*Looks up*
OH.. UM, YOU'RE FINE TO STAY...
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FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, I BANISH ANY MATIX LEADERS OR FOLLOWERS FROM ENTERING MY DOMAIN!
WORRY NO MORE MARGARINEFROG, FOR I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE CRUSADES! I HAVE MANY, UH... "MIDDLE EASTERN SPICES" THAT MAKE YOU FEEL JUST DANDY
HMMM... GOOD WORK DRAGONBORN3. I AM NOW WILLING TO PROMOTE YOU.. MAYBE TO VP?
*ribit*
FWOGGY POST!
PLEASE. THIS IS BUSINESS. NOW, WHAT DO YOU CHARGE?
I LOVE MINIONS... SPEAKING OF WHICH.
HEY! NOBODY BUT FROGS PEE WHERE THEY SHOULDN'T!
*Woof!* rite der!
THAT'LL TEACH 'EM!
THE JACKS! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
DAMN. WHAT ARE THEY REFERED BY IN COMMON TONGUE?
YES!!! THE SUMMONING HORN! OH RUSTY!
WHAT? YOU HAVE ONE INSIDE THAT PRESENT?
THIS RUSTY YOU SPEAK OF IS TAKING HIS TIME. DOES ANYONE HAVE A SUMMONING HORN?
EXCUSE ME! THE LEMMINGS: I WOULD LIKE TO EMPLOY YOU AS MY BODYGUARDS! AFTER THAT AMAZING PIECE OF WORK YOU DID WITH THIS ROBOT. YOU WILL HAVE TO RESPOND TO MY HEAD BODYGUARD: DRAGONBORN3
HEY!! WE HAVE RIGHTS
NO! YOU'RE A FROG YOU IDIOT!!!!!
WAS THAT ON THE LIST?
THAT'S AN IMPROVEMENT
NO YOU IDIOT. RIBIT. CROAK. BURP. NOT WOOF. ALL OF THE ABOVE.
OH! SOMEONE HELP THAT POOR FROG. FOR I CANNOT SWIM!
WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?
HM.. THIS THING HAS QUITE A KICK BACK.
ONE...
REALLY.. THAT'S ODD. I ASSUMED I WOULD KNOW SOMEONE OF HER STANDING. ANWAY, BACK TO THE DUEL. REMEMBER, TEN PACES, AND THEN WE DRAW
I WILL HAVE TO TAKE THE HUNTING RIFLE. HMM... WHAT'S THIS ON THE SIDE? A SIGNATURE? ONE SARAH PALIN? FUNNY, NEVER HEARD OF HER...
HMMM... GOOD CHOICE. BUT WHAT SHALL I CHOOSE
FIRST, A CHOICE OF WEAPON
I BELIEVE THE ONLY WAY TO SOLVE THIS IS A DUEL.
REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY PRESENCE! INFIDEL!
I WILL NOT HAVE INFERIOR SPECIES INVADE MY POND! BEGONE! WHERE IS MY FBI?
AND WHO ARE YOU?
YOU! YOU ARE A CULTIST! YOU SEEK TO UNDERMINE MY EFFORTS AS PRESIDENT! BEGONE BEAST! DRAGONBORN3! REMOVE THIS LOW LIFE FROM OUR GREAT PRESENCE!
I AM COMMANDEERING THIS POND TO LEAD ALL YOU FROGS TO A BETTER FUTURE! NOW! TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT DONE!
NO YOU FOOL! I AM YOU!
IT IS ME! YOUR ALTER EGO! I HAVE MUST LEAD THE FROG NATION TO ITS GOLDEN YEARS! |