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... wrote:


1,000!!!

In only two weeks time!


Acme Robot wrote:

*BEEP*

That would be most satisfactory Kaelar. I normally power down for an hour or two every week to allow my processors time to degauss.

*BEEP*

As to the whereabouts of young master Rio, I must confess I haven't seen him recently.

"Where is that boy? Anyway, whens your next power down? I have something I could attach almost ready, and I can say it will icrease your fire power dramatically..."


Magdalena wrote:
Magdalena dances among the crowd as the techno heats up. Unlike the other altargirls, she is dressed in party clothes and seems to be off for the evening. A short gold minidess whips around her dark legs as she dances with a tall Aasimar boy in dark linen pants, plaid buttondown and a porkpie hat

Hmmm...


A cute celestial dances over to the bar.
"I'd like a cosmo please!" she shouts over the music.


*BEEP*

Right away miss!

Acme mixes up the cosmo and puts it in front of the celestial girl.


The Bard wrote:


"Where is that boy? Anyway, whens your next power down? I have something I could attach almost ready, and I can say it will icrease your fire power dramatically..."

*BEEP*

I can power down at any time, Kaelar. Of course it would have to be when I am not so buy ..

Acme turns to load up an altargirl's tray with drinks.


Devlyn talks to one of the altargirls to get Allura set up in a room so she can rest and come back down later if she feels better. Looks down critically at his attire:

"Methinks swimtrunks, a towel and a training blade are not the best wardrobe for tonight...."

Quickly goes to his room, changes and comes back down to the bar, doing his best not to get tangled up in the celestial's impressive wings.

"Evenin' Acme, I could use something with some energy to it, if you please?!" he yells out over the music.


Acme Robot wrote:
The Bard wrote:


"Where is that boy? Anyway, whens your next power down? I have something I could attach almost ready, and I can say it will icrease your fire power dramatically..."

*BEEP*

I can power down at any time, Kaelar. Of course it would have to be when I am not so buy ..

Acme turns to load up an altargirl's tray with drinks.

"Of course."

*Kaelar waves his hand, cause water to ripple in the air before him. After staring into it for a while, he sighs.*
"I really shouldn't have taught that boy the wards that block scrying..."


"Hi. I'm Ashaundra," the celestial shouts over the music. "Sorry, let me just get out of the way for you. Sometimes it's hard to keep track of the wings in such a crowd."


Ashaundra wrote:
"Hi. I'm Ashaundra," the celestial shouts over the music. "Sorry, let me just get out of the way for you. Sometimes it's hard to keep track of the wings in such a crowd."

*BEEP*

A pleasure to make your acquiantence Ms. Ashaundra. I am Acme, your bartender for the evening.

The robot's loud voice is easy to hear despite the loud music.


Ashaundra wrote:
"Hi. I'm Ashaundra," the celestial shouts over the music. "Sorry, let me just get out of the way for you. Sometimes it's hard to keep track of the wings in such a crowd."

"Hi Ashaundra, I'm Devlyn. Your wings are fine where they are - I just didn't want to catch them by accident. I can only imagine how much that could hurt."


The Dalesman wrote:
Ashaundra wrote:
"Hi. I'm Ashaundra," the celestial shouts over the music. "Sorry, let me just get out of the way for you. Sometimes it's hard to keep track of the wings in such a crowd."
"Hi Ashaundra, I'm Devlyn. Your wings are fine where they are - I just didn't want to catch them by accident. I can only imagine how much that could hurt."

"A pleasure to meet you Acme," she says to the robot, then turning to Devlyn, "And a pleasure to meet you too, Devlyn. It pretty much feels like having your hair pulled," she says in response to his comment about her wings. "Join me for a drink?"


Ashaundra wrote:
"A pleasure to meet you Acme," she says to the robot, then turning to Devlyn, "And a pleasure to meet you too, Devlyn. It pretty much feels like having your hair pulled," she says in response to his comment about her wings. "Join me for a drink?"

"A fair and kind invitation - I'd be glad to. Acme should be back in no time."


The Dalesman wrote:
Ashaundra wrote:
"A pleasure to meet you Acme," she says to the robot, then turning to Devlyn, "And a pleasure to meet you too, Devlyn. It pretty much feels like having your hair pulled," she says in response to his comment about her wings. "Join me for a drink?"
"A fair invitation - I'd be glad to! Acme should be back in no time."

"So, you spend a lot of time here? I must admit, this is my first visit. I've heard good things from some of the other celestials though."


The club shudders with the weekend crowd. The music speeds up and the dancers respond. The speakers throb and pulse as the deep bass moves through the sweaty ravers.


Ashaundra wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
Ashaundra wrote:
"A pleasure to meet you Acme," she says to the robot, then turning to Devlyn, "And a pleasure to meet you too, Devlyn. It pretty much feels like having your hair pulled," she says in response to his comment about her wings. "Join me for a drink?"
"A fair invitation - I'd be glad to! Acme should be back in no time."
"So, you spend a lot of time here? I must admit, this is my first visit. I've heard good things from some of the other celestials though."

"I seem to, yes," he says as he chuckles. "I heard about this place from word of mouth too, and it does not disapoint. Great food & drink, great music, an amazing dance floor - you'll like it here!"


"That's good! This is my new assignment. I didn't exactly draw the short straw," she adds with a mischievous smile


Ashaundra wrote:
"That's good! This is my new assignment. I didn't exactly draw the short straw," she adds with a mischievous smile

Arches an eyebrow, returns the smile

"No ma'am, I don't think you did. What would your 'assignment' here be, if I may be permitted to ask?"


The Dalesman wrote:
Ashaundra wrote:
"That's good! This is my new assignment. I didn't exactly draw the short straw," she adds with a mischievous smile

Arches an eyebrow, returns the smile

"Nope, don't think you did. What would your 'assignment' here be, if I may be permitted to ask?"

"The Celestial Courts have heard rumors of evil moving against this place. I'm here to stand guard and intervene on behalf of the people here if such an attack occurs." She absently pats the golden scimitar at her hip as she speaks.


Ashaundra wrote:
"The Celestial Courts have heard rumors of evil moving against this place. I'm here to stand guard and intervene on behalf of the people here if such an attack occurs." She absently pats the golden scimitar at her hip as she speaks.

"That is definitely good to hear. We're grateful for any extra help we can get. Now I'll shut up about work and ask what you think of the place so far..."


The Dalesman wrote:
Ashaundra wrote:
"The Celestial Courts have heard rumors of evil moving against this place. I'm here to stand guard and intervene on behalf of the people here if such an attack occurs." She absently pats the golden scimitar at her hip as she speaks.
"That is definitely good to hear. We're grateful for any extra help we can get. Now I'll shut up about work and ask what you think of the place so far..."

"It doesn't disappoint, but it would be better if I were dancing," she says with a laugh. "Care to join me?"


Ashaundra wrote:
"It doesn't disappoint, but it would be better if I were dancing," she says with a laugh. "Care to join me?"

Laughs and nods, then bows slightly

"I'd be honored, bright guardian. Shall we?"

"Acme - can you hold on those drinks for when we get back?"


The Dalesman wrote:
Ashaundra wrote:
"It doesn't disappoint, but it would be better if I were dancing," she says with a laugh. "Care to join me?"

Laughs and nods, then bows slightly

"I'd be honored, bright guardian. Shall we?"

"Acme - can you hold on those drinks for when we get back?"

Ashaundra leads the way onto the dance floor. She's a very good dancer, and seems to have an endless supply of energy.

I'm off for a couple of hours. Assume that Ashaundra stays on the dance floor. She'll understand if Devlyn decides to bow out after a couple of songs.


Ashaundra wrote:

Ashaundra leads the way onto the dance floor. She's a very good dancer, and seems to have an endless supply of energy.

I'm off for a couple of hours. Assume that Ashaundra stays on the dance floor. She'll understand if Devlyn decides to bow out after a couple of songs.

No worries - I may have to log off soon too. Devlyn will make sure Ashaundra has a good time on the dance floor, regardless. :)


Hmm, is this 'Ashaundra' any relation of Lynora-Jill's? ;)


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Hmm, is this 'Ashaundra' any relation of Lynora-Jill's? ;)

Ummm - who to the what now!?....


The Dalesman wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Hmm, is this 'Ashaundra' any relation of Lynora-Jill's? ;)
Ummm - who to the what now!?....

Ah, see, her mother is coming soon. But Ash probably isn't her, because apparently Lynora's mother is the 'holier than thou' angel. So, nevermind.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Hmm, is this 'Ashaundra' any relation of Lynora-Jill's? ;)
Ummm - who to the what now!?....
Ah, see, her mother is coming soon. But Ash probably isn't her, because apparently Lynora's mother is the 'holier than thou' angel. So, nevermind.

Yeah, I'm sure it's just a cooincidence. Has to be...Devlyn is sooo dead... ;P

Heading out for a while. I'll try to check back in tonight if I can :)


Izkemina and Ashaundra are two separate people, never fear. You'll know when LJ's mom shows up :)


The omniportal flashes and a large fiendish ape strolls out, accompanied by a fiendish dryad, a succubus, and an entourage of fiendish flying two-headed half-tribble monkeys. He is dressed in a sharp hand-tailored suit with Italian leather loafers and an Sinatra-era fedora. His female attendants are dressed identically in spandex miniskirts and tight white belly shirts with the legend 'I'm with ugly' blazoned on them, with arrows both pointing to the ape.

HEY HEY! THE PARTY'S HERE! He bellows, grabbing a drink from a passing altargirl and slurping it down. The flying tribble monkeys set up by the volleyball courts as their jefe stumps over to the bar, skanks in tow.

HEY HEY Acme! Howzabout a Thanatos Collins?


*BEEP*

Right away Mr. Monkey!

The robot puts up a big glass, fills it with club soda, gin, vodka, lemons, a bag of O- blood, and a few ice cubes with eyeballs in them. Garnishing it with a few slices of orange and fresh liver, he slides it over to the ape

There you are sir.


*Slamming his fist down on the table, Kaelar utters a few terse words in Aquan.*
"Where is he? Why can't my scrying pierce his veils? They always could before. The only time I've never been able to sry him was when he... Oh damn."
*Kaelar jumps up and heads for the treehouse.*

Spoiler:
"JUNIOR! I know your up there! You should have told me what he was going to do! Get down here NOW!"
*A head peeks out the window.*
"If not coming down even if you calm down! And you really need to!"
*Kaelar stares at DbJ angrily, then slowly then calms down*
"Fine. Stay up there. Can you at least tell me what he went there for?"
"Nope, he only said he'd be back soon."
"AH! That boy can be so.. so.. AH!"
*The Bard storms back to the forge.*


Alaina happens to be walking past when she sees the Bard slam his fist angrily

Everything alright Kaelar? She asks, her dress pulsing chaotic waves of blue to the music thumping through the club.


Alaina, priestess of Calistria wrote:

Alaina happens to be walking past when she sees the Bard slam his fist angrily

Everything alright Kaelar? She asks, her dress pulsing chaotic waves of blue to the music thumping through the club.

"Rio's gone off on his own. Again. The only reason I know where he's at is that I can't scry him."


The omniportal flickers and Lynora-Jill steps into the club. For this evening she has chosen a white miniskirt with a gold chain belt and a cute cropped t-shirt with a picture of a halo on the front. She scans the crowd looking for familiar faces.


The Bard wrote:
Alaina, priestess of Calistria wrote:

Alaina happens to be walking past when she sees the Bard slam his fist angrily

Everything alright Kaelar? She asks, her dress pulsing chaotic waves of blue to the music thumping through the club.

"Rio's gone off on his own. Again. The only reason I know where he's at is that I can't scry him."

Where's that?

Waves to Lynora-Jill as she appears

Hi Lyn!


Alaina, priestess of Calistria wrote:
The Bard wrote:
Alaina, priestess of Calistria wrote:

Alaina happens to be walking past when she sees the Bard slam his fist angrily

Everything alright Kaelar? She asks, her dress pulsing chaotic waves of blue to the music thumping through the club.

"Rio's gone off on his own. Again. The only reason I know where he's at is that I can't scry him."

Where's that?

Waves to Lynora-Jill as she appears

Hi Lyn!

*Kaelar sighs*

"The Realms Of Arceus."


off in the distance there are loud bangs and the hisses of a hydra, ater a while the sounds dissipate and a cloud of smoke takes their place. now you can hear a faint hammering as if someone is forging weapons

OW CRAP, that burns like a salamander with VD!

the hammering resumes and persists for about five minutes

done finally! let's test these suckers out

a stange man rushes toward the crowd, mumbling as it quickly approaches

MOVE OUT OF THE WAY

upon closer inspection, this figure appears to be a human, no, a half-elf. he appears to be wearing a pair of huge silver gauntlets they glisten beautifully in the light, mesmering the crowd
.....*crash*.....
ow!!!!

the person crashes into the band, knocking out the members and stopping the music. since he has ceased his movement you can see he is a monk of average stature, with dreadlocked eyebrows and a pair of huge gauntlets shaped suspiciously like the heads of a hydra...you also notice that he is only wearing cloth underwear that bear the holy symbol of Irori.....awkward...

hmmm....they seem to be confused yet very angry, I think I'll be going now....(the monk says loudly)


LJ looks askance at the monk And I thought my bracers were a little off of norm. Shakes her head. Waves cheerfully at Alaina and then does a double take as she scans the crowd. It can't be! No it definitely is. She'd know that blue hair and golden wings anywhere.

ASHAUNDRA!!!!


The large fiendish ape watches the confusion of the crowd with a certain glee

Ya never go away bored from this club! He says to his fiendish dryad companion Viper

He slurps his third Thanatos Collins


*Kiba stares at the strange monk, blinking several times before he bursts out laughing*
"Good show! You want some help there half-elf?"
*He walks over to the monk, shouldering his massize earthbreaker as he does. He whispers in the monk's ear*
"You may need some if these dancers start to riot."


The Bard wrote:


*Kaelar sighs*
"The Realms Of Arceus."

So why not go there and drag his hiney back?


Ash stops dancing and turns around as she hears her name.
LYN!!!
She rushes up to give LJ a hug.
Oh my gosh, I thought I'd never see you again. I wanted to come and see you so many times, but it was totally forbidden. It's so good to see you back to your normal self.


Alaina, priestess of Calistria wrote:
The Bard wrote:


*Kaelar sighs*
"The Realms Of Arceus."

So why not go there and drag his hiney back?

"For some reason I can't. He's the only one from this realm I've meet who can enter Arceus' Realm. I thought I'd blocked his realm jumping, but I guess our little dip in the Time Stream undid that..."

*Sighs*
"The only thing I can do is wait for him to come back."


Kiba wrote:

*Kiba stares at the strange monk, blinking several times before he bursts out laughing*

"Good show! You want some help there half-elf?"
*He walks over to the monk, shouldering his massize earthbreaker as he does. He whispers in the monk's ear*
"You may need some if these dancers start to riot."

thank you my friend

the monk turns around to reveal a name painted across his hind side that reads "Azhagal, 0:0:5" five seconds later the name changes to Borgandiazo 167:59:59" the crowd stares in awe the monk the pulls silver coins out of his underwear and proceeds to throw them at the crowd as he attmpts to run away, but trips once more

these gauntlets are so heavy(he screams)


Azhagal wrote:
Kiba wrote:

*Kiba stares at the strange monk, blinking several times before he bursts out laughing*

"Good show! You want some help there half-elf?"
*He walks over to the monk, shouldering his massize earthbreaker as he does. He whispers in the monk's ear*
"You may need some if these dancers start to riot."

thank you my friend

the monk turns around to reveal a name painted across his hind side that reads "Azhagal, 0:0:5" five seconds later the name changes to Borgandiazo 167:59:59" the crowd stares in awe the monk the pulls silver coins out of his underwear and proceeds to throw them at the crowd as he attmpts to run away, but trips once more

"I don't think this friend will ever stop suprising me..."


JH wakes to find that LJ has flown off again. Let's see - Saturday night = Club Calistria. And she left me behind. After I kept her from getting soot all over her wings after she decided to drink that Slag.

After donning a stylish green shirt and brown slacks he decides to follow. It's his turn to get wasted. But none of Frat Jack's cologne this time.

The omni flashes and he makes his entrance.

Golem in da house!


Kiba wrote:
Azhagal wrote:
Kiba wrote:

*Kiba stares at the strange monk, blinking several times before he bursts out laughing*

"Good show! You want some help there half-elf?"
*He walks over to the monk, shouldering his massize earthbreaker as he does. He whispers in the monk's ear*
"You may need some if these dancers start to riot."

thank you my friend

the monk turns around to reveal a name painted across his hind side that reads "Azhagal, 0:0:5" five seconds later the name changes to Borgandiazo 167:59:59" the crowd stares in awe the monk the pulls silver coins out of his underwear and proceeds to throw them at the crowd as he attmpts to run away, but trips once more

"I don't think this friend will ever stop suprising me..."

no he will not...

the newly named Borgandiazo reaches into his underwear once more, retrieving a map that says "Location of the Zhedal"


El-Lina decides to go clubbing. What better place than Club C?

The omni flashes and so does her smile when she sees the crowd. She is wearing her hair up, held in place with gold pins. Her silk gown sports large red flowers on a black background.

She looks for an open table and finding none heads to the bar.

How about a lemon martini barkeep? With 2 olives please. They look like little eyeballs don't they? *giggle*


repost -

JH wakes to find that LJ has flown off again. Let's see - Saturday night = Club Calistria. And she left me behind. After I kept her from getting soot all over her wings after she decided to drink that Slag.

After donning a stylish green shirt and brown slacks he decides to follow. It's his turn to get wasted. But none of Frat Jack's cologne this time.

The omni flashes and he makes his entrance.

Golem in da house!

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