looks over at the guzzling Lord

Man, he may not look like much, but he's sure got a third leg somewhere ...


Rosie the Robot wrote:
Kiba wrote:

*looks at Heathensson*

"A cousin perhaps? Meh, if he wishes to talk he shall ask. May I get some rare steak over here?"
*zips over with a barely cooked steak.*

"Thank you."


Malice Jack wrote:

Looks over at the guzzling Lord

Man, he may not look like much, but he's sure got a third leg somewhere ...

And when a Jack is impressed by how much someone can drink, that really says something :)


Nods off again, relieved and impressed...


Alaina, priestess of Calistria wrote:
Lynora-Jill wrote:

Smooths her rumpled feather before coming out into the courtyard.

What's a vorpal rubber chicken?

Alaina frowns

I'm not quite sure ... mayhap an icon of the Council of Wind?

Is it an ancient artifact of power from the land of Stu-Uuge? There were three made if I remember correctly.


The Bard wrote:
*gotta go, but I'll post later.*

*The Bard returns, carrying a some gear*

[i]"For Lynora, a custom-made chainshirt, made to allow for your wings. Wearing this will allow you dodge attack faster. It can act as a storage unit for your power(that only you can acess).
For JH, a guantlet that covers your hammer arm. Wearing this shall increase you strength, keep your arm from going numb, and allow you to keep your hammer in your hand, no matter who or what tries to take it.
Alaina, wear this amulet and your wasps shall turn even more lethal, their poison stronger, their stingers seratted.
I myself have chosen to increase my staff's already considersble power. I hope you all like this items. I will craft more after resting."
*walks around the club until finding a private room, wards it, and falls asleep*

I'll be back tommorrow afternoon, if anything happens, Rio's on defense, and I'm testing out my power over 'Time".


Floats in the middle of the Olympic-sized pool an a big dragon floaty, Lemmiwinks curled up on his tummy

LYNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORA! Lookit dis cool floaty I found in de pool house!

Waves at Lynora-Jill frantically


Alaina pulls her thick russet hair up from her slender bronze neck and smiles.

Would you put the amulet on me Bard?


The Bard wrote:
The Bard wrote:
*gotta go, but I'll post later.*

*The Bard returns, carrying a some gear*

"For Lynora, a custom-made chainshirt, made to allow for your wings. Wearing this will allow you dodge attack faster. It can act as a storage unit for your power(that only you can acess).
For JH, a guantlet that covers your hammer arm. Wearing this shall increase you strength, keep your arm from going numb, and allow you to keep your hammer in your hand, no matter who or what tries to take it.
Alaina, wear this amulet and your wasps shall turn even more lethal, their poison stronger, their stingers seratted.
I myself have chosen to increase my staff's already considersble power. I hope you all like this items. I will craft more after resting."
*walks around the club until finding a private room, wards it, and falls asleep*

Thank you, Bard.

[i]JH dons the gift. He looks confused, and thoughtful.

The magics work in sync with the Earth magics, so I can keep control of the hammer's thirsts, *oops* but this metal is not from this world. It is Sky Metal! It has only been on this realm a short while.


*In a small eruption the treant returns*

We have another problem young ones. I entrusted an item of power to the wasp. It was not delivered to the Place of Winds as I had asked. If it has fallen into the hands of our enemies as well...


Margarinefrog wrote:

Floats in the middle of the Olympic-sized pool an a big dragon floaty, Lemmiwinks curled up on his tummy

LYNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORA! Lookit dis cool floaty I found in de pool house!

Waves at Lynora-Jill frantically

*Smiles and waves back at margarinefrog.*

Liberty's Edge

Emperor7 wrote:

*In a small eruption the treant returns*

We have another problem young ones. I entrusted an item of power to the wasp. It was not delivered to the Place of Winds as I had asked. If it has fallen into the hands of our enemies as well...

*goes over and marks the treant*


The Bard wrote:
The Bard wrote:
*gotta go, but I'll post later.*

*The Bard returns, carrying a some gear*

[i]"For Lynora, a custom-made chainshirt, made to allow for your wings. Wearing this will allow you dodge attack faster. It can act as a storage unit for your power(that only you can acess).
For JH, a guantlet that covers your hammer arm. Wearing this shall increase you strength, keep your arm from going numb, and allow you to keep your hammer in your hand, no matter who or what tries to take it.
Alaina, wear this amulet and your wasps shall turn even more lethal, their poison stronger, their stingers seratted.
I myself have chosen to increase my staff's already considersble power. I hope you all like this items. I will craft more after resting."
*walks around the club until finding a private room, wards it, and falls asleep*

I'll be back tommorrow afternoon, if anything happens, Rio's on defense, and I'm testing out my power over 'Time".

Thank you. I must admit that for everyday wear, I prefer my chainmail bikini, but with as much demands as have been put on my power lately, I do appreciate the utility of the garment. Oh, and it isn't quite as big as I thought. You can still see my belly button.

Sleep well, Bard.


Alaina frowns as the Werewoof lifts a leg on her treant pal

Leans over to Lynora-Jill

Truly these Lords of the Boards are strange in manner, no?


Jack Hammer wrote:

Thank you, Bard.

JH dons the gift. He looks confused, and thoughtful.

The magics work in sync with the Earth magics, so I can keep control of the hammer's thirsts, *oops* but this metal is not from this world. It is Sky Metal! It has only been on this realm a short while.

Is that good or bad?


Alaina, priestess of Calistria wrote:

Alaina frowns as the Werewoof lifts a leg on her treant pal

Leans over to Lynora-Jill

Truly these Lords of the Boards are strange in manner, no?

He's not exactly what I was expecting.


Malice looks over at the treant

So what did small, mean, and buzzy forget to do?


Heathansson wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

*In a small eruption the treant returns*

We have another problem young ones. I entrusted an item of power to the wasp. It was not delivered to the Place of Winds as I had asked. If it has fallen into the hands of our enemies as well...

*goes over and marks the treant*

I think I'm really going to like this warwoof.

Liberty's Edge

Whaa...in Tejas, the trees bribe me to do this!


Winds swirl around the pool and dance area. The palm trees sway in the gusting breeze


We borking up these boards agin?

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