Underneath my shoe perhaps?Where am I boss?And what about me, hmmm? I do not see a half-red dragon froggie...
Under my flipper
The frog who once had me downUnder my flipper
The frog who once pushed me around
etc...
*ribit*
Species 641 has been assimilated
Their biological and technological distinctiveness has been added to are own
They have adapted to serve the collective
Resistance was Futile
Leave my dad alone you stupid Jacks!
Ah it's much better here all nice and warm.. *sighs contently*
Wow... Dragon week at the frog ponds. One feels secure with these mighty fellows around...as long as they are friendly...
*trembles insecure....*
Is there some genetic relation between frogs and dragons that I don't know of/
Is there some genetic relation between frogs and dragons that I don't know of/
Only those that are half-dragon froggies! ;p
And we are friendly as long as we are happy....
Mmmm.. Mosquito larvae! nomnomnom
The collective may have assimilated the species 269 by proxy
We are collecting DNA to test
The collective would be more satisfied if 269 was assimilated without proxy
Test pending
Shoo you ugly old robot thingy you! We just wants to eat larvae and be left in peace!
You Desires are Irrelevant
Resistance Is futile
The collective may have assimilated the species 269 by proxy
We are collecting DNA to test
The collective would be more satisfied if 269 was assimilated without proxyTest pending
Yeesh, you guys just don't know when to give up, do you?
Your ignorance is Irrelevant
The concept of giving up is not a flaw the collective has
Resistance is Futile
Futility is futile!
(is futility a word?)
Ribbit!
Futility is futile!
(is futility a word?)
Ribbit!
It is indeed little froggie good job!
Your assumptions are flawed
That is expected from such a weak minded and flawed creature
We can help you with that
We can strip away your weak flawed personas
Resistance is Futile
Your assumptions are flawed
That is expected from such a weak minded and flawed creature
We can help you with that
We can strip away your weak flawed personas
Resistance is Futile
*Yawn*
Alright, guys, I'm tired of this thread. I'm leaving. Have fun!
Adieu Mr Cleaver!
*Stamps the back of Kobold cleaver's hand so he can enter again for free on his next visit*
While everyone was away the collective drained the pond, set up factory's and started transforming the landscape to better suit it's needs
A large under construction sign hangs in front
Drones put up a fence. "Future home of cloning facility 78462" sign goes up
Aww my lilypad! You smooshed it, you old mean robotty thing. SHOO! No one wants you here, mean old tin bucket.
The core building have been built and the reactors are about ready to go online. The drones have laid the line to drain the sludge into the old pond pit. A new sign that read " Better living though assimilation, apply within " Hangs outside
Hey, Pappy! Leave them frogs alone!
Looks at the ugly building pumping sludge into his home
"Okay, now dis froggy's plenty mad!"
Scribbles a note and mails it in nearby receptacle. Taps foot. Five minutes later a van marked Acme Depot Home Delivery pulls up and deposits huge crate in front of Margarinefrog.
Margarinefrog signs for the package and begins tearing crate apart. A large machine marked ACME RID-O-ROBOT PU-237 EMP BURST MODULATOR is revealed, sporting a huge dish on one end and a pleathora of colored blinking vacuum tubes and crackling antennae.
The small frog aims the large dish at the new factory and pulls the trigger. A large pulse of electromagnetic energy smashes into the borgs and their factory, scrambling their circuts.
Somewhere deep in the paizomatix the collective adapts
vassals now arrive to begin reconstruction work. With the new EMP shielding in place the drones set about reclaiming lost materials and stripping deactivate drones of materials before breaking them down to there base components. A new sign hands out front " For your safety please stay back from active shielding "
I'm back, guys! Create Swamp!
*Building fades away, replaced by the swamp*
*Casts Anti-Robotics Field on swamp*
Magic fails to penetrate the shielding swamp forms around it. Anti-robot spell fails to effect non robots. The reactors go online "open" sign now goes out front
woa...whatta mess!
*ducks for cover*
The drones watch as species 418 is fried on the 16 kilometer wide protective shielding. The collective then sends venders out selling fried 418 on sticks to the natives of the swamp,along with pamphlets entitled "Assimilation and you"
The first drones of facility 78462 go online. The collective moves to establish shipyards in orbit. Strip mining ships arrive to begin the harvesting of useful materials
*Sighs, looking at delusional robots*
It's so sad, looking at them, seeing them try to be like other people, pretending they aren't robots...so tragic...I wonder what happened to destroy their minds like that?
The collective would like to locate this robotic species
We will strip them of their flaws and bring them closer to perfection
The collective checks the Monster manual, makes a note that Red dragons in fact are not immune to electricity or non fire energy, and keeps sealing grilled dragon
If your plan didn't work you can't sell grilled me.
Plus I'm supposed to be one of your collective (despite my arguments)
so if that is what you do to your members why would anyone want to join?
we have yet to assimilate species 418
*Sighs, looking at delusional robots*
It's so sad, looking at them, seeing them try to be like other people, pretending they aren't robots...so tragic...I wonder what happened to destroy their minds like that?
For the Jacks it was all the beer and porn.
For the Jacks it was all the beer and porn.
Yes when we cleared out your place it took a while.....But after recycling it was enough fuel to power a ship for a decade
Excellent company of frogs, do any of you know whether Giant Frog will make a return in the Pathfinder Bestiary? 1e Monster Manual had an entry for "Frog, Giant" with three subtypes: Giant, Killer, and Poison. I was disappointed when frogs didn't make it into the 3e Monster Manual, and I wonder if you might rally for their inclusion in Pathfinder.
*GRIBBITTT!!!*