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Those good old days... Wait! I'm not that old... am I? aaargggh

*runs in circle as fast as age allows...*

Liberty's Edge

Half of me wishes I had been around for the half of the 80s I missed.

Half of me wishes I had missed the half of the 80s I was around for.

The Exchange

Hugo Solis wrote:


*runs in circle as fast as age allows...*

In other words he completes a single rotation of the living room and completes another 45 in his head as he sits on the couch and catches his breath. (I tried it and that was the results.)

;P


Fun times. Remember the bandana phase? They went great with my Vans.


QUIET DOWN YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!!!!!


Callous Jack wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
*groan* What is gramps yelling about now? somebody make him a sasparilla so he'll calm down.
I thought he preferred Ovaltine?

Beer actually. Cold beer. And a locked cooler for them, to keep the teen/young adults from mooching his stash..

*shuffles off mumbling about how disrectful the younguns are these days*

Scarab Sages

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Fun times. Remember the bandana phase? They went great with my Vans.

I still wear Vans.

They're comfortable.


Cool nostalgia thread, just like I hoped, lol. Lot of good stuff I had forgotten about (including Captain N, holy crap). Good old 1541 floppy drive, hah, you could crumple a 5 ¼ in your hand and it would still read; don’t make them like that anymore.

Thank goodness shoulder pads died, at least.


What cracks me up, and is lost on my kids, is the resurrection of oldies but goodies - like mood rings, bell bottoms, and corduroy. And a whole lot more. It's like some guy buys up all the out-of-fashion stuff at discount prices and keeps it in a warehouse for 20 years, selling it at a huge profit.

Heck even the old video games make a comeback. We have Robotron, Centipede, Space Invaders, Galaga, Tempest, and the PacMan series on our Xbox. And my wife and I kick our kids' butts on them!

Who remembers a old video game, circa 1981, that had a 3-d outline of a warrior that you could have sword fights on? I only saw it at Cedar Point in OH, but it rocked! Can't remember it's name though.

Man if I had the money I spent on video games I'd be rich. Or at least debt-free.


Ungoded wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Fun times. Remember the bandana phase? They went great with my Vans.

I still wear Vans.

They're comfortable.

Or you could go back further, when Converse was a huge player in the sneaker market.

Scarab Sages

Emperor7 wrote:
Ungoded wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Fun times. Remember the bandana phase? They went great with my Vans.

I still wear Vans.

They're comfortable.

Or you could go back further, when Converse was a huge player in the sneaker market.

I wore Chucks.


Old days, schmold days. I've got some of my favorite old day classics on DVD. I've got Jonny Quest. I've got 2 seasons of the Muppet Show. I've got 2 seasons of original Star Trek AND the animated series. I've got the whole set of Monty Python. And I'm currently drooling over the idea of getting The Man from U.N.C.L.E. on DVD as well.

On the other hand, I did like ApplePanic on my //c.

Dark Archive

Emperor7 wrote:

What cracks me up, and is lost on my kids, is the resurrection of oldies but goodies - like mood rings, bell bottoms, and corduroy. And a whole lot more. It's like some guy buys up all the out-of-fashion stuff at discount prices and keeps it in a warehouse for 20 years, selling it at a huge profit.

Break Dancing is making a comeback too. Breakin' 3 anyone?


Bill Dunn wrote:

Old days, schmold days. I've got some of my favorite old day classics on DVD. I've got Jonny Quest. I've got 2 seasons of the Muppet Show. I've got 2 seasons of original Star Trek AND the animated series. I've got the whole set of Monty Python. And I'm currently drooling over the idea of getting The Man from U.N.C.L.E. on DVD as well.

On the other hand, I did like ApplePanic on my //c.

lol. My wife had the Mork & Mindy, Laverne & Shirley, and Bewitched DVD sets on her gift lists these last couple of years.


Ungoded wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Ungoded wrote:


I still wear Vans.

They're comfortable.

Or you could go back further, when Converse was a huge player in the sneaker market.
I wore Chucks.

Still wear Chucks. :)


Emperor7 wrote:
Man if I had the money I spent on video games I'd be rich. Or at least debt-free.

During a couple of years of my adolescence, my dad managed a huge video arcade in a building in Waikiki. Due to the Japanese owners, the place always had the latest games first. My dad told the workers there to load me up on credits on any given machine I wanted when I was there (provided I'd finished my homework). I became very, very popular for a short time...and developed some outrageous callouses on whatever portion of my hand was being used for button-mashing, depending on the game.


Emperor7 wrote:
Man if I had the money I spent on video games I'd be rich. Or at least debt-free.

I'm trying not to think of that. I have three CD flip cases full of video game discs.

Scarab Sages

Shadowborn wrote:
I just got myself a 1200 baud modem. The Trade Wars game on the local BBS just screams by now...

What's a modem?

gets the cane

Back in my day, we had 8-inch floppy disks -- and they were floppy. We enjoyed our text based games -- and we were happy.

Scarab Sages

David Fryer wrote:
That reminds me....and wash it down with a Crystal Pepsi.
mwbeeler wrote:
I really liked Crystal Pepsi; shame they didn't keep it. Lord only knows what they had to do to remove the caramel coloring, though.

Anyone remember Hubba Bubba soft drink. It had to be the nastiest drink I've ever had. It's just wrong to drink your bubble gum.

Scarab Sages

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Back in my day, we had 8-inch floppy disks -- and they were floppy. We enjoyed our text based games -- and we were happy.

You're in a room. There is a rock on the table. Obvious exits are North, South, and Dennis.

"Get Rock"

** after three minutes of the tape going back and forth trying to find the correct response **

You have rock.

...

(or as Strong Bad says -- "You cannot get ye flask.")

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
That reminds me....and wash it down with a Crystal Pepsi.
mwbeeler wrote:
I really liked Crystal Pepsi; shame they didn't keep it. Lord only knows what they had to do to remove the caramel coloring, though.
Anyone remember Hubba Bubba soft drink. It had to be the nastiest drink I've ever had. It's just wrong to drink your bubble gum.

They still have something like that in Central America. When I went down to Costa Rica a while back, they had this stuff called "Inca Kola," which looks like Mountain Dew and tastes like Satan's own bubblegum. Stuff is f+#%ing disgusting.

Scarab Sages

The other thing that I remember is that no one had car seats and that I used to sit on my father's lap and "steer" the car. If I did that now with my son, I would be arrested and sent to jail.

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Back in my day, we had 8-inch floppy disks -- and they were floppy. We enjoyed our text based games -- and we were happy.
You're in a room. There is a rock on the table. Obvious exits are North, South, and Dennis.

In case you've never seen the particular bit in KoL before; in the Strange Leaflet Quest, if you type "DENNIS" into the text box, the leaflet responds with "You cannot go DENNIS from here."


Moff Rimmer wrote:
The other thing that I remember is that no one had car seats and that I used to sit on my father's lap and "steer" the car. If I did that now with my son, I would be arrested and sent to jail.

And they didn't have shoulder belts either. It was lap belts or nothin'.


Ungoded wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Ungoded wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Fun times. Remember the bandana phase? They went great with my Vans.

I still wear Vans.

They're comfortable.

Or you could go back further, when Converse was a huge player in the sneaker market.
I wore Chucks.

I wear Chucks.


I wear upside-down alligator skull clogs. I'm a tried and true animal lover, but these amphibian villains embezzled $122,000 from my company and so they deserve to be footwear. Sometime I step them in dog poop on purpose.

"Was it worth it?" I say, grinding down. "WAS IT WORTH IT?!"


The Jade wrote:

I wear upside-down alligator skull clogs. I'm a tried and true animal lover, but these amphibian villains embezzled $122,000 from my company and so they deserve to be footwear. Sometime I step them in dog poop on purpose.

"Was it worth it?" I say, grinding down. "WAS IT WORTH IT?!"

ooooh..kaaaayyyyyy...

Kinda like these people wearing Chucks. 'Chuck's what?', I ask.

Sovereign Court

The Jade wrote:

Sometime I step them in dog poop on purpose.

"Was it worth it?" I say, grinding down. "WAS IT WORTH IT?!"

It brings new meaning to skullduggery...

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

YeuxAndI wrote:
Ungoded wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Ungoded wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Fun times. Remember the bandana phase? They went great with my Vans.

I still wear Vans.

They're comfortable.

Or you could go back further, when Converse was a huge player in the sneaker market.
I wore Chucks.
I wear Chucks.

I'm wearing a pair of Roos.

That's right... with a secret pocket.

Spoiler:
What's that? I'm sorry... I can't hear you over the sound of my AWESOME.

Liberty's Edge

YeuxAndI wrote:
Ungoded wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Ungoded wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Fun times. Remember the bandana phase? They went great with my Vans.

I still wear Vans.

They're comfortable.

Or you could go back further, when Converse was a huge player in the sneaker market.
I wore Chucks.
I wear Chucks.

*Pre-owned* combat boots. From the sketchiest surplus store this side of the Mexican border.

Yeah, I'm wearin' a dead guy's stuff. I's goin' to the hot place.


The Un-Cola!

I can't wait to get a couple of these joysticks.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Lost Omens, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
mwbeeler wrote:

The Un-Cola!

I can't wait to get a couple of these joysticks.

"Sevah-nump", heh


Pathfinder Starfinder Society Subscriber

Ahh!

Florescent Yellow, Green, and Pink. Swapping out your shoelaces with gaudy 1/2" thick laces. Zubaz. Spandex. Hypercolor. Astronaut Ice Cream. Spiked Hair. Lazer Tag. Guess. Swatches. Ice Cream Jones cereal. Pac-Man cereal. Introduction of the Purple Horseshoe in Lucky Charms. The Ghetto Blaster. Cellular Phones. Hair Metal. Ronald Reagan. Ollie North. After school specials. This is your brain on drugs (and Just Say No). He-Man. The Real Ghostbusters. Transformers. GI Joe (ooh, the Aircraft Carrier). "Where's the beef?" The 80's era Mustang? Max Hedroom. The D&D Cartoon. Remember when Rap was good? Return of the Jedi. Howard the Duck. Nintendo Entertainment System. Latchkey kids. Removing Red M&Ms. The Cabbage Patch Kid craze. "Wierd Al" Yankovich.

Dark Archive

You know, Cabbage Patch Kids were a plot from the government to get us used to what the mutants would look like after the Third World War. ;p

Dark Archive

Gamma World that didn't suck.


Emperor7 wrote:
The Jade wrote:

I wear upside-down alligator skull clogs. I'm a tried and true animal lover, but these amphibian villains embezzled $122,000 from my company and so they deserve to be footwear. Sometime I step them in dog poop on purpose.

"Was it worth it?" I say, grinding down. "WAS IT WORTH IT?!"

ooooh..kaaaayyyyyy...

Kinda like these people wearing Chucks. 'Chuck's what?', I ask.

Oh, that's good, and appropriate. I forgot all about those things.

Callous Jack wrote:
It brings new meaning to skullduggery...

Oh, that's good, and baaaaaaaad!

Liberty's Edge

I need some poprocks.

Dark Archive

And a Coke.

Liberty's Edge

He likes it! Hey Heathy!!!

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