*smiles sweetly* unless is you, right?
Torture? What do I look like? Lawful? Torture's mainly Zon-Kuthon's schtick. And he's on your side.
KaeToss
Kae'Yoss (for one of those who places great emphasis on getting things right, you're not doing a great job)
*plants a kiss on the jester's cheek, making sure o surprise him*
How do you like the taste of my facepaint?
also why i don't know much about dragons, except that my father fought besides a silver one, I also learned to do my hardest to not judge quickly... err except with orcs of course.
Hypocrite.
If you think an orc horde is bad, go and watch a dragon rampage.
but don' worry I have a guardian angel taking care of me
You mean those two archons? I was going to surprise you, but one of them's dead (he apparently pissed off someone from house thrune, and Jarod took it out), and the other proved a lot more open to my arguments. She prefers to be referred to as Anarchon, now.
Jarod took it out
Sorry, but had to be done.
After all, I was paid well for its death, and I was on contract. You don't back out of a contract unless they have lied to you.
They didn't. So I didn't.
If it's any solace, I was paid really well. I think I'll get another enhancement on my favourite blade.
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Jarod took it outSorry, but had to be done.
After all, I was paid well for its death, and I was on contract. You don't back out of a contract unless they have lied to you.
They didn't. So I didn't.
If it's any solace, I was paid really well. I think I'll get another enhancement on my favourite blade.
How very honorable of you to feel so adamantly about upholding your contract.... very lawful even. ;p
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Jarod took it outSorry, but had to be done.
After all, I was paid well for its death, and I was on contract. You don't back out of a contract unless they have lied to you.
They didn't. So I didn't.
If it's any solace, I was paid really well. I think I'll get another enhancement on my favourite blade.
Kae, your TP is acting up again. I can speak for myself you know. The whispering is part of the job (not that many shouting assassins around - they just can't get the right streed cred), but I don't have to do it all the time.
Kae, your TP is acting up again.
You're right. I left it on.
Hate it when that happens. It's when you have your mind on a million things - literally, or virtually so. Try to educate a chick with more pretty than brains, do the taxes, help the naunets out with keeping Axis in check, wage a psi war against no less than 4 Lashunta sykers at once, converse with an aboleth....
Could be worse. I could leave my precognition on again. Do you know what kind of headache you get if you answer people's questions before they ask them, and then they don't ask them in the first place because they have their answer?
Anyway, you did whisper there, or they would have heard you alongside me.
I didn't whisper. I didn't even say it yet. So is that your TP or your precog? Or both?
Anyway, you did whisper there, or they would have heard you alongside me.
Don't know.
....
Do you mind?
Thanks.
Anyway, it's a mercy killing, really. A creature of order. Totally against nature. It can't have felt comfortable here.
Putting it out of its misery was the right thing to do.
Thanks.
Anyway, it's a mercy killing, really. A creature of order. Totally against nature. It can't have felt comfortable here.
Putting it out of its misery was the right thing to do.
Interesting. If we ever get an alignment, we'll make sure it will be one of those other ones. Kaos. Is that right?
Daddy!!! I fount yoo daddy, I fount yoo! Mammy says yoo is hidin, but I fount yoo.
*throws his stick like arms around KaeYoss' legs*
When yoo comin' home Daddy? Mammy missus yoo. An' yoo mist mah birfday.
*chukles* And here I thought he was trying to trick, violate, and torture her. *looks in the direction of KaeYoss, yawns*I didn't say I'd go away. I said I no longer care if she's tricked, violated, and tortured to death.*sighing, she smiles as she shakes her head* Do I sense jealousy? It's alright, you can tell me.
I has gud idea- she lieks 'em scaly.
Does evil clown know any kobolds in need of date? He sets her up on date with kobold- there might even be a lawful good kobold out there
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*she looks pretty pisssed up, looking at the assesin who beggins to feel a lot of pine comming from his muscles, the pain increasing but not killing, as the cleric moves closer and kicks him on the ribs, her sword close to his neck*
I hope it is a consolation for you that you were paid very well
*pushing her swoerd in the back of the assassin in the ground*
this might not kill you, but it will hurt enough and I will know wherever you are from now onward... and any time you came close to a celestial this same pain will cross around and along your body so I HOPE you had learned... or I will be happy to finish your execution... which Inonly don't finish since we are in the material plain you only sent my guardian home... the other one I will talk with her... and see if she can be rescued... if no well, then she was not worth it...
and about the name KaeToss... I am sorry you don't like my accent... but no I am not impressed by your skills... since you need help... so be in your way...
and NO i don't like kobolds *looking to the other creature around* not even in a stick and with vegetables... so don't get me going.. now...
and I have my reason to hate the horde... which are not your bussiness and this dragon HAS NOT rampaged, and I won't judge him only on your word that he will... and a dragon rampaging on drows who killed my grandfather... well I have no troubels of conscienc on that...
*still looking red and pissed, her sword in hand shinign brighly*
and NO i don't like kobolds *looking to the other creature around* not even in a stick and with vegetables...
*she blinks in amazement, while usually she'd consider said statement a joke, she didn't actually consider the cleric capable of actual humor* Pardon? You didn't actually consider -that-, did you?
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and NO i don't like kobolds *looking to the other creature around* not even in a stick and with vegetables...*she blinks in amazement, while usually she'd consider said statement a joke, she didn't actually consider the cleric capable of actual humor* Pardon? You didn't actually consider -that-, did you?
Well now I'm hungery.
I'z gotta stick!! sees I'z got ut rite hear!!
*pulls a stick out of his fathers pantaloons*
Ahm preety sure Mammy stuck one a' them cookumbers up the backside if'n ya wannit.
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and NO i don't like kobolds *looking to the other creature around* not even in a stick and with vegetables...*she blinks in amazement, while usually she'd consider said statement a joke, she didn't actually consider the cleric capable of actual humor* Pardon? You didn't actually consider -that-, did you?
*blushes, most of her rightful wrath washing away* no... not serously, sorry... but its a bit better to think on those things iin food terms than sexual partners as that creature supposed I would like...whichever its claseless and distasteful
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*she looks pretty pisssed up, looking at the assesin who beggins to feel a lot of pine comming from his muscles
Sorry, princess, but no pining for the wicked.
, the pain increasing but not killing, as the cleric moves closer and kicks him on the ribs, her sword close to his neck*
I hope it is a consolation for you that you were paid very well
*pushing her swoerd in the back of the assassin in the ground*
What is she talking about? What is she doing to that peasant?
What is she talking about? What is she doing to that peasant?*she looks pretty pisssed up, looking at the assesin who beggins to feel a lot of pine comming from his musclesSorry, princess, but no pining for the wicked.
, the pain increasing but not killing, as the cleric moves closer and kicks him on the ribs, her sword close to his neck*I hope it is a consolation for you that you were paid very well
*pushing her swoerd in the back of the assassin in the ground*
Well, you see what she's doing. As to what she thinks she is doing.....
Let's turn it into a quiz for you, my murderous friend. Did I:
Extra credit if you can state the differences between 2 and 3 - you do remember what I told you about the differences between magic and psionics, don't you? Your eyes make it kind of hard to discern whether you're listening raptly or staring into the distance, thinking about what minor noble lady's virtue you're going to sally next.
and about the name KaeToss... I am sorry you don't like my accent...
Not if your accent is fail.
but no I am not impressed by your skills... since you need help... so be in your way...
Suit yourself. And leave that poor man alone. He soiled his undergarments - and by the looks of him, he doesn't have drawers full of spares.
and I have my reason to hate the horde... which are not your bussiness and this dragon HAS NOT rampaged, and I won't judge him only on your word that he will... and a dragon rampaging on drows who killed my grandfather... well I have no troubels of conscienc on that...
As I said: You don't have to believe me. Hell, I'm just a mad jester, I'm probably lying and there's no such thing as Dahak, and no archon has ever fallen.
Excuse my while I provide a number of orc tribes with high-quality weapons and information about easy targets. We all have a role to play, and since you so desperately want me to play mine, I'll get to work posthaste.
*raises his left eye upward*
You mean to tell me something...bred with you, jester?
I have a little contest running with a guy I met on a backwater planet a couple of galaxies away, in a town called Shadowdale. I must say he's leading (I cannot claim to have bedded a goddes, as Calistria is playing hard to get), but I give him a good run for his gold..
But this doesn't belong to me. I'm careful to make sure something like this doesn't happen.
You wouldn't know, but a lot of women like smart guys. Plus, you haven't seen me without the facepaint and jester's armour. And a psion can do things.....
But...but... Daddy! Hows cood yoo say such thangs Daddy?
Don't yoo luvs Mammy an' me no mores?
*begins shreiking incoherently, his unparraleled latent Psionic powers resonating thru the fabric of reality, twisting it to undo the jesters tricks*
*A fissure rips thru the ground about twenty foot long off to the left, as the sound of anguished screams echos thru air, hellfire pours upward forming into an unholy beauty before closing again*
Now Kae' we've been over this dear. The court of the Gods told you he was yours, quit trying to shirk your responsibilities. And besides you can't just stop by for a booty call whenever you like and still not pay the child support you owe me! Your son is putting a real crimp in my "profesional" life, when are you going to take poor little KaeYotik camping like you told him you would. And I thought you were picking him up for the ball game and a picnic for his birthday? What happened to that, huh? I swear all you clowns are just alike, y'know Pennywise did this same thing with his daughter! I'll bet you were chasing that little tramp Harley again! Well were you? Huh? Oh, I see... Running around with Jarod again. Is he still using those stupid illusions to make his sock puppet look real and calling... what was it again? Oh! Thats right your...*giggles*..."unspeakable associate". The only "unspeakable associate" you have is that rediculous moron standing beside you! He probably only hangs out with you because you owe him money! And Jarod sweety, get in line for that! I'll tell you one more thing mister, the biggest mistake I ever made was getting drunk with you that night. I can't beleive we got married in Limbo, Limbo! You couldn't even spring for a decent plane! Are you even listening to me Kae'!?....
And why is he crying?
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*ignore the jester and the assasin's words knowing well that she would pass the will save for that power*
say what you will, you are mad jester yes, but you are trying to act in a very organiced way to achieve an specific goal... besides, please send the orcs home... last time I had the chance to see the hord I was 12... this time I would give them something for their money...
incluthing a rampaging dragon if he is does care to tag along *Smiling slightly as she pats the dragon's front leg*
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*ignore the jester and the assasin's words knowing well that she would pass the will save for that power*
say what you will, you are mad jester yes, but you are trying to act in a very organiced way to achieve an specific goal... besides, please send the orcs home... last time I had the chance to see the hord I was 12... this time I would give them something for their money...
incluthing a rampaging dragon if he is does care to tag along *Smiling slightly as she pats the dragon's front leg*
It would be an honor to carry you into battle against the hoard my dearest. *lowers his collosal bulk to the ground offering his forleg to boost her up*
Shall we be off then, it seems the jester has his hands full without us.
Ms. Joanne would you care to join us?
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It would be an honor to carry you into battle against the hoard my dearest. *lowers his collosal bulk to the ground offering his forleg to boost her up*
Shall we be off then, it seems the jester has his hands full without us.
Ms. Joanne would you care to join us?
I do believe so...*smiles* I was not thinking on that, but that would serve, considering you offered... dear Goatlieb, do you mind tagging along and visiting far away places?
mmm *goes for her armor* I suppose being far away from the jester I will be able to use this again without trouble
It would be an honor to carry you into battle against the hoard my dearest. *lowers his collosal bulk to the ground offering his forleg to boost her up*
Shall we be off then, it seems the jester has his hands full without us.
Ms. Joanne would you care to join us?
I do believe so...*smiles* I was not thinking on that, but that would serve, considering you offered... dear Goatlieb, do you mind tagging along and visiting far away places?
mmm *goes for her armor* I suppose being far away from the jester I will be able to use this again without trouble
Oh don't mind him dear, he likes to start trouble is all. Him and his obsession with seeing clerics in their nothing-at-alls. Honestly why I put up with him, if it wasn't for sweet little KaeYotic I'd have kicked his but to the moon by now. It's bad enough he stole my make up for his little costume. How in the abyss did I get stuck with him for a husband!?
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Oh don't mind him dear, he likes to start trouble is all. Him and his obsession with seeing clerics in their nothing-at-alls. Honestly why I put up with him, if it wasn't for sweet little KaeYotic I'd have kicked his but to the moon by now. It's bad enough he stole my make up for his little costume. How in the abyss did I get stuck with him for a husband!?
no idea ma'm
but my best wishes
dear Goatlieb, do you mind tagging along and visiting far away places?
On the condition that you start spelling my name right, but sure, sounds fun.
*A fissure rips thru the ground about twenty foot long off to the left, as the sound of anguished screams echos thru air, hellfire pours upward forming into an unholy beauty before closing again*
Dragon, not only are your illusions laughable, you don't get your facts straight. Don't 4e things up.
*ignore the jester and the assasin's words knowing well that she would pass the will save for that power*
I don't do will saves. You only get those if you want to withstand magic's influence or disbelief illusions. A change of reality neatly circumvents that.
say what you will, you are mad jester yes, but you are trying to act in a very organiced way to achieve an specific goal...
My mind runs straight. Maybe not in an Euclidean sense, but still.
I'm not organised. I'm methodic. That's not a lawful thing (the world isn't black and white, except for those with the madness called Borderline)
besides, please send the orcs home... last time I had the chance to see the hord I was 12... this time I would give them something for their money...
I didn't send them your way. Just the nearest settlement where a type of axiomite-wannabes try to impose order on the chaotic wilderness. I let them test their faith - and their mettle - against that chaotic wilderness.
Maybe you should find out where those orcs are, where they are going, and how to help those poor people. You might actually be able to defeat those orcs (they got nice weapons, and a couple had their mind's eyes opened to the path of the Wilder, imposing their emotions - i.e. rage - upon the ephemeral. But they're still just orcs). Would be a good start on atoning for what you did to that poor peasant.
Which reminds me *with hardly an effort of will, teleports the poor, innocent peasant away from beneath the sword, leaving any orderly taint behind, thus freeing him from any curse the priestess put on him unlawfully*
*Also undoes the illusion-like effects on the area* Sorry, 'Leth, but I can't be bothered to separate the strands of your mind's theatre from the rest
Oh, I seem to have destroyed that curious theatre. Anyway, my good man, fear no more. I'm here to protect you from that mad priestess. I've undone the curse she put on you, so if you ever should decide to attack an archon (which I wouldn't suggest unless you had considerable training), you can do so without her witchery affecting you.
incluthing a rampaging dragon if he is does care to tag along *Smiling slightly as she pats the dragon's front leg*
You do know there's a difference between a dragon fighting and a dragon rampaging.
Wait, I forget who I'm talking to: You don't know. You have no idea that encouraging him to rampage means to embrace the destructive power that is the blemish on the draconic race. They put some demons to shame, they really do, at least in chaotic-evilness.
So I'm safe from her witchery? She couldn't have targeted me unconsciously because she thought I was that fool?
No, her magic cannot work that way. That's thaumaturgy, working with effigies and links. Those crusader types still link it to "voodoo" and witchcraft and have nothing to do with it. Plus, she would need more than a thought of you.
About my question - well?
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So I'm safe from her witchery? She couldn't have targeted me unconsciously because she thought I was that fool?No, her magic cannot work that way. That's thaumaturgy, working with effigies and links. Those crusader types still link it to "voodoo" and witchcraft and have nothing to do with it. Plus, she would need more than a thought of you.
About my question - well?
Well, you know... uh....
Well, you know... uh....So I'm safe from her witchery? She couldn't have targeted me unconsciously because she thought I was that fool?No, her magic cannot work that way. That's thaumaturgy, working with effigies and links. Those crusader types still link it to "voodoo" and witchcraft and have nothing to do with it. Plus, she would need more than a thought of you.
About my question - well?
Alright, who was it? That young Henderthane dilettante you've been "working on"?
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Alright, who was it? That young Henderthane dilettante you've been "working on"?Well, you know... uh....So I'm safe from her witchery? She couldn't have targeted me unconsciously because she thought I was that fool?No, her magic cannot work that way. That's thaumaturgy, working with effigies and links. Those crusader types still link it to "voodoo" and witchcraft and have nothing to do with it. Plus, she would need more than a thought of you.
About my question - well?
:D Hee hee, yes, the very same. The proverbial Sweet Young Sixteen, face like an angel. And very... excitable.
Anyway, how long do you think will it take those three to find out you lied to them about the orcs?
Anyway, how long do you think will it take those three to find out you lied to them about the orcs?
Not for a little while. Funny - the way they keep accusing me of lying when I speak the truth, but when I do feed them lies, they eat them up with a big spoon.
I think it gives us enough time to do what we intended.
Provided, of course, that dragon can keep his urges in check until then. His attempt at illusions shows that he's getting impatient - a dragon should be able to do better.
I have a platinum that says he'll play the "rise 10.000 feet and then drop your passengers" game, maybe with "harrying them all the way down" rules.
Anyway, I believe you and me have work to do.
Does evil clown know any kobolds in need of date? He sets her up on date with kobold- there might even be a lawful good kobold out there
Not evil. Chaotic.
And sorry, I don't know that many kobolds, and none good enough to know if they are in need of a fix-up.
*blushes, most of her rightful wrath washing away* no... not serously, sorry... but its a bit better to think on those things iin food terms than sexual partners as that creature supposed I would like...whichever its claseless and distastefuland NO i don't like kobolds *looking to the other creature around* not even in a stick and with vegetables...*she blinks in amazement, while usually she'd consider said statement a joke, she didn't actually consider the cleric capable of actual humor* Pardon? You didn't actually consider -that-, did you?
Does evil clown know any kobolds in need of date? He sets her up on date with kobold- there might even be a lawful good kobold out thereNot evil. Chaotic.
And sorry, I don't know that many kobolds, and none good enough to know if they are in need of a fix-up.
Eating instead of dating? Strange, but it might work. Of course, that would rule out Draconians- dragon people- from some alternate world called Krynn, cuz they turn to stone when dead. There's still always Dracha- other dragon people that hang around feline people, dog people, giant people, snake people, and don't believe in alignments- and Dragonborn- still other dragon people, but they hang around coastline mages...
We're still not sure what this is all about. Anyone care to explain to us, again, how those concepts of good and evil are any different? The way we see it, they're both made-up concepts to boost one's feelings. Something about "us" and "them", right?
You finite creatures are weird. Although, for some reason, some of you are interesting for some reason when they wear what you call "school uniform".
That's the main reason we haven't eaten your planet yet, really.
Anyhoo- here's a public announcement....
Tentacled aberrations- every uniformed schoolgirl should have one.
Anyhoo- here's a public announcement....
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-FlOzsCftk]Tentacled...
That... made no sense.
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That... made no sense.it was not supposed to make sense... its pure madness
and Jarod, don't, I you would stop having a friend
Friend? Not everyone only works with people he can form a care-bear huggy feely group with.
Oh, and since you're here again: Could you clean that lake? You know you want to. Being a chick and all.
Oh, and wouldn't it be evil to kill someone just because he wants to love you? I think you're not okay with that evil stuff.
Speaking of friends and evil: Don't throw away that mop when you're done cleaning that lake, you might keep it for a memento or something.
Is this mental link on? Kae, you've done the displacement dislocation thing, right? If she gets what I'm hinting at, she might become irrational, like chicks so often do.
And you're a messy eater, too, aren't you.
That's why I went into the mind business. Killing's much cleaner that way - literally. You can shoot them with mind arrows, or, if you go in with sword and spear, fix your clothes to be water-repellant.
Plus, I'm not above using a shield if the victim looks like a bleeder.