I think we Jacks need our own Code of Misconduct.
I think we Jacks need our own Code of Misconduct.
I agree!
1. Win, at all costs.
2. Any alcoholic product in the vicinity of a Jack is the property of all Jacks.
3. Poodles may be used as toilet paper, unless they have been trained to fetch beer from the fridge.
4. The use of f#$@!*& foul language is permitted, even encouraged.
5. Peasants may be used as toilet paper, unless they have been trained to fetch beer from the fridge.
6. Thieves may be beaten to a pulp, before they are placed in the Jackapult and launced into neighboring threads.
7. Jills must be treated with affection/adoration/ogling...ahh, forget it. There's only a few of them brave enough to hang around.
8. All parties must be attended. If there are no partie scheduled, make one!
8. All parties must be attended. If there are no partie scheduled, make one!
There's always a party at the Clubhouse!
7. Jills must be treated with affection/adoration/ogling...ahh, forget it. There's only a few of them brave enough to hang around.I'll stick around.
Me too. *groans* Anybody got a good hangover cure? I think I overdid it at the last party...
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Me too. *groans* Anybody got a good hangover cure? I think I overdid it at the last party...7. Jills must be treated with affection/adoration/ogling...ahh, forget it. There's only a few of them brave enough to hang around.I'll stick around.
Water... drink lots of water. It helps rehydrate you, which is why alchohal causes hangovers.
Water... drink lots of water. It helps rehydrate you, which is why alchohal causes hangovers.
Even neutralize poison has ceased to function properly at this point. Word to the wise, don't go drinking with nymphs. But sure, water, why not. It's worth a try.
Is this where we're having SlaadCon?
The drones come and collect the cans and installs new sensors
Emerges from dirty laundry pile yawning
YUM! Slide me over some pancakes willya HJ?
Even neutralize poison has ceased to function properly at this point. Word to the wise, don't go drinking with nymphs. But sure, water, why not. It's worth a try.
Water... drink lots of water. It helps rehydrate you, which is why alchohal causes hangovers.
The white tiger brushes past Lynora. "Heys Toots," he purrs.
The white tiger brushes past Lynora. "Heys Toots," he purrs.
"Er, Hi Roy. You're in a good mood today."
"Er, Hi Roy. You're in a good mood today."
The white tiger brushes past Lynora. "Heys Toots," he purrs.
"I'm always in a good mood when you're around." He looks around for a moment. "Hey! Where's my bowl?"
"I'm always in a good mood when you're around." He looks around for a moment. "Hey! Where's my bowl?"
"What bowl? Oh, and in general it's not a good idea to leave things lying around around here. These guys come up with all kinds of crazy ideas. Of course keeping your things locked in your room doesn't guarantee that they'll be safe either."
Runs past with Roy's dish
Stops talking as she watches this. Sighs. "Sorry Roy. The poodle got it. They do this to me all the time. How they keep getting into my closet to steal my bikinis is a mystery, but there you have it." *shrug*
Runs past with Roy's dishStops talking as she watches this. Sighs. "Sorry Roy. The poodle got it. They do this to me all the time. How they keep getting into my closet to steal my bikinis is a mystery, but there you have it." *shrug*
"Hey, good news, Lynora! My scrying marble thingy says your roleplaying counterpart just came back from being dead. Or something. It's pretty confusing, a lot of us just stopped watching it because it was so confusing."
Runs past with Roy's dishStops talking as she watches this. Sighs. "Sorry Roy. The poodle got it. They do this to me all the time. How they keep getting into my closet to steal my bikinis is a mystery, but there you have it." *shrug*
"That's all right. I'll hunt down my bowl and eat the poodle later. Right now, I'm missing Jasckin' Ape. I need some exercise. Hey, you up for jog?"
Hey stuffing idea for the Atomic Buffalo Turd, Try mixing cream cheese, bbq sauce, A-1 steak saucetm, hot sauce, and poodle. Unless of course said poodle has been trained to fetch beer from the fridge.
*pulls out bottle of tequilla, and a port-a-bar (the portable all in one Bar with all brands and types of alcohol you ever need. Perfect for those who need to whip a party together on the last minute*
Who's ready for a party?!!!!
Why would you want to ruin a perfect turd by putting poodle in it?
Ground poodle of course.
but we save those till about 2:30 am by then we should be plastered enough anything tastes good.We leave the poodle treats for the other poodles.
Hmm buffalo turds with real buffalo meat might have to try that though.
Hey, new plan. Party here trying to get the count way up.
Time, once again, for a Hungry Jack® FAQ:
Question: How do I know when my griddle is preheated to the right temperature?
Answer: Drop a very small amount of water on the hot surface. If it sizzles and evaporates within a few seconds, the griddle is ready.
Man, I thought the answer was 'drop a poodle on the hot surface...'
Why is Jack angry???
Why is Jack angry???
Probably some intelligent self-loathing.
Why is Jack angry???
Someone stole his pony.
JUST KIDDIN', BOSS!
Why is Jack angry???
Probably because someone stole his beer again. ;)
intelligent self-loathing? Bless his little cotton socks.
Was it the rainbow pony? *gasps*
No one should EVER touch a man's beer.
All hail Lord Sebastian
You are all pathetic. Why don't you join a real cult and worship the glory that is me? Losers.
You're just jealous cause you didn't get invited to the last party. ;)
I don't know which is more embarassing, the fact that one of my clones is slumming among Jacks looking for converts, or that he's doing such a pathetic job of it.