who brought those votes in here in the first place?
That's politic radioactive stuff... stay away from it...
Uhh.. ribit?
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who brought those votes in here in the first place?
That's politic radioactive stuff... stay away from it...
Maybe all the political radioactive stuff is what allows us froggies to post. Ever think of that? And why wouldn' you want Froggie Cultist and myself in power, are you green with envy or is that your natural coloration? Perhaps you plan to kill President Cultist and asuume power?!?
Never will that happen!*speaks into tiny headset* ARISE Cyber Dragonborn Froggie!!!
I have arrived. What are my orders?
As you wish. *moves to protect Froggie Cultist*
Ook. Isa good guy. I will keep 'em. We's gunna need an agenda. Wat to do foist? I aska my froggy peepls! Common froggy wat you wanna be done fo' dis great country!?!?
Larger lilypads!
More Female froggies!
Nuclear warfare stuff!
And fresh orange juice in the morning!
It shall be done! I will commision great paintings of myself for future generations to remember! [/brilliantly clear voice]
Ook! Did I jus' say dat!?!?
It shall be done! I will commision great paintings of myself for future generations to remember! [/brilliantly clear voice]
Ook! Did I jus' say dat!?!?
I still call voting fraud. You guys had ACORN working for you didn't you?
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I still call voting fraud. You guys had ACORN working for you didn't you?It shall be done! I will commision great paintings of myself for future generations to remember! [/brilliantly clear voice]
Ook! Did I jus' say dat!?!?
No but they did count all the hanging Chads
Oy! it not my fault der be hundreds o' froggies hidin' round da treads. An no, we din't have ACORN, we had FLCV: Froggies Like Cheatin' Votes :)
Hey, if they cheated, it sure wasn't through us.
Anyway, congratulations on the win. We'll be watching.
Heh heh heh
Runs for the Acme Depot
"Yes. I'll take that box of dynamite, the fly-scented candles, the Acme Jack-in-the-Box Surprise Spring, a pair of boxing gloves and that chicken over there .."
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No but they did count all the hanging ChadsI still call voting fraud. You guys had ACORN working for you didn't you?It shall be done! I will commision great paintings of myself for future generations to remember! [/brilliantly clear voice]
Ook! Did I jus' say dat!?!?
Wow, that's a great picture, and I'm teaching a class on the Civil War tomorrow.
Ha! leave it to the OTD to provide actual useful stuff...
Ribbit!
Returns from Acme Depot. Finds a quiet corner with a low ceiling. Sets up large spring, puts box marked TNT on top of it. Ties string to spring and brings it around corner. Takes out chicken and puts boxing gloves on it, placing the hapless fowl on the box's top. Lights the fly-scented candles. Finally hammers a sign into the ground:
The Masked Pollo Loco takes on all comers! Go three rounds and win a surprise!
Runs around corner and picks up the string, making a gear-clashing sound that almost sounds like a robot giggling
*Puts on the boxing gloves and goes to face of the Pollo Loco*
Wait.... What's that giglle...? Mmmm.. It may be a trap...
*follows the giggles*
*GROORK* *GRIBBORK*
eats the chicken
Chico! Donde esta me pollo?
En la panza de la Dire-Ranota Heathy!
He can that the heat from the TNT
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Returns from Acme Depot. Finds a quiet corner with a low ceiling. Sets up large spring, puts box marked TNT on top of it. Ties string to spring and brings it around corner. Takes out chicken and puts boxing gloves on it, placing the hapless fowl on the box's top. Lights the fly-scented candles. Finally hammers a sign into the ground:
The Masked Pollo Loco takes on all comers! Go three rounds and win a surprise!
Runs around corner and picks up the string, making a gear-clashing sound that almost sounds like a robot giggling
Quick grab the citrus marinade and fire up the grill.
As the saber-toothed Dire Toad scarfs up the chicken, the box of TNT and the giant spring, Malice Jack pulls the rope.
The large toad suddenly elongates and corkscrews as the spring goes off. He belches and a large eruption of fire and singed chicken feathers rains down on the frog pond.
"Well that was certainly interesting."
Runs off to Acme Depot to resupply
Hey Kemit, Nice than!
I heard a explosion and I figured it was the Pollo Loco, good thing you are resistant to fire and chiken!
*Joins Kermit's BBQ*
Species 715 does make a fine stew
*GRRUBUUURRRP*
*GRUK* *GROOAK*
Translation: Oh my! A bit spicy, that! Where's my rolaids?
Your digestion organs are flawed
*Puts Matix Tobot on frog custome and sits it on a lilypad*
Now relax dude...
*MatixFrog sinks his lilypad but the pond is shallow, so..., doesn't matter*
Your attempts at humor are flawed
Relaxation is Irrelevant
You shall not get to the President, Cousin!
Your flawed self minded governments are Irrelevant
They are weak pale Imitations of true unity
We will strip you of your flaws
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance is Futile
You clam to perfection is flawed
Your ideals are Irrelevant
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance is Futile
You will be species 439
Your defense of this thread is Irrelevant
You are flawed, small minded and weak
We will strip you of your flawed persona
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance is Futile
You will be species 439
Your defense of this thread is Irrelevant
You are flawed, small minded and weak
We will strip you of your flawed persona
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance is Futile
You will be species 440
You are flawed, small minded and weakI will strip you of your flawed persona
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance is Futile
Species 439 has been assimilated
Me think the big metal guy don' wanna be a froggie Boss ...
Your leadership structure is crude Infective and Irrelevant
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance is Futile
Oy! Take cawe o' him, boys.
*smile*