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Frog Pond

*Looks up*

OH.. UM, YOU'RE FINE TO STAY...
Frog Pond

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, I BANISH ANY MATIX LEADERS OR FOLLOWERS FROM ENTERING MY DOMAIN!
Frog Pond

WORRY NO MORE MARGARINEFROG, FOR I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE CRUSADES! I HAVE MANY, UH... "MIDDLE EASTERN SPICES" THAT MAKE YOU FEEL JUST DANDY
The Frog Pond that Paizomatix's can't enter

HMMM... GOOD WORK DRAGONBORN3. I AM NOW WILLING TO PROMOTE YOU.. MAYBE TO VP?
Who will be our president?

ME!
Frog Pond

*ribit*
Generic Post

FWOGGY POST!
Frog Pond

HMM? ALRIGHT... FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: CLEAN THE POND, IT'S DISGUSTING.

The pond
Frog Pond

PLEASE. THIS IS BUSINESS. NOW, WHAT DO YOU CHARGE?
Frog Pond

I LOVE MINIONS... SPEAKING OF WHICH.
Frog Pond

HEY! NOBODY BUT FROGS PEE WHERE THEY SHOULDN'T!
The Meeting of the World Kobold Inn

*Woof!*

rite der!
Frog Pond

THAT'LL TEACH 'EM!
Frog Pond

THE JACKS! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
Frog Pond

DAMN. WHAT ARE THEY REFERED BY IN COMMON TONGUE?
Frog Pond

YES!!! THE SUMMONING HORN! OH RUSTY!
Frog Pond

WHAT? YOU HAVE ONE INSIDE THAT PRESENT?
Frog Pond

THIS RUSTY YOU SPEAK OF IS TAKING HIS TIME. DOES ANYONE HAVE A SUMMONING HORN?
Frog Pond

EXCUSE ME! THE LEMMINGS: I WOULD LIKE TO EMPLOY YOU AS MY BODYGUARDS! AFTER THAT AMAZING PIECE OF WORK YOU DID WITH THIS ROBOT. YOU WILL HAVE TO RESPOND TO MY HEAD BODYGUARD: DRAGONBORN3
Frog Pond

HEY!! WE HAVE RIGHTS
The Crimson Lords of Various Animals.

NO! YOU'RE A FROG YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Frog Pond

WAS THAT ON THE LIST?
Frog Pond

THAT'S AN IMPROVEMENT
Frog Pond

NO YOU IDIOT. RIBIT. CROAK. BURP. NOT WOOF. ALL OF THE ABOVE.
Frog Pond

OH! SOMEONE HELP THAT POOR FROG. FOR I CANNOT SWIM!
Frog Pond

WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?
Frog Pond

HM.. THIS THING HAS QUITE A KICK BACK.
*LOOKS DOWN*
IM HIT! HE GOT ME!
Frog Pond

*WHIPS AROUND, FIRING RIFLE*
1d20-10=-4

*THE RIFLE BLOWS APART*

GOT HIM!
Frog Pond

ONE...
TWO...
THREE...
FOUR...
FIVE...
SIX...
SEVEN...
EIGHT...
NINE...
TEN!
Frog Pond

REALLY.. THAT'S ODD. I ASSUMED I WOULD KNOW SOMEONE OF HER STANDING.

ANWAY, BACK TO THE DUEL. REMEMBER, TEN PACES, AND THEN WE DRAW
Frog Pond

I WILL HAVE TO TAKE THE HUNTING RIFLE. HMM... WHAT'S THIS ON THE SIDE? A SIGNATURE? ONE SARAH PALIN? FUNNY, NEVER HEARD OF HER...
Frog Pond

HMMM... GOOD CHOICE. BUT WHAT SHALL I CHOOSE
Frog Pond

FIRST, A CHOICE OF WEAPON
Frog Pond

I BELIEVE THE ONLY WAY TO SOLVE THIS IS A DUEL.
Frog Pond

REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY PRESENCE! INFIDEL!
Frog Pond

I WILL NOT HAVE INFERIOR SPECIES INVADE MY POND! BEGONE! WHERE IS MY FBI?
Frog Pond

AND WHO ARE YOU?
Frog Pond

YOU! YOU ARE A CULTIST! YOU SEEK TO UNDERMINE MY EFFORTS AS PRESIDENT! BEGONE BEAST! DRAGONBORN3! REMOVE THIS LOW LIFE FROM OUR GREAT PRESENCE!
Frog Pond

I AM COMMANDEERING THIS POND TO LEAD ALL YOU FROGS TO A BETTER FUTURE! NOW! TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT DONE!
Frog Pond

NO YOU FOOL! I AM YOU!
Frog Pond

IT IS ME! YOUR ALTER EGO! I HAVE MUST LEAD THE FROG NATION TO ITS GOLDEN YEARS!