untitled, II

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Ah hurd theys gonnna remake True Grit - one uh Thuh Duke's best dang movin pitchurs. Goddang Holluhwood hippehs!

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Aberzombie wrote:

Ah hurd theys gonnna remake True Grit - one uh Thuh Duke's best dang movin pitchurs. Goddang Holluhwood hippehs!

Prolly cast that Titanic feller for the Duke too. That eye-talian feller Leonerdo DiCappichino or somethin' hippeh like that.

*hawk*

*ptui*

<CLANG>

[Larry Lichman]

Say it ain't so, Mammy!

[Heathansson]

areckin.

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

*opens PBR*

*drinks PBR*

*belches*

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Butterfrog]

Ayup

[Ubermench]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippie!

[Ubermench]

Aberzombie wrote:

Goddang hippie!

Goddang Zombie!

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

We got hippeh threads evawhar. Dang things is lahk flies on s$%*!

[Larry Lichman]

Yew sed it, AZ! Dadgum hippehs!

[Aberzombie]

Dang hippehs got uh mess uh trees whut'd be good fer some huntin, an they gots one uh them oasises. They got sumthin called uh sanktum, but ah ain't shur whut the heck thet is - probluh whar they make thar marrijoowana.

[Jimmy-Joe Hayseed]

Ah reckon so.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Bleh, don't mind them hippehs. Tryin' to figure out what they's -doin' is like tryin' to figgure out why a kewbowld's so ugly. It's just a fac of nature...

[Aberzombie]

Ah'll try Mammy, but ah cain't promiss nuthin. Them dang hippehs shor do get muh dander up.

[Ubermench]

sum'un say marrijoowana.

[Aberzombie]

Dang hippeh! Go sumwhar els n'get yer dang drugs. We don't lahk nun o'thet stuff round heer.

Takes uh swig o'moonshine

[Jimmy-Joe Hayseed]

Ah reckon so.

[Ubermench]

*Runs around the yard digging random holes and barking like crazy.*

I never knew that being a quadruped was so liberating.

[Butterfrog]

Ubermench wrote:

*Runs around the yard digging random holes and barking like crazy.*

I never knew that being a quadruped was so liberating.

Oh mee gosh, Uberhippeh got all flamed up!

*goes fetch a bucket'o wuta

[Heathansson]

ayup.

[Ubermench]

I'm just a hot head.

[Heathansson]

huh?

[Butterfrog]

*brings marsmallows and pork sausage*

I'll put dis fire lata'

*sitcks the sausages on twigst and cooks'em on the hot head*

Want sum'?

[Heathansson]

reckin.
*brapp*

[Aberzombie]

Its bout time thet boah made hisself yoosful. We gonna have uh BBQ?

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Ah reckin'

[Ubermench]

No BBQ around here, I've just been working on the still. The new batch sure is some good stuff, so good it can be measured in octane.

Damm frog , stop waving your wennie at my head thats what hookers are for.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Ah tol' you afore Diaper Dan, yew work too close to the still, yer gonna catch them head rags of your'n on fire ...

*HAWK*

*PTUI*

<clang>

So when do we get the new product?

[Aberzombie]

Ah shor do lahk thet hippehs new hed. Kinda looks fuhmilyer, ceptin mah head ain't on fahr.

[Butterfrog]

Ubermench wrote:

No BBQ around here, I've just been working on the still. The new batch sure is some good stuff, so good it can be measured in octane.

Damm frog , stop waving your wennie at my head thats what hookers are for.

Awright...

*brings out the marshmallows*

[Heathansson]

ayup.

[Heathansson]

reckin.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, wolf-man.

[Aberzombie]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Ah tell you whut, wolf-man.

Izzat you CH? Dang boah, ah ain't seen ya fer uh spell. Whar'd ya go?

[Heathansson]

huh?

[Celestial Healer]

Aberzombie wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Ah tell you whut, wolf-man.

Izzat you CH? Dang boah, ah ain't seen ya fer uh spell. Whar'd ya go?

Ah bin chasin hippehs. Dang hippehs. They wuz on meh lawn agin.

[Heathansson]

Yew wuz bicome uh hippeh.

[Aberzombie]

Its good tuh have yuh back CH. Ah think Heathy wuz getting awful lonely when ya wurent heer.

[Heathansson]

Iaint.

[Celestial Healer]

Dang it wolf-man, ain't you nearin' 200 yers ole in dog-yers bah naw?

[Heathansson]

wits 40 tamze 7?

[Celestial Healer]

Wah, thet's gotta be over a hunderd.

[Heathansson]

wuddeveridis, is alawt.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut.